Hunter B’s Coming Legal Kabuki

 

Some predictions:

  1. No trial. Just a quick deal to get it out of the news.  Hunter will happily plead to whatever is in the deal.
  2. “Move on” spin will begin instantly on the false claim that this covers the gamut of Biden wrongdoing, so it is all over and Hunter is longer newsworthy.
  3. CNNMSNBCWaPoNYT will claim to be surprised that nothing was offered that incriminated Joe in these proceedings, proving conclusively he is innocent.
  4. One unnamed item will be kept under active investigation so no one may speak to Congress or the press until the “active” matter is closed, presumably in 2025.
  5. There will be fines, suspended sentence, and no jail time.
  6. The total time before the judge will be 25 minutes or less.
  7. The mattress tag removal charge will be dropped as part of the plea deal.

Mattress tag evidence to be suppressed.

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  1. The Reticulator Member
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    Joe says his son did nothing wrong. I’d like to know how he finds time to conduct 24/7 surveillance of his son. 

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  2. Old Bathos Member
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    The Reticulator (View Comment):

    Joe says his son did nothing wrong. I’d like to know how he finds time to conduct 24/7 surveillance of his son.

    Truth and facts undergo a terrible fate in Joe’s head.  By the time he utters his latest absurd contradiction or glaring falsehood, he already believes it.

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  3. Terence Smith Coolidge
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     Seems accurate. I would add

    8. After Nov 2024, the president issues a blanket pardon for Hunter and all members of the Biden family including the Big Guy.

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  4. Old Bathos Member
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    Terence Smith (View Comment):
    Seems accurate. I would add

    8. After Nov 2024, the president issues a blanket pardon for Hunter and all members of the Biden family including the Big Guy.

    Or maybe earlier.  If POTATUS slips into a coma and only DOCTOR Jill Biden is allowed to speak to/for him, pardons will emerge as needed.

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  5. tigerlily Member
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    The sad thing about your prediction is that is probably pretty close to being the worst case scenario for Hunter and the entire Biden clan.

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  6. DonG (CAGW is a Scam) Coolidge
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    For the fines, do they send to Hunter or straight to Beijing?

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  7. Old Bathos Member
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    DonG (CAGW is a Scam) (View Comment):

    For the fines, do they send to Hunter or straight to Beijing?

    Once the tax charges are settled, they can go ahead and pay the fines from the money they previously denied having.  The irony/farce will be lost on the MSM.

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  8. kedavis Coolidge
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    Old Bathos (View Comment):

    DonG (CAGW is a Scam) (View Comment):

    For the fines, do they send to Hunter or straight to Beijing?

    Once the tax charges are settled, they can go ahead and pay the fines from the money they previously denied having. The irony/farce will be lost on the MSM.

    And at least half of the public, most likely.

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  9. DaveSchmidt Coolidge
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    DonG (CAGW is a Scam) (View Comment):

    For the fines, do they send to Hunter or straight to Beijing?

    The Chinese Communist Party will suddenly become very interested in contemporary American art.  Hunter’s paintings will set new records at auction.  

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  10. OldPhil Coolidge
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    Little-known factoid: Mattress tags can always be removed if you own the mattress. 

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  11. Steven Seward Member
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    OldPhil (View Comment):

    Little-known factoid: Mattress tags can always be removed if you own the mattress.

    Thank you!  You have assuaged a tidal wave of guilt.

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  12. DaveSchmidt Coolidge
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    Steven Seward (View Comment):

    OldPhil (View Comment):

    Little-known factoid: Mattress tags can always be removed if you own the mattress.

    Thank you! You have assuaged a tidal wave of guilt.

    And shame. 

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  13. Old Bathos Member
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    OldPhil (View Comment):

    Little-known factoid: Mattress tags can always be removed if you own the mattress.

    But do we actually own anything or is it all just on loan from society as a whole?  President Liz Warren will likely initiate a crackdown on mattress tag scofflaws, those retrograde, possession-obsessed libertarian domestic terrorists.

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  14. The Reticulator Member
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    Old Bathos (View Comment):
    But do we actually own anything or is it all just on loan from society as a whole? 

    Don’t forget about “talent on loan from God.” 

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  15. Old Bathos Member
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    The Reticulator (View Comment):

    Old Bathos (View Comment):
    But do we actually own anything or is it all just on loan from society as a whole?

    Don’t forget about “talent on loan from God.”

    ..Since returned.  Our loss.

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  16. kedavis Coolidge
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    Old Bathos (View Comment):

    OldPhil (View Comment):

    Little-known factoid: Mattress tags can always be removed if you own the mattress.

    But do we actually own anything or is it all just on loan from society as a whole? President Liz Warren will likely initiate a crackdown on mattress tag scofflaws, those retrograde, possession-obsessed libertarian domestic terrorists.

    Obviously, if “you will own nothing, and be happy” that includes not removing mattress tags.

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  17. GlennAmurgis Coolidge
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    He will sell a couple of “art” to the CCP to pay for the fines and the lawyers

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