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Once an Engineer…
…always an engineer. When I checked into the Myrtle Beach condo last week, I found a few problems. Instead of calling Maintenance, I fixed them myself:
The toilet wouldn’t flush: I pulled off the lid and saw there was no chain connecting the handle lever to the plunger. There was a loop where the lever should have been (probably jury-rigged by a previous roomie engineer). I rotated the plunger and slipped the lever through the loop — worked ever since.
Both TVs had lousy reception: I checked the input cables and sure enough, they were loose. I tightened them and have had perfect reception ever since.
Loose saucepan handle: I forgot my Swiss army knife (forehead smack), so I took a dinner knife from the drawer and used it as a screwdriver to tighten the handle. Problem solved.
Crooked floor lamp: A floor lamp by the couch was leaning to one side. I rotated it clockwise (righty-tighty) until it stood straight up. Not loose any more.
At this point everything worked as I needed, so I didn’t go looking for anything else to fix. Now, if I was only this handy around the house…
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My house was never clean when I worked as a janitor.
This is begging the question….. Is it any cleaner now that you are a “retired janitor” but promoted to beleaguered mother of 4.8 children?
It’s the old conundrum: the cobbler’s children have no shoes.
Ah, the Bootless Conundrum.
5.8. And no. I did learn a lot about cleaning, but now it’s pushing back the tide.
It’s also a matter of perception. Supposing Stad found a loose pan handle around his house. You think he’d be any slower to tighten it? Easy problems get fixed and forgotten. It’s the hard ones that linger.
As Red Green says, “If women don’t find you handsome, at least they can find you handy”.
MS for my Nuke degree from NC State.
I’ll send one of my daughters. They’re better at all that blinking crap than I am . . .
LOL one of my daughters worked for a business/house cleaning service. I had to threaten to post a picture of her room online to get her to clean it . . .
You meant to say “handsy”, right?
After I made my post, I tightened one of the screws on the toilet seat. It was getting loose . . .
In defense of the place I stayed at:
Maintenance folks at hotels and such don’t go from room to room looking for problems. They are almost always there for corrective maintenance. This (unfortunately) means they depend on customers to point out what needs fixing, and maybe to a lesser extent the cleaning staff. I do sympathize with them . . .
It’s a VCR? Unplug it; wait, you still have tapes? That you play?
Edit: Stad beat me to it.
Someone should tell him you can get Barney and Friends on DVD now . . .