A Slow Death from Bad IT Infrastructure

 

My hospital’s IT infrastructure is absurd.  The best satirist could not describe it, although it conjures up scenes from Mike Judge’s Office Space, if one replaces progress notes with TPS reports.

It is 6 am and I get my portable computer on wheels for my morning rounds.  The bulky machine includes a full desktop PC, battery pack, monitor, keyboard, and mouse.  It weighs about 75 pounds and is to be my millstone for the next several hours.

I log in.  Password regulations dictate my 24-character string of letters, numbers, and emojis be changed fortnightly.  I am habitually typing the old password.  On eventual success, the computer takes a full minute to reach the log-in to the virtual desktop.  Once again, username and password and a minute-long wait to reach the virtual desktop where resides the electronic medical record (EMR) application.  Now, to log into the EMR, another flurry of keystrokes, username, password, and a minute-long wait.  The radiology software also requires the familiar pattern of taps across the keys followed by a delay.

My coffee has cooled to room temperature.  We are nearly ready to begin rounds.

As I wheel my albatross to the first patient room, I introduce myself to the patient.  They are unlikely to remember my face, as it is obscured by the large monitor.  I type as we converse, recording the various bits of information needed to maximize our billing department’s reimbursement for my note.  The more information I include, the lower my chances of nasty emails telling me to add to my documentation.  Fewer than emails a day is a victory.

I apologize to the patient for the lack of face-to-face care.  There is limited time before I’m needed in the operating room.  I’ve tried not typing while talking to the patient.  Typing between patient rooms delays progress enough to make completion of rounds prior to surgery impossible.  Typing after a full day in the OR brings a host of other problems: provider teams lack documentation of my daily plan; I forget things; I end up typing from home, late into the night.

So, I type and talk.  I fill out my essay, the only evidence of my hard work, my only valuable product according to the billing department.  No note, no money.  (I am occasionally reminded how valuable my notes are; If an emergency comes in and I am tardy on my signature, I immediately receive nasty emails stating my neglect is costing the hospital some ungodly seven-figure sum of money.)  After completing my documentation, I assign it a diagnosis code and a billing code (another 30 clicks or so to complete) so my employer can eventually sell the note, either to an insurance company or the government.

I walk into one of the many Wi-Fi dead zones in the hospital.  My screen freezes and I pray that is all.  If my virtual desktop drops, it is another few minutes of frustrated password typing and annoyed waiting.  These drops and freezes conveniently happen at the doorway threshold of every patient room, down the major hallways, and in front of the elevators.

A patient needs an MRI order.  Another 80 clicks consume the next two minutes of my time.  Not only must I complete the various fields in the order (when, where, how, and why), I must assign another diagnosis code and fill out the “appropriate use criteria (AUC),” mandated by the federal government.  The AUC program came about since some politician decided doctors were ordering too much imaging.  Now, to order a CT or MRI, in addition to the cumbersome EMR ordering process, I need to justify my choice of imaging.  There is nothing like a computer algorithm questioning one’s clinical judgment to get the blood running hot.  “Because I’ve completed eight years of neurosurgical subspecialty training, published multiple textbooks, and am an expert in the field” is not a valid reason for ordering the MRI, apparently.  It is another 20 clicks or so to navigate the popup boxes, find the “appropriate” diagnosis code and order the scan.  The system has no shortcuts when a patient is actively dying, either.  The clicks just become more furious.

I then need to book a patient for surgery.  There go another 100 clicks.  I still manage to get the booking wrong and will need another 5 phone calls with the OR front desk to rectify it.

Every click was sold to us as “only taking a few seconds.”  Administrators and bureaucrats were not lying when they said that.  They simply forgot to mention that they will keep adding clicks: another popup box to navigate, another order entry field to complete, another variable to document.  The clicks add up to minutes and hours.

Of course, the government decreed that nurses or less-highly-paid staff cannot put these orders in themselves.  The physician must do it.  So, I remain tethered to my computer.

