One-Hit Wonders of the ’60s, ’70s, and ’80s

 

I don’t think we’ve had enough arguing recently on Ricochet. So here are my picks for best one-hit wonders for three decades. I’m sure you will all agree. Or not.

1960s

Talk Talk by The Music Machine. One minute and fifty-six seconds of attitude. This was a very competitive decade (see, for instance, Gloria by The Shadows of Knight, Hey Little Girl by The Syndicate of Sound, Tighten Up by Archie Bell & The Drells, Rescue Me by Fontella Bass, Dirty Water by The Standells, 96 Tears by ? & The Mysterians and, of course, I Had Too Much To Dream by The Electric Prunes).

My social life’s a dud/My name is really mud

1970s

Patti Smith has a long and successful career but only one hit single, Because The Night, and it is magnificent. She took a song originally written by Bruce Springsteen and rewrote the verse lyrics while waiting for a call from her boyfriend. Admittedly, my choice raises serious metaphysical issues – can someone be a one-hit wonder if they’ve had a long and successful career? Some may dispute whether my choice is correct but since I believe we can all self-identify with our own truth and declare our pronouns, I’m saying it is.

1980s

Jenny/867-5309 by Tommy Tutone. Perhaps the greatest one-hit wonder of them all.

I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve/I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed

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  1. Arahant Member
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    The Scarecrow (View Comment):

    I think Arahant wins in the category “Most Mileage out of a Side Joke”.

    (And a pretty good joke, too.)

    Thank you. I aim to spread laughter where I can.

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  2. Hoyacon Member
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    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    E. Kent Golding (View Comment):

    Frontier Psychiatrist by the Avalanches

    Hocus Pocus by Focus

    Ghost Riders in the Sky by the Outlaws

    Cliffs of Dover by Eric Johnson

    Walking in Memphis by Marc Cohn

    Walk like an Egyption by the Bangles

    One Night in Bangkok by Murrey Head

    Funky Town by Lipps Inc.

    Hot Hot Hot by Arrow

    As an aside, I am going to go through this thread and add some of these to my playlist.

    Bangles don’t qualify for on-hit wonder status; they had four or five hits.

    Including a great cover of S&G’s Hazy Shade of Winter that’s still on my playlist.

     

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  3. Hoyacon Member
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    She (View Comment):

    The Tornadoes were a group that enjoyed some success in the UK in the early to mid 60s. However, they only had one hit across the pond when it became, in December of 1962, the first single by a British group (before the Lads from Liverpool) to reach #1 on the US Charts.

    This was right around the time (a little after) another instrumental, Stranger on the Shore by Mr. Acker Bilk, was a big hit.  I’m not going to reproduce it here, but I didn’t forget the “Mister” part.

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  4. Wiscosotan Member
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    My Sharona by The Knack. I think of it as 80s, but it was released in 1979.

     

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  5. Miffed White Male Member
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    Chris (View Comment):

     

     

    This is the regional hit I remember from my time in the St. Louis area in the late 80’s. 

     

    Hmmm, just realized the timing on this recording doesn’t work.  My time at the Cabin was 1981-1984.  If this was late 80s for you, that means there must be an earlier version out there somewhere.

     

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  6. Clavius Thatcher
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    867-5309 Jenny by Tommy Tutone.  May already been mentioned.  

    You can use that for a loyalty number with a local area code at most supermarkets.

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  7. Hoyacon Member
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    Clavius (View Comment):

    867-5309 Jenny by Tommy Tutone. May already been mentioned.

    You can use that for a loyalty number with a local area code at most supermarkets.

    News you can use!

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  8. Gumby Mark (R-Meth Lab of Demo… Coolidge
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    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    Clavius (View Comment):

    867-5309 Jenny by Tommy Tutone. May already been mentioned.

    You can use that for a loyalty number with a local area code at most supermarkets.

    News you can use!

    Even if you found the number on a wall?

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  9. Samuel Block Staff
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    Percival (View Comment):

    Samuel Block (View Comment):

    @jameslileks once went off with vehemence on Mungo Jerry’s magnum opus.

    Hah! Nice.

    Where is James? This is surely Post of the Week worthy.

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  10. Miffed White Male Member
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    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Chris (View Comment):

    This is the regional hit I remember from my time in the St. Louis area in the late 80’s.

    Hmmm, just realized the timing on this recording doesn’t work. My time at the Cabin was 1981-1984. If this was late 80s for you, that means there must be an earlier version out there somewhere.

    Apple Music shows it as recorded by Mason Proffit in 1974.   Must have been a re-release in late 80s.

