Experts Warn Brexit A Disaster for Experts!

 

Experts are warning that the British vote to leave the European Union could be a disaster for Experts. One Expert Prognosticator, Seymour Wrongly of the Prognosticating Firm Wrongly, Wrongly and Wrongly, told reporters, “Brexit is just terribly irresponsible. In fact, it could be the worst thing that ever happened to me. I predicted that the vote would cause the moon to turn to blood and the nations of the world to be laid waste. Obviously, that’s not going to happen. What am I supposed to do now? Find a job? I don’t have any skills. What were these people thinking?”

 

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  1. Austin Murrey Inactive
    Austin Murrey
    @AustinMurrey

    Dastard P Useless?! Dangit Andrew, give me a break – I listen at work and people stare enough as it is.

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  2. Ryan Renfro Inactive
    Ryan Renfro
    @RyanRenfro

    This much Hysteria hasn’t come out of the UK since 1987. ‪#‎PourSomeQuotaFreeNonSugarProtocolCompliantSugarOnMe‬

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  3. cirby Inactive
    cirby
    @cirby

    Yeah, I’ve been seeing a lot of “the Brexit will be a complete disaster for the UK” comments, backed up with “all of the experts agree.”

    “Which experts?”

    “The ones who confidently predicted the UK would never leave the EU.”

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  4. aardo vozz Member
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    Andrew, your statement about hoping Donald Trump is a better candidate than he seems reminds me of Mark Twain’s statement about the music of Wagner being better than it sounds. The difference is that your statement has a small chance of being true.

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