When I finally leave the hospital, I am not off the hook.  I take calls, from home, for a week straight.  I am on my couch and the ER calls me.  There is a patient with a head trauma and the ER doctor is trying to describe a head CT over the phone.  I need to see the images myself, as my own visual interpretation is the difference between me breaking the speed limit to get to the hospital or a leisurely drive.  The only possible way I can see the CT is if the ER doctor scrolls through the scan while I watch over FaceTime.

No other industry has harnessed technology to decrease efficiency like healthcare has.  The regulations around EMR have stifled what should be a highly competitive market.  The billing and quality metric reporting regulations make an oppressive documentation burden for doctors and nurses alike.  Forcing EMR on hospitals via governmental mandate has led to unsuitable infrastructure.

I have better Wi-Fi coverage in my house than our billion-dollar-a-year hospital has.  My $500 personal laptop is both lighter and faster than the behemoth computer lassoed to my neck.  I can watch the entirety of Breaking Bad on my cell phone almost anywhere in the country, yet there is no way to send the greyscale images of a CT or MRI over an app.

These are not failures of the free market.  They are textbook examples of government regulation stifling an industry.  The documentation burden is secondary to Medicare rules on billing and quality metric reporting.  For example, in one year of trauma surgery, it takes 73 full 24-hour days to complete the required documentation for billing alone.  In ambulatory practices, physicians spend two hours on the computer for every one hour of patient time.  There are 2,266 quality metrics used by CMS and over $1 billion has been spent developing those metrics.  Meanwhile, physician practices spend $15 billion annually just reporting their metrics.  These are regulations that take physicians away from the bedside and, ultimately, lead to burnout.

As I type my 24-character password for the 18th time in a day or am squinting to interpret a CT scan over FaceTime, I feel that burnout.  How much better would my life would be if I just took cash-pay or liability patients.  I could make a good living doing medicolegal expert witness work.  There is a reason doctors, especially those older and financially secure, are leaving the industry in droves.

For now, I deal with the satirical infrastructure, password reset reminders, and Wi-Fi dead zones.  At the very least, they provide fodder for my rants here.

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  1. bullitt46 Inactive
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    My own doctor, not long after Obamacare arrived, told me that as soon as he reached retirement age he was retiring, since he was beginning to spend as much or more time on the computer as he spent examining patients. And some of that time he had previously spent in what seemed to be “idle” conversation with patients but often disclosed issues that they hadn’t thought important enough to report but that indicated a more serious underlying condition.

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  2. Justin Other Lawyer Coolidge
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    @DouglasMyers

    Spin (View Comment):

    Charlotte (View Comment):

    Spin (View Comment):
    Well, I have little sympathy for people who can’t remember their passwords.

    Why?

    Managing passwords, logins (is it my email address? My first initial and last name? Something assigned automatically?), and online accounts is one of the towering vexations of modern life. Even using your system described in comment #7, things break down fast when every website and app a) requires an account, and b) uses different minimum strength requirements for passwords.

    Frequent flier accounts, online banking/financial services, websites and applications specific to work/job, social media, entertainment subscriptions, newspaper and magazine subscriptions, online commerce, etc. This could easily total 75-100 unique login/password combinations. Yet, little sympathy from you?

    None whatsoever. I have to deal with all of that myself, as an IT guy. And just because I’m an IT guy doesn’t mean I have some magic ability to remember dozens of passwords. I have three passwords that I remember: the password to my network account at work, the password to my primary bank account, and the password to my LastPass password vault. I almost never have to flop around trying to figure out what variation of “the password I always use” that I used for whatever the thing is in the moment. Bottom line: I take the time to manage my passwords.

    As a side note, if you are still doing the “variation of the password I always use” thing, you need to stop. Get yourself a good password manager, and create a new, long password for every system / site and store it there.

    True that being an IT guy doesn’t mean you “have some magic ability to remember dozens of passwords”, but you do have facility with computer systems and are not bothered in the least to have to learn new methods of navigating those systems.  For many of us, we live in a world where we have to maintain dozens of passwords, but we don’t want to and we view having to do so as a major PITA.

    I realize the answer might be a password manager, but that requires learning one more &^%$# system.

    So that’s why I readily sympathize with Charlotte, even though I do acknowledge there are reasonable ways to manage the problem.