     

    Edit:  and Wikipedia shows it as recorded in 1969.  Even 1974 was a re-issue.

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  11. Hoyacon Member
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    Starting to lose track of the choices.  Have we had “I Melt With You” by Modern English?  Always liked that one.

    BTW, can anyone advise on why some videos are embedding while others are not–when I’m doing the exact same thing by copying the url?

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  12. Samuel Block Staff
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    Chris (View Comment):

    Samuel Block (View Comment):

    Yeah, yeah….. I know. You guys are all like: “We’re conservatives! We don’t want none of your young people’s crazy hippity-hops.

    Whatever, says I! This song is great.

    Agreed. And don’t forget the other classic of that era…

    More hippity hops!

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  13. Hoyacon Member
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    Does “Another Girl Another Planet” by The Only Ones qualify as a “hit”?  Certainly a great song.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilDD5SeHxXE

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  14. Gumby Mark (R-Meth Lab of Demo… Coolidge
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    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    Starting to lose track of the choices. Have we had “I Melt With You” by Modern English? Always liked that one.

    BTW, can anyone advise on why some videos are embedding while others are not–when I’m doing the exact same thing by copying the url?

    It came up earlier.  Also about the embedding – site software has decided to identify as non-binary human and is now making its own decisions regarding what it will allow to be embedded depending on how much it likes the tune. 

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  15. Percival Thatcher
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    Samuel Block (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    Samuel Block (View Comment):

    @jameslileks once went off with vehemence on Mungo Jerry’s magnum opus.

    Hah! Nice.

    Where is James? This is surely Post of the Week worthy.

    One of the things that made “The Diner” one of my favorite podcasts was the musical oddities he brought forth from the jukebox. By definition, these couldn’t really be “hits,” per se.

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  16. Columbo Inactive
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    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    Does “Another Girl Another Planet” by The Only Ones qualify as a “hit”? Certainly a great song.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilDD5SeHxXE

    When you copy the link in the comment section, click on it and select the “remove link” symbol (to the right of the pencil symbol).  Then click the comment button. Then you have to edit your comment and hit the Enter key after the new link. Then it displays with the image of the youtube video.

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  17. Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… Member
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    This is a fun post topic.

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    E. Kent Golding (View Comment):

    Frontier Psychiatrist by the Avalanches

    Hocus Pocus by Focus

    Ghost Riders in the Sky by the Outlaws

    Cliffs of Dover by Eric Johnson

    Walking in Memphis by Marc Cohn

    Walk like an Egyption by the Bangles

    One Night in Bangkok by Murrey Head

    Funky Town by Lipps Inc.

    Hot Hot Hot by Arrow

    As an aside, I am going to go through this thread and add some of these to my playlist.

    Bangles don’t qualify for on-hit wonder status; they had four or five hits.

    Yeah, including Eternal Flame, Manic Monday, and Hazy Shade of Winter.  I’m afraid that I’ve just confessed to being a Bangles fan.

    Walking in Memphis is a great song.

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  18. Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… Member
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    danok1 (View Comment):

    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):

    I don’t think that these are on the list yet:

    Walking on Sunshine, Katrina and the Waves

    99 Red Balloons, Nena

    High Enough, Damn Yankees

    99 Luftballons, if you please.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE

    (Fargin’ video won’t embed…blergh)

    Yeah, I know, and the German language version was actually a better song.  The lyrics turned out to be a bit silly, on translation.

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  19. Hoyacon Member
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    Columbo (View Comment):

    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    Does “Another Girl Another Planet” by The Only Ones qualify as a “hit”? Certainly a great song.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilDD5SeHxXE

    When you copy the link in the comment section, click on it and select the “remove link” symbol (to the right of the pencil symbol). Then click the comment button. Then you have to edit your comment and hit the Enter key after the new link. Then it displays with the image of the youtube video.

    Thank you.  I will do that.  Just for the record, I did not do that in other videos I successfully embedded in this thread.

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  20. Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… Member
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    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    Petty Boozswha (View Comment):

    Great choices. Here’s my additions:

    Walk Away, Renee – The Left Banke – ’60’s

    Self Control – Laura Branigan – 70’s

    Blinded Me with Science – Thomas Dolby -80’s

    Love Walk Away, Renee. A very different song for the time

    Gloria by Brannigan was for some inexplicable reason adopted as a fight song by the St. Louis Blues during their run to the Stanley Cup last year, when defeating the vastly classier Boston Bruins. It destroyed all my fond memories of Flashdance.

    Petty Boozswha (View Comment):

    Hoyacon (View Comment):
    Gloria by Brannigan was for some inexplicable reason adopted as a fight song by the St. Louis Blues during their run to the Stanley Cup last year, when defeating the vastly classier Boston Bruins. It destroyed all my fond memories of Flashdance.

