Friday Food and Drink Post: The Beer Necessities

 

I’m an ale girl myself. With special attention paid to Arrogant Bastard from Stone Brewing Company on the West coast. I discovered this glorious beverage in, of all places, Washington PA, at Roland’s Trattoria, a small family restaurant run by our dear friends and neighbors Roland and Cheryl, and increasingly by their “beer snob” son Vince, God bless him. (Pro tip: Roland’s fried zucchini appetizer cannot be beat. Cheryl’s Italian Cream Pie, with cherries, ain’t bad, either.) But I digress. Back to the beer. Just as much as I love the beer, and the name, I love the motto printed on the front of every bottle–“YOU’RE NOT WORTHY”– and the patter that goes with it, printed on the back:

This is an aggressive beer. You probably won’t like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory—maybe something with a multimillion-dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it’s made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beer will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multimillion-dollar ad campaigns make a beer taste better. Perhaps you’re mouthing your words as you read this.

We believe that pandering to the lowest common denominator represents the height of tyranny—a virtual form of keeping the consumer barefoot and stupid. Brought forth upon an unsuspecting public in 1997, Arrogant Bastard Ale openly challenged the tyrannical overlords who were brazenly attempting to keep Americans chained in the shackles of poor taste. Since the very beginning, Arrogant Bastard Ale has reveled in its unprecedented and uncompromising celebration of intensity. There have been many nods to Arrogant Bastard Ale–even outright attempts to copy it–but only one can ever embody the true nature of Liquid Arrogance!

I’ll never forget my first time. Mr. She and I were enjoying dinner at Roland’s, and Brittany (Vince’s soon-to-be wife, and, not long ago, the mother of his first son, because Roland’s is the sort of place where family comes first) did the rundown of the beers on tap and asked me what I’d like to drink. I said, “I’ll have an Arrogant Bastard, please.” Mr. She, without missing a beat, piped up and said, “I thought there was room for only one arrogant bastard in your life.”

No, there’s always room for another. Why stop at two, after all?

What sort of beer floats your boat?

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  1. She Member
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    Concretevol (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):
    It’s OK. Ever had bison grass vodka?

    Yep

    na zdrowie

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  2. Hartmann von Aue Member
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    Misthiocracy secretly (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):
    Second tip on German beers: If it is big enough on the export market to buy ad time on American TV, it is probably mediocre, perhaps even bad and almost certainly overpriced.

    I have heard, though it might be an urban legend, that Beck’s is made almost exclusively for the export market, and that virtually nobody in Germany drinks it.

     

    Well, there’s a ton of Becks on store shelves here and it appears that someone is buying it. But those someones are buying a lot more of the local stuff- Riegele, Schwarzbräu, the biers from the  big Munich breweries and even Ustersbacher, this last of which I  find thoroughly to be avoided. Now Riegele’s speciality brews- they are all excellent. 

     

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  3. Hank Rhody, Meddling Cowpoke Contributor
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    I had an Arrogant Bastard shirt long before I was of legal drinking age.

    My uncle saw it and thought of me…

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  4. Stad Coolidge
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    Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):
    Second tip on German beers: If it is big enough on the export market to buy ad time on American TV, it is probably mediocre, perhaps even bad and almost certainly overpriced.

    I used to drink Löwenbräu until some domestic company bought the rights to make it here. They ruined it by “reformulating” it for American tastes.

    I found out other “Imported” beers are now made here, Red Stripe being one . . .

    I had Red Stripe once. I don’t know if it was the import version or not but I have no desire to find out by trying it again.

    They went from being labeled “Imported from Jamaica” to something like “Jamaican style beer”.

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  5. Archie Campbell Member
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    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):

    Misthiocracy secretly (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):
    Second tip on German beers: If it is big enough on the export market to buy ad time on American TV, it is probably mediocre, perhaps even bad and almost certainly overpriced.

    I have heard, though it might be an urban legend, that Beck’s is made almost exclusively for the export market, and that virtually nobody in Germany drinks it.

     

    Well, there’s a ton of Becks on store shelves here and it appears that someone is buying it. But those someones are buying a lot more of the local stuff- Riegele, Schwarzbräu, the biers from the big Munich breweries and even Ustersbacher, this last of which I find thoroughly to be avoided. Now Riegele’s speciality brews- they are all excellent.

     

    And wasn’t/isn’t St. Paulie Girl a fake import in the U.S.? I think it’s brewed in the U.S.A. but marketed as an import domestically. Tricksie macrobrewers!

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  6. Archie Campbell Member
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    Concretevol (View Comment):
    (I did have a QUAD IPA that was like eating a pine tree so that may be the limit.)

    A buddy of mine and I shared a bottle of the 1,000 IBU Mikkeller. It’s a stunt beer, which the Mikkeller people are really into. Anyway, I think it was a 10oz bottle, and we drank it from small bourbon glasses, a few ounces at a time. It took us a while to finish it. It was a bit thick in body for my taste. Speaking of taste, it was, as you’d imagine, very, very, hoppy and piney, but fortunately my tongue just gave up detecting hops at a certain point, so it wasn’t as bad as you’d think. I wouldn’t drink it again, though.

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  7. Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw Member
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    Archie Campbell (View Comment):

    Concretevol (View Comment):
    (I did have a QUAD IPA that was like eating a pine tree so that may be the limit.)

