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The Not-At-All-Creepy Hillary Design
Progressives would rather base their campaigns on graphic design than issues. Barack Obama’s ubiquitous O logo and HOPE poster made marketing history in 2008, but can the Democrats recapture their branding mojo with a different candidate?
Based on Ready for Hillary‘s first effort, they have their work cut out for them. To your right is their idea of an iconic design that will loosen wallets, fill voting booths and lower sea levels.
Certainly, creepy floating heads are an underused motif in modern campaigns, but I found the tagline a bit generic. To help Team Hillary, I created a few more options to round out the collection.
I’m confident that your tag lines/photoshops will be even better.
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Oceana has always been at war with Eastasia!
There is an obvious ‘Elephant in the living room’ regarding Hilary Clinton’s much talked-of run for the presidency in 2016 and that is:
she is too old!
Ah, Frau Clinton.
Did anyone hear horses neighing?
You’re not getting me to bite. I made fun of all that Obama nonsense (Julia commercials, Lena Dunham’s ad) and branding last time. I imagine the young dullards that will be eligible to vote in 2016, will fall for this. We shouldn’t underestimate the cult-of-personality effect on the low-info voter.
Excellent, EJ.
Insane Clinton Posse.
Good strategy, though. Look at how young they made her look. She knows her age is against her. The more people identify with the image, the less they will be concerned about her actual age.
Obey!
Or this:
Brilliant. Here are my entries at my website.
If she actually wore an eye patch, and gave all her stump speeches in “talk like a pirate” lingo, I might even consider voting for her…
“What difference, at this point, does it make?”
Failure to prosecute scandals leads to Clinton vs Jeb Bush. Pick your poison.
“What difference, at this point, does it make ?”
It reminded me of this, from an episode of ST:TNG
David, I beat you by mere moments. Great minds thinking alike and all that.
“My husband cheated and I won’t settle for this lousy t-shirt.”
But the picture is wrong. It needs Chris Stevens instead.
I know!!! That is what I thought of too. It is like a creepy alien picture…
Anyone remember the “I ran into Tammy Faye Bakker at the Mall” t-shirts?
Aside from the creepiness, there seems to be an even more serious problem: the person pictured appears not to have a brain.
[inaudible whispering] Excuse me, apparently there is no requirement that our president actually have a brain. Never mind.
“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! ”
I don’t have photoshop, but how about “not ready for prime time”
Loving all the ‘shops and tag lines!
I am the mighty HILZ.
Notice (I did) that the model is …uh…chestily low-endowed? I could guess why, but with Progressives, you never know.
President Nora Desmond
“Sorry I missed your 2:00 a.m. call. Anyway, I’m awake now. What’s up?”
She doesn’t realize that like the Cheshire Cat she has faded away and all that remains is the smile.