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  3. MiMac Thatcher
    MiMac
    @MiMac

    At my hospital the computer on wheels was called a COW, for obvious reasons-but one day a patient overheard a RN say “I am tired of pushing this COW all around the hospital”. The patient complained to the hospital that the RN was speaking pejoratively about her weight. So it no longer is the COW.

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  4. MiMac Thatcher
    MiMac
    @MiMac

    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):

    Bryan G. Stephens (View Comment):

    Constantly forcing password changes decreases security. It is stupid.

    No doubt–too much changing requires writing them down or keeping them really simple. Writing them down makes them accessible to enterprising third parties, and keeping them really simple makes them accessible to hackers.

    A recent breach at my hospital lead to the doubling of the length of passwords- now 13 characters. If it happens again the alphabet will barely suffice.

     

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  5. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
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    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):

    Bryan G. Stephens (View Comment):

    Constantly forcing password changes decreases security. It is stupid.

    No doubt–too much changing requires writing them down or keeping them really simple. Writing them down makes them accessible to enterprising third parties, and keeping them really simple makes them accessible to hackers.

    Yep.

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  6. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
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    @BryanGStephens

    MiMac (View Comment):

    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):

    Bryan G. Stephens (View Comment):

    Constantly forcing password changes decreases security. It is stupid.

    No doubt–too much changing requires writing them down or keeping them really simple. Writing them down makes them accessible to enterprising third parties, and keeping them really simple makes them accessible to hackers.

    A recent breach at my hospital lead to the doubling of the length of passwords- now 13 characters. If it happens again the alphabet will barely suffice.

     

    I use smashed phrases of a certain type that I won’t go into how I get to them, but it helps. 

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  7. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
    Bryan G. Stephens
    @BryanGStephens

    Like most private practice therapist, I aspire to move from insurance to self pay, and almost double my income. 

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  8. Douglas Pratt Coolidge
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    @DouglasPratt

    Egad. Who runs your IT department, hamsters?

    My oncology team uses keyboards and logs in from each office. They have always been very good about looking at me when we’re talking, rather than side-eyeing as they make notes on the computer. That’s one of many things I’m grateful to them for. As for the system itself, I see the same reports from tests and visits that they do. I’ll visit them for a blood draw and have a text with a link to the results before I get home.

    My day job is writing manuals for a medical device company, and I have worked on documenting the software they are using to integrate their devices to a central monitoring location as well as distributing prescriptions to the bedside devices. I hear from Marketing all the time that their clients’ infrastructure isn’t up to the latest enhancements. Makes me wonder about their security.

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  9. Spin Inactive
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    MiMac (View Comment):

    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):

    Bryan G. Stephens (View Comment):

    Constantly forcing password changes decreases security. It is stupid.

    No doubt–too much changing requires writing them down or keeping them really simple. Writing them down makes them accessible to enterprising third parties, and keeping them really simple makes them accessible to hackers.

    A recent breach at my hospital lead to the doubling of the length of passwords- now 13 characters. If it happens again the alphabet will barely suffice.

     

    I hope that wasn’t the only thing they did to prevent future breaches.  

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  10. Spin Inactive
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    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):

    Spin (View Comment):

    Charlotte (View Comment):

    Spin (View Comment):
    Well, I have little sympathy for people who can’t remember their passwords.

    Why?

    Managing passwords, logins (is it my email address? My first initial and last name? Something assigned automatically?), and online accounts is one of the towering vexations of modern life. Even using your system described in comment #7, things break down fast when every website and app a) requires an account, and b) uses different minimum strength requirements for passwords.

    Frequent flier accounts, online banking/financial services, websites and applications specific to work/job, social media, entertainment subscriptions, newspaper and magazine subscriptions, online commerce, etc. This could easily total 75-100 unique login/password combinations. Yet, little sympathy from you?

    None whatsoever. I have to deal with all of that myself, as an IT guy. And just because I’m an IT guy doesn’t mean I have some magic ability to remember dozens of passwords. I have three passwords that I remember: the password to my network account at work, the password to my primary bank account, and the password to my LastPass password vault. I almost never have to flop around trying to figure out what variation of “the password I always use” that I used for whatever the thing is in the moment. Bottom line: I take the time to manage my passwords.

