Hillary to Blacks: Back to the Plantation!

 

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell responded to the President’s press conference by issuing a statement which read in part, “Stop the pressure. Please stop. I can’t stand it anymore. All right, all right, I’ll call for a confirmation hearing, but I refuse to confirm the appointee. All right, I will confirm him, just please stop the pressure, I can’t stand it. Really. I was only joking about not holding hearings. Can’t you tell when I’m joking? Please. I’m sorry, okay? I didn’t mean it. I’ll confirm anyone. A gay abortionist would be fine, I swear. Just please. Stop. Stop.”

Senator McConnell then drove over to Harry Reid’s house and gave the Senate minority leader a gift of a Rolex Yachtmaster Watch…  and left his Mercedes in the driveway, saying, “You keep it, Harry. I can walk to the Senate. But we’re friends, right?”

In other news, Donald Trump’s positive poll numbers doubled so that he now has the support of a hundred and seven percent of the Republican party.

Hear the whole thing here:

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  1. HeartofAmerica Inactive
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    I haven’t felt good all day and this made me laugh out loud. So sadly true it’s funny.

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  2. Lidens Cheng Member
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    Ha that game of thrones reference. Also, I died when the audience applauded as she choked.

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