The Green MacGuffin

 

The British screenwriter Angus MacPhail is credited with coining the term “MacGuffin,” though it is usually attributed to Alfred Hitchcock. In drama, the MacGuffin is anything the pursuit of which serves to drive the plot forward. The MacGuffin may not itself be of any intrinsic interest; what is important is that the protagonists of the story are desperately seeking to acquire it.

In House Resolution 109 – Recognizing the duty of the Federal Government to create a Green New Deal, the environment — the “Green” bit — is the MacGuffin. Though the proposed legislation is ostensibly aimed at saving the planet from the looming carbon apocalypse, that really isn’t the point of this proposal. Rather, climate change is simply the excuse used to justify broad and deep changes to our economy, and drastic restrictions of our choices, prosperity, and freedom. It is a truly fascistic resolution masquerading as a noble pursuit of clean water and blue skies.

It’s also a very dishonest bit of work. It begins with a recitation of falsehoods about increased severe weather events and a claim of anthropogenic global warming that is not supported by evidence. It then trots out the ludicrously tenuous projections of economic impact four score years from now and cites them as a justification for a truly draconian forced transformation of the economy.

The environment is really not what the resolution is about. All the talk of “renewable” and “Green” and “clean” this and that is simply the MacGuffin intended to move this ugly bit of central planning forward. What the resolution is really about is social justice, government control, and socialism.

That’s why it spends so much time talking about “indigenous peoples” and “communities of color,” and why it invokes the common — but not environment-related — leftist tropes of income inequality and racial/gender divides.

That’s why it promises to (all bold text taken verbatim from the resolution):

promote justice and equity by stopping current, preventing future, and repairing historic oppression of indigenous peoples, communities of color, migrant communities ….

Maybe those are noble goals (though I actually think they’re mostly victim-baiting and grievance-mongering), but they aren’t environmental goals. They’re simply more of the left’s redistributive, identity-group social engineering.

What else does it offer? Free education:

providing resources, training, and high-quality education, including higher education, to all people of the United States ….

Union jobs:

high-quality union jobs that pay prevailing wages

Guaranteed wages, benefits, vacations, and retirement for everyone:

a job with a family-sustaining wage, adequate family and medical leave, paid vacations, and retirement security to all people of the United States

More stuff for unions (because we love our unions):

strengthening and protecting the right of all workers to organize, unionize, and collectively bargain

More business regulation and micro-management:

strengthening and enforcing labor, workplace health and safety, antidiscrimination, and wage and hour standards across all employers, industries, and sectors

A big nod to the American Indian community:

obtaining the free, prior, and informed consent of indigenous peoples for all decisions that affect indigenous peoples and their traditional territories, honoring all treaties and agreements with indigenous peoples, and protecting and enforcing the sovereignty and land rights of indigenous peoples

And providing — that’s the word it uses — every American with:

high-quality health care

housing

economic security

food

and access to nature.

Got it? This supposed “environmental” legislation would: guarantee you a house, a job, food, a college education, and health care; strengthen unions; and provide reparations and special advantages to all sorts of “aggrieved” groups including Native Americans, the young, the handicapped, women, and minorities.

Why don’t they simply call it the Turn America into Venezuela Proposal? Because that wouldn’t sell (and, let’s be honest, because they’re too foolish to appreciate that that’s where this would go). So instead they wrap it in a dishonest claim of imminent global catastrophe and use that as the justification for calling for de facto state control of industry and commerce, education and health care, our jobs and our homes and our lives.

The new fascists are cute and perky and full of themselves, but they’re still fascists.

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  1. David Foster Member
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    James Lileks (View Comment):
    There’s no reason you have to go to Europe, or Belize. 

    Oh, but it’s not just recreational…it’s cultural enrichment, don’t you know.

    Allowed only when the traveler is a graduate of a properly certified Elite College.  The ordinary people would not benefit from such enrichment, so should stay at home.

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  2. Flicker Coolidge
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    David Foster (View Comment):

    James Lileks (View Comment):
    There’s no reason you have to go to Europe, or Belize.

    Oh, but it’s not just recreational…it’s cultural enrichment, don’t you know.

    Allowed only when the traveler is a graduate of a properly certified Elite College. The ordinary people would not benefit from such enrichment, so should stay at home.

    It’s cultural appropriation.  All foreign vacations are cultural appropriation.  Not very nice.  No planes, thank you.

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  3. Henry Racette Member
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    Flicker (View Comment):

    David Foster (View Comment):

    James Lileks (View Comment):
    There’s no reason you have to go to Europe, or Belize.

    Oh, but it’s not just recreational…it’s cultural enrichment, don’t you know.

    Allowed only when the traveler is a graduate of a properly certified Elite College. The ordinary people would not benefit from such enrichment, so should stay at home.

    It’s cultural appropriation. All foreign vacations are cultural appropriation. Not very nice. No planes, thank you.

    It’s also completely beside the point: the champions of the New Green Deal will all be employed, importantly, by the State, and will enjoy the same air travel benefits as Speaker Pelosi.

    Even in our vegan future, some animals are more equal than others.

     

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  4. Gumby Mark (R-Meth Lab of Demo… Coolidge
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    Henry Racette (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    David Foster (View Comment):

    James Lileks (View Comment):
    There’s no reason you have to go to Europe, or Belize.

    Oh, but it’s not just recreational…it’s cultural enrichment, don’t you know.

    Allowed only when the traveler is a graduate of a properly certified Elite College. The ordinary people would not benefit from such enrichment, so should stay at home.

    It’s cultural appropriation. All foreign vacations are cultural appropriation. Not very nice. No planes, thank you.

    It’s also completely beside the point: the champions of the New Green Deal will all be employed, importantly, by the State, and will enjoy the same air travel benefits as Speaker Pelosi.

    Even in our vegan future, some animals are more equal than others.

    They do deserve a little extra, after all, the Revolutionary Vanguard is expending so much effort to ensure the rest of us animals have enough to survive.

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  5. Freesmith Member
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  6. Flicker Coolidge
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    What are we turning into V?

    My most frequently remembered line was, heavily paraphrased: Oh! Butter. I haven’t had this since I was a child!  Where did you get it?

    It fell of a train.

    Cow farts?  There goes my butter.

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  7. Flicker Coolidge
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    Henry Racette (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    David Foster (View Comment):

    James Lileks (View Comment):
    There’s no reason you have to go to Europe, or Belize.

    Oh, but it’s not just recreational…it’s cultural enrichment, don’t you know.

    Allowed only when the traveler is a graduate of a properly certified Elite College. The ordinary people would not benefit from such enrichment, so should stay at home.

    It’s cultural appropriation. All foreign vacations are cultural appropriation. Not very nice. No planes, thank you.

    It’s also completely beside the point: the champions of the New Green Deal will all be employed, importantly, by the State, and will enjoy the same air travel benefits as Speaker Pelosi.

    Even in our vegan future, some animals are more equal than others.

    While I’m still on the waiting list for a dry cave. :)

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  8. Steve C. Member
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    James Lileks (View Comment):
    It was an awesome government thing that solved a problem, and since they have fuzzy nostalgia for Brain Trusts

    I hear the Soggy Bottom Boys might be available.

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