    Gloria totally slipped my mind. Maybe there should be a thread for two hit wonders. I know Peter Frampton wrote Baby I Love Your Way one morning, and I Want You To Show Me The Way in the afternoon, and made a pretty good living off the day’s work. Todd Rungren had a similar experience with Hello It’s Me and I Saw The Light.

    Laura Branigan had other hits, including Ti AmoHow Am I Supposed To Live Without You, and Solitaire.

    Uh oh, now I’ve confessed to being a Laura Branigan fan, too.  I guess that I should say that I like Belinda Carlisle and the Go-Gos, Patty Smyth and Scandal, Wilson Phillips, and even some Bananarama.

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  21. Dr. Bastiat Member
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    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):
    Walking in Memphis is a great song.

    The whole album is awesome.  One of my top 2 or 3 favorite albums.  

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  22. Hoyacon Member
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    Dr. Bastiat (View Comment):

    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):
    Walking in Memphis is a great song.

    The whole album is awesome. One of my top 2 or 3 favorite albums.

    Have you seen the film Finding Graceland?  It’s pretty good, and Walking in Memphis is essentially the theme song.

    • #142
  23. James Lileks Contributor
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    Pure pop for now people, to quote another fellow:

    • #143
  24. DrewInWisconsin, Type Monkey Member
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    Percival (View Comment):
    One of the things that made “The Diner” one of my favorite podcasts was the musical oddities he brought forth from the jukebox.

    I believe he expounded on the ridiculousness of “Ride Captain Ride” at one point.

    EDIT: Oh, wait. There he is right above this post. Bring it, James!

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  25. Hoyacon Member
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    James Lileks (View Comment):

    Pure pop for now people, to quote another fellow:

    There should be a prize for naming that fellow.

    Not that I know the answer.

     

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  26. DrewInWisconsin, Type Monkey Member
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    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):

    Laura Branigan had other hits, including Ti AmoHow Am I Supposed To Live Without You, and Solitaire.

    Uh oh, now I’ve confessed to being a Laura Branigan fan, too.

    Dead or Canadian?

     

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  27. James Lileks Contributor
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    Samuel Block (View Comment):

    Does Naked Eyes count? Was Promises, Promises really a hit?

    The interesting thing about that band, and that album, was the producer: perfect case of someone remaking a band in his own image. Tony Mansfield was the main talent behind New Musik, an early-80s synthwave group that recorded a few dozen astonishingly melodic and catchy songs. He developed a distinctive synth drum sound that’s all over the Naked Eyes album. After that? Hardly anything. 

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  28. Dr. Bastiat Member
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    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    Dr. Bastiat (View Comment):

    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):
    Walking in Memphis is a great song.

    The whole album is awesome. One of my top 2 or 3 favorite albums.

    Have you seen the film Finding Graceland? It’s pretty good, and Walking in Memphis is essentially the theme song.

    No, I haven’t seen it.  I’ll look for it.

    I think the best song on the album is “Saving the Best for Last” or maybe “Strangers in a Car.”  Walking in Memphis is also very good.  But I don’t think it’s the best song on the album.

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  29. Bishop Wash Member
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    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):

    danok1 (View Comment):

    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):

    I don’t think that these are on the list yet:

    Walking on Sunshine, Katrina and the Waves

    99 Red Balloons, Nena

    High Enough, Damn Yankees

    99 Luftballons, if you please.

    (Fargin’ video won’t embed…blergh)

    Yeah, I know, and the German language version was actually a better song. The lyrics turned out to be a bit silly, on translation.

    They were silly.

    • #149
  30. She Member
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    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    The Tornadoes were a group that enjoyed some success in the UK in the early to mid 60s. However, they only had one hit across the pond when it became, in December of 1962, the first single by a British group (before the Lads from Liverpool) to reach #1 on the US Charts.

    This was right around the time (a little after) another instrumental, Stranger on the Shore by Mr. Acker Bilk, was a big hit. I’m not going to reproduce it here, but I didn’t forget the “Mister” part.

    Just as well, considering one of his best-known 33RPM long-playing records was titled “Call Me Mister.”

    Ah, Bernard Stanley Bilk.  A favorite of my mothers, and another one who was incredibly popular in the UK, but who really had only one hit over here.

    Like “Kenny Ball and his Jazzmen,” whose Midnight in Moscow was, for years (may still be for all I know) the signature tune for Radio Moscow because is was so well known. (It was from 1960 or so):

    Lord.  I am old.  And not getting any younger.

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