    As a side note, if you are still doing the “variation of the password I always use” thing, you need to stop. Get yourself a good password manager, and create a new, long password for every system / site and store it there.

    True that being an IT guy doesn’t mean you “have some magic ability to remember dozens of passwords”, but you do have facility with computer systems and are not bothered in the least to have to learn new methods of navigating those systems. For many of us, we live in a world where we have to maintain dozens of passwords, but we don’t want to and we view having to do so as a major PITA.

    I realize the answer might be a password manager, but that requires learning one more &^%$# system.

    So that’s why I readily sympathize with Charlotte, even though I do acknowledge there are reasonable ways to manage the problem.

    Look, I never said it wasn’t a hassle to manage all the passwords.  Just that I have no sympathy for people who constantly fuss about not knowing their passwords.  Especially when there are tools out there to make it easier.  And LastPass is like Calgon for password woes.  You aren’t a locksmith, but I bet you manage to keep track of your keys.  

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  11. Douglas Pratt Coolidge
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    Bryan G. Stephens (View Comment):

    Like most private practice therapist, I aspire to move from insurance to self pay, and almost double my income.

    My favorite physical terrorist is in the process of doing just that. I’m perfectly happy to pay him every visit rather than argue with insurance companies about how much they’ll cover.

    • #41
  12. Charlotte Member
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    Douglas Pratt (View Comment):
    My favorite physical terrorist

    !!!??? 😂😂😂

    • #42
  13. Justin Other Lawyer Coolidge
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    @DouglasMyers

    Charlotte (View Comment):

    Douglas Pratt (View Comment):
    My favorite physical terrorist

    !!!??? 😂😂😂

    Just how many physical terrorists does he need that he has a favorite?!

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  14. DaveSchmidt Coolidge
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    @DaveSchmidt

    Bryan G. Stephens (View Comment):

    MiMac (View Comment):

    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):

    Bryan G. Stephens (View Comment):

    Constantly forcing password changes decreases security. It is stupid.

    No doubt–too much changing requires writing them down or keeping them really simple. Writing them down makes them accessible to enterprising third parties, and keeping them really simple makes them accessible to hackers.

    A recent breach at my hospital lead to the doubling of the length of passwords- now 13 characters. If it happens again the alphabet will barely suffice.

     

    I use smashed phrases of a certain type that I won’t go into how I get to them, but it helps.

    I use “Old McDonald” 

    • #44
  15. Justin Other Lawyer Coolidge
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    @DouglasMyers

    Charlotte (View Comment):

    Douglas Pratt (View Comment):
    My favorite physical terrorist

    !!!??? 😂😂😂

    That’s an autocorrect too good to fix.

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  16. kedavis Coolidge
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    @kedavis

    Spin (View Comment):

    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):

    Spin (View Comment):

    Charlotte (View Comment):

    Spin (View Comment):
    Well, I have little sympathy for people who can’t remember their passwords.

    Why?

    Managing passwords, logins (is it my email address? My first initial and last name? Something assigned automatically?), and online accounts is one of the towering vexations of modern life. Even using your system described in comment #7, things break down fast when every website and app a) requires an account, and b) uses different minimum strength requirements for passwords.

    Frequent flier accounts, online banking/financial services, websites and applications specific to work/job, social media, entertainment subscriptions, newspaper and magazine subscriptions, online commerce, etc. This could easily total 75-100 unique login/password combinations. Yet, little sympathy from you?

    None whatsoever. I have to deal with all of that myself, as an IT guy. And just because I’m an IT guy doesn’t mean I have some magic ability to remember dozens of passwords. I have three passwords that I remember: the password to my network account at work, the password to my primary bank account, and the password to my LastPass password vault. I almost never have to flop around trying to figure out what variation of “the password I always use” that I used for whatever the thing is in the moment. Bottom line: I take the time to manage my passwords.

    As a side note, if you are still doing the “variation of the password I always use” thing, you need to stop. Get yourself a good password manager, and create a new, long password for every system / site and store it there.

