Good Advice from ‘The Moderator’

 

Recently, as I was on my way to Looking Up One Thing On The Internet,™ I came across Something Else™ that really tickled my fancy, even though, or perhaps exactly because, it had nothing to do with the object of my search. This is something that frequently happens to me, and which I usually roll along with, because when it all pans out, I sometimes come across stuff that interests me more, and enlightens me more, than the thing I started out investigating. And what I ran across this time was a Google Books citation of Volume XXII-No. 2, of the “Michigan School Moderator.” A bit more noodling around, and I learned that Volume XIV was from 1893, and so I think “my” issue is from 1902 or thereabouts.

It’s one of those marvelous compendiums of knowledge, example, and character-building advice that was so common in the late-nineteenth, and early-twentieth century, in which everyone assumed that the reader actually could (read), and no-one talked down to the common citizenry who was expected to absorb, understand, and learn from, the contents thereof. I love these sorts of books and periodicals, and when I run across them in second-hand bookstores, I usually buy them. (The most recent example of this sort of things that springs to mind is Bill Bennett’s Book of Virtues, but if you know of other recent and similar attempts (Heather Has Two Mommies doesn’t cut it), please include them in the comments. When my ship comes in, I’ll build another bookshelf and make a volume purchase.)

Of course, the name of the organ, “The Moderator,” caught my eye, lol out loud. (For newbies, and those who’ve recently emigrated from the Planet Zygax, I’ll just mention that I did my turn in the barrel as one on this site, but relieved myself of my duties [as moderators here mostly do, after a time, and that is perfectly OK], last March.)

And as I perused it, I was fascinated to discover improving articles, like the one by Mrs. Dwight Goss on “The Value of Truant Schools.” (She looks like a tough old bird, and I have a sense that she’d have made a good Marine Corps Drill Instructor, if what Mr. She has told me about them is true. Come to think of it, her vision of “the truant school” does sound an awful lot like boot camp.) Or Mrs. Bernice Shank’s discourse upon why it’s so important to teach “Language in Elementary School.” (She’s talking about English–what a novel idea.) And Miss Lucy Sloan’s “Study of [James Russell] Lowell’s ‘Vision of Sir Launfal.'” There’s Science. And Literature. And Mathematics. And Music. And Poetry. Interspersed throughout with news of the schools, invitations to sign up for correspondence courses, and news of current affairs. And all in forms, and at levels that I just can’t imagine being accessible to, or worse yet, of the remotest interest to, a substantial portion of the population today, even though so many of them are written by women, and none of them, at least that I have found, diminish the importance of female education in any way. In fact, they do quite the reverse, as so much of the intellectual, substantive, and thoughtful content of the issue is written by women who obviously expect what they say to be treated as worthwhile and with respect.

Is their advice perfect? Are their opinions uniformly commendable to our modern sensibilities and, in some cases, greater understanding? No, of course not. But what a solid foundation to start from and build on. (I didn’t see any strictures on the proper placement of prepositions in the English sentence, so I don’t expect any blowback from what, just there, I’m guilty of. Thanks very much for holding your fire.)

What really engaged my attention and made me chuckle, and what I recalled following an exchange in the comments section of a recent post by @jennastocker about modern feminism, and roles and expectations for women, was this delightful little excerpt, titled “These Must Go.”

A trade magazine gives a list of the boys who are the first to lose their situations in any well-ordered business house. Here are a few of them:

The exquisite young man who parts his hair in the middle and is shocked at the idea of soiling his hands by a little honest work.

The luxurious youth who has twenty-dollar-a-week tastes and habits and a ten-dollar-a-week salary.

The young man who hasn’t sense enough to do anything unless he is ordered to do it; and the young man who is always doing things contrary to orders.

The remarkable youth, who invariably knows what a customer wants better than he does himself.

The young man who is ignorant of the use of soap and water, and hairbrush and comb and other toilet requisites, and the young man who is so wrapped up in the use of these that he has thought for little else.

The young man who wears flashy jewelry, exhales and odor of musk, wears wide stripes, daring cravats, violent checks, and is generally “horsey.”

To this may be added: The young man whose lusterless eyes and soiled fingers proclaim him a cigaret smoker.

It looks to me as if this list could be considered, in today’s phrase, quite “gender neutral,” and with the addition of a few more strictures, might still be of use.

I’d probably add something about “the young man with with a safety pin through his nose, and triangular metal blocks surgically inserted under his scalp, and who thinks himself a coxcomb in all senses of the word,” and “the young man who is constantly jawboning with his co-workers about how much he hates his job, at the same time as he is ‘serving’ a customer.” I daresay we could come up with many more of these if we put our minds to it. Advice for the ages, indeed.

Do you have a weakness for, or a collection of, old books or periodicals? A favorite second-hand bookstore or Internet source for same? Do you collect because you’re researching for a job or avocation, for financial reasons, or as a hobby, or do you simply collect what interests you?

Please share.

Just don’t be immoderate with your responses. And for heavens sake, don’t be “horsey.” Whatever that means in this context.