     

    A buddy of mine and I shared a bottle of the 1,000 IBU Mikkeller. It’s a stunt beer, which the Mikkeller people are really into. Anyway, I think it was a 10oz bottle, and we drank it from small bourbon glasses, a few ounces at a time. It took us a while to finish it. It was a bit thick in body for my taste. Speaking of taste, it was, as you’d imagine, very, very, hoppy and piney, but fortunately my tongue just gave us detecting hops at a certain point, so it wasn’t as bad as you’d think. I wouldn’t drink it again, though.

    How much did it cost? I think the highest I’ve seen for IBUs is about 80 so assuming 1000 is possible I have to think it comes with a corresponding increase in price.

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  8. Hartmann von Aue Member
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    Archie Campbell (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):

    Misthiocracy secretly (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):
    Second tip on German beers: If it is big enough on the export market to buy ad time on American TV, it is probably mediocre, perhaps even bad and almost certainly overpriced.

    I have heard, though it might be an urban legend, that Beck’s is made almost exclusively for the export market, and that virtually nobody in Germany drinks it.

     

    Well, there’s a ton of Becks on store shelves here and it appears that someone is buying it. But those someones are buying a lot more of the local stuff- Riegele, Schwarzbräu, the biers from the big Munich breweries and even Ustersbacher, this last of which I find thoroughly to be avoided. Now Riegele’s speciality brews- they are all excellent.

     

    And wasn’t/isn’t St. Paulie Girl a fake import in the U.S.? I think it’s brewed in the U.S.A. but marketed as an import domestically. Tricksie macrobrewers!

    Could be but I have never bothered to check. Do look for Riegele if you can find it in the States. That may be more possible now than it has been in the past. They concluded a cooperation agreement with Sierra Nevada back in 2015? 14? – not that long ago. And Schwarzbräu’s Stolz der Bayer is very good if it can be found in the States. 

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  9. danok1 Member
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    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):

    Archie Campbell (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):

    Misthiocracy secretly (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):
    Second tip on German beers: If it is big enough on the export market to buy ad time on American TV, it is probably mediocre, perhaps even bad and almost certainly overpriced.

    I have heard, though it might be an urban legend, that Beck’s is made almost exclusively for the export market, and that virtually nobody in Germany drinks it.

     

    Well, there’s a ton of Becks on store shelves here and it appears that someone is buying it. But those someones are buying a lot more of the local stuff- Riegele, Schwarzbräu, the biers from the big Munich breweries and even Ustersbacher, this last of which I find thoroughly to be avoided. Now Riegele’s speciality brews- they are all excellent.

     

    And wasn’t/isn’t St. Paulie Girl a fake import in the U.S.? I think it’s brewed in the U.S.A. but marketed as an import domestically. Tricksie macrobrewers!

    Could be but I have never bothered to check. Do look for Riegele if you can find it in the States. That may be more possible now than it has been in the past. They concluded a cooperation agreement with Sierra Nevada back in 2015? 14? – not that long ago. And Schwarzbräu’s Stolz der Bayer is very good if it can be found in the States.

    From what I can find on a quick Google search, St. Pauli Girl is brewed in Bremen at the Beck brewery. However, it is only brewed for export; it is not sold in Germany.

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  10. Archie Campbell Member
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    Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw (View Comment):

    Archie Campbell (View Comment):

    Concretevol (View Comment):
    (I did have a QUAD IPA that was like eating a pine tree so that may be the limit.)

     

    A buddy of mine and I shared a bottle of the 1,000 IBU Mikkeller. It’s a stunt beer, which the Mikkeller people are really into. Anyway, I think it was a 10oz bottle, and we drank it from small bourbon glasses, a few ounces at a time. It took us a while to finish it. It was a bit thick in body for my taste. Speaking of taste, it was, as you’d imagine, very, very, hoppy and piney, but fortunately my tongue just gave up detecting hops at a certain point, so it wasn’t as bad as you’d think. I wouldn’t drink it again, though.

    How much did it cost? I think the highest I’ve seen for IBUs is about 80 so assuming 1000 is possible I have to think it comes with a corresponding increase in price.

    I think it was $15-20. Too expensive, of course, but not crazily expensive.

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  11. Archie Campbell Member
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    danok1 (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):

    Archie Campbell (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):

    Misthiocracy secretly (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):
    Second tip on German beers: If it is big enough on the export market to buy ad time on American TV, it is probably mediocre, perhaps even bad and almost certainly overpriced.

    I have heard, though it might be an urban legend, that Beck’s is made almost exclusively for the export market, and that virtually nobody in Germany drinks it.

     

    Well, there’s a ton of Becks on store shelves here and it appears that someone is buying it. But those someones are buying a lot more of the local stuff- Riegele, Schwarzbräu, the biers from the big Munich breweries and even Ustersbacher, this last of which I find thoroughly to be avoided. Now Riegele’s speciality brews- they are all excellent.

     

    And wasn’t/isn’t St. Paulie Girl a fake import in the U.S.? I think it’s brewed in the U.S.A. but marketed as an import domestically. Tricksie macrobrewers!

    Could be but I have never bothered to check. Do look for Riegele if you can find it in the States. That may be more possible now than it has been in the past. They concluded a cooperation agreement with Sierra Nevada back in 2015? 14? – not that long ago. And Schwarzbräu’s Stolz der Bayer is very good if it can be found in the States.

    From what I can find on a quick Google search, St. Pauli Girl is brewed in Bremen at the Beck brewery. However, it is only brewed for export; it is not sold in Germany.

    Maybe I’m thinking of another beer, or maybe my brain bollixed the story you’ve related into what I wrote. Either is equally plausible.

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