    True that being an IT guy doesn’t mean you “have some magic ability to remember dozens of passwords”, but you do have facility with computer systems and are not bothered in the least to have to learn new methods of navigating those systems. For many of us, we live in a world where we have to maintain dozens of passwords, but we don’t want to and we view having to do so as a major PITA.

    I realize the answer might be a password manager, but that requires learning one more &^%$# system.

    So that’s why I readily sympathize with Charlotte, even though I do acknowledge there are reasonable ways to manage the problem.

    Look, I never said it wasn’t a hassle to manage all the passwords. Just that I have no sympathy for people who constantly fuss about not knowing their passwords. Especially when there are tools out there to make it easier. And LastPass is like Calgon for password woes. You aren’t a locksmith, but I bet you manage to keep track of your keys.

    Not all that valid of a comparison.

    • #46
  17. Douglas Pratt Coolidge
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    @DouglasPratt

    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):

    Charlotte (View Comment):

    Douglas Pratt (View Comment):
    My favorite physical terrorist

    !!!??? 😂😂😂

    That’s an autocorrect too good to fix.

    Oh,  it was deliberate. He’s an old friend. 

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  18. Cassandro Coolidge
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    @Flicker

    Spin (View Comment):

    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):

    Spin (View Comment):

    Charlotte (View Comment):

    Spin (View Comment):
    Well, I have little sympathy for people who can’t remember their passwords.

    Why?

    Managing passwords, logins (is it my email address? My first initial and last name? Something assigned automatically?), and online accounts is one of the towering vexations of modern life. Even using your system described in comment #7, things break down fast when every website and app a) requires an account, and b) uses different minimum strength requirements for passwords.

    Frequent flier accounts, online banking/financial services, websites and applications specific to work/job, social media, entertainment subscriptions, newspaper and magazine subscriptions, online commerce, etc. This could easily total 75-100 unique login/password combinations. Yet, little sympathy from you?

    None whatsoever. I have to deal with all of that myself, as an IT guy. And just because I’m an IT guy doesn’t mean I have some magic ability to remember dozens of passwords. I have three passwords that I remember: the password to my network account at work, the password to my primary bank account, and the password to my LastPass password vault. I almost never have to flop around trying to figure out what variation of “the password I always use” that I used for whatever the thing is in the moment. Bottom line: I take the time to manage my passwords.

    As a side note, if you are still doing the “variation of the password I always use” thing, you need to stop. Get yourself a good password manager, and create a new, long password for every system / site and store it there.

    True that being an IT guy doesn’t mean you “have some magic ability to remember dozens of passwords”, but you do have facility with computer systems and are not bothered in the least to have to learn new methods of navigating those systems. For many of us, we live in a world where we have to maintain dozens of passwords, but we don’t want to and we view having to do so as a major PITA.

    I realize the answer might be a password manager, but that requires learning one more &^%$# system.

    So that’s why I readily sympathize with Charlotte, even though I do acknowledge there are reasonable ways to manage the problem.

    Look, I never said it wasn’t a hassle to manage all the passwords. Just that I have no sympathy for people who constantly fuss about not knowing their passwords. Especially when there are tools out there to make it easier. And LastPass is like Calgon for password woes. You aren’t a locksmith, but I bet you manage to keep track of your keys.

    Eh, it’s all crap.  What if you’re a temp who works in a dozen locations.  Not only do you need to know a dozen sets of passwords but a dozen specially-modified programs.

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  19. Spin Inactive
    Spin
    @Spin

    Cassandro (View Comment):
    Eh, it’s all crap.  What if you’re a temp who works in a dozen locations.  Not only do you need to know a dozen sets of passwords but a dozen specially-modified programs.

    What do I care about temps?  he he he

    • #49
  20. Arahant Member
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    Spin (View Comment):
    What do I care about temps?  he he he

    The compassion just drips off you, man.

    • #50
  21. Spin Inactive
    Spin
    @Spin

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Spin (View Comment):
    What do I care about temps? he he he

    The compassion just drips off you, man.

    Like Chaka Khan, I Feel for You!

     

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