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  1. SkipSul Inactive
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    KentForrester (View Comment):

    Jeez, you people and your books —and apparently the hoarier the better. Com’n, get with it, fuddy-duddies, Kindle is the future. Cheap and free books for the taking, and you can lie on your side in bed and read, flicking the pages with your finger before you fall asleep.

    My oldest book is a collection of sermons printed in the early 1800s.  Pretty sure they’re too obscure to find even on Kindle.

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    KentForrester (View Comment):

    Jeez, you people and your books —and apparently the hoarier the better. Com’n, get with it, fuddy-duddies, Kindle is the future. Cheap and free books for the taking, and you can lie on your side in bed and read, flicking the pages with your finger before you fall asleep.

    I ended up having to get dental surgery when I dozed off while reading my Kindle and it fell on my face. It hit right where I’d had a root canal, years ago, injured something, and I ended up with a raging infection. Kindles are dangerous and should be banned, sez I!

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    KentForrester (View Comment):

    Jeez, you people and your books —and apparently the hoarier the better. Com’n, get with it, fuddy-duddies, Kindle is the future. Cheap and free books for the taking, and you can lie on your side in bed and read, flicking the pages with your finger before you fall asleep.

    I ended up having to get dental surgery when I dozed off while reading my Kindle and it fell on my face. It hit right where I’d had a root canal, years ago, injured something, and I ended up with a raging infection. Kindles are dangerous and should be banned, sez I!

    That and books don’t get dead batteries.  Book lights can have dead batteries, of course, but spares are cheaper with those.

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    KentForrester (View Comment):

    Jeez, you people and your books —and apparently the hoarier the better. Com’n, get with it, fuddy-duddies, Kindle is the future. Cheap and free books for the taking, and you can lie on your side in bed and read, flicking the pages with your finger before you fall asleep.

    I ended up having to get dental surgery when I dozed off while reading my Kindle and it fell on my face. It hit right where I’d had a root canal, years ago, injured something, and I ended up with a raging infection. Kindles are dangerous and should be banned, sez I!

    That and books don’t get dead batteries. Book lights can have dead batteries, of course, but spares are cheaper with those.

    No, no, SkipSul.   You know your books, but I know my Kindles.  I merely plug in my Kindle once every couple of weeks. I’m warned ahead of time, so I know when to plug it in overnight.  The next morning it’s ready to go for two more weeks.

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    Jeez, you people and your books —and apparently the hoarier the better. Com’n, get with it, fuddy-duddies, Kindle is the future. Cheap and free books for the taking, and you can lie on your side in bed and read, flicking the pages with your finger before you fall asleep.

    I ended up having to get dental surgery when I dozed off while reading my Kindle and it fell on my face. It hit right where I’d had a root canal, years ago, injured something, and I ended up with a raging infection. Kindles are dangerous and should be banned, sez I!

    Is that a true tale, She?  It just sounds too convenient. Now that I know you were once a Ricochet big shot, I don’t trust you.

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    KentForrester (View Comment):
    Here’s one in my book: “A semicolon is not a small intestine.”

    I once made a comment on a post where “;” was the entire comment.    It was kind of in bad taste,  but I enjoyed it.

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    KentForrester (View Comment) 

    Is that a true tale, She? It just sounds too convenient. Now that I know you were once a Ricochet big shot, I don’t trust you.

    Very wise, @kentforrester.  I’ll leave it to others to enumerate my sins, both real and imagined, as, in my experience, they’re capable of making me sound far more transformative and important than I felt myself to be, or ever actually was . . . 

    PS: of course it’s true.

     

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    Is that a true tale, She? It just sounds too convenient. Now that I know you were once a Ricochet big shot, I don’t trust you.

    Very wise, @kentforrester. I’ll leave it to others to enumerate my sins, both real and imagined, as, in my experience, they’re capable of making me sound far more transformative and important than I felt myself to be, or ever actually was . . .

    PS: of course it’s true.

    She, I always believed you. Now that I re-read my response, I don’t like the way it sounds.  It was my little, very little, joke that went awry. I know you know that, but I wanted to say that nevertheless. 

    Now I don’t like the sound of my apology. 

    I can’t win today.

    Sorry. 

     

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    KentForrester (View Comment):

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    Is that a true tale, She? It just sounds too convenient. Now that I know you were once a Ricochet big shot, I don’t trust you.

    Very wise, @kentforrester. I’ll leave it to others to enumerate my sins, both real and imagined, as, in my experience, they’re capable of making me sound far more transformative and important than I felt myself to be, or ever actually was . . .

    PS: of course it’s true.

    She, I always believed you. Now that I re-read my response, I don’t like the way it sounds. It was my little, very little, joke that went awry. I know you know that, but I wanted to say that nevertheless.

    Now I don’t like the sound of my apology.

    I can’t win today.

    Sorry.

    It’s all good, @kentforrester.  Thanks, and no worries.  (The procedure was one of these:  apicoectomy).  Ever since, I’ve been much more careful with the Kindle, and only read in bed when I’ve got a good stack of pillows behind my head. 

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