Only in Bakersfield?

 

This morning I drove to the local WalMart to pick up some maintenance supplies for my pickup truck.  (Boy, does that sentence place me in a cultural niche, or what?) As I was going to the automotive cashier I saw a white couple get in line. She was clad in a jacket with a Confederate flag on the right sleeve. He had a NASCAR hat and a Confederate flag belt buckle.

Right behind came two African-American men. One of them was wearing a Lakers cap and a shirt with an image of Snoop on the front. The other one had a shirt commemorating Huey Newton. As the line progressed, the four of them got into a friendly discussion regarding whether or not synthetic oil is appropriate for an older Honda Civic. All four seemed to have opinions on the subject. They then exchanged numbers on their cell phones, made their purchases, and went their separate ways.

Any watcher of cable news would think this scene impossible. Is it only Bakersfield?

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  1. Quietpi Member
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    (Getting back to the original topic) Michael, this is what I see and experience virtually everywhere I go.  

    (Now getting back to the subtopic) Let’s hear it for the Ultra CDP II.  All good, j u s t right!

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  2. Randy Webster Inactive
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    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    It’s more common than you’d think. Why, the other day I drove my electric car to Whole Foods in Venice to pick up some organic parsnips. On line, we had a lively,cordial conversation about whether a transgendered wiccan can have bilingual communication with empowered house plants. So you see, it’s pretty much the same all over.

    On line?!?!”

    Here in TEXAS We say “in line.” “Pretty much the same all over” My a$$. Care to make something of it?

     

    “On line” is apparently some New York only deal.  It jars every time I hear Andrew Klavan say it.

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  3. The Cloaked Gaijin Member
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    Reminds me of this:

     

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  4. Cow Girl Thatcher
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    cdor (View Comment):
    Depends on which bathroom you use…I guess?

    I hardly ever go to Target because Walmart always has a better price. However…one of my student’s gifted me with a Target card. So, today, I went in to spend it on glue sticks, since I’m running low. After check out…I went to the restroom–there WAS one labeled Women and one labeled Men. Hmmmm…I guess they’re just behind the times.

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  5. Cow Girl Thatcher
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    Kim K. (View Comment):

    My daughter’s mother-in-law grew up next to Merle Haggard’s mother in Bakersfield, er, I mean Oildale.

    His Mama tried to raise him better, but her pleading he denied…

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  6. Gary McVey Contributor
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    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    It’s more common than you’d think. Why, the other day I drove my electric car to Whole Foods in Venice to pick up some organic parsnips. On line, we had a lively,cordial conversation about whether a transgendered wiccan can have bilingual communication with empowered house plants. So you see, it’s pretty much the same all over.

    On line?!?!”

    Here in TEXAS We say “in line.” “Pretty much the same all over” My a$$. Care to make something of it?

     

    “On line” is apparently some New York only deal. It jars every time I hear Andrew Klavan say it.

    Because it’s not (always) exactly the same thing, so we use both of them. When we have lines outside a New York City movie theater or concert, there’s rarely a velvet rope of an orderly single file line; usually it’s a thick stream of people, six or eight wide. But it’s not a mob; when the doors open, the crowd surges through the door eight people wide. They were “on line”. They got into the place in the order in which they stood. 

    The Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall are “in line”. The six cylinders of a 1950 Chevy are in line. The Partridge Family is in line. 

    But if you’re waiting to get in? You’re on line. 

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  7. Locke On Member
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    cirby (View Comment):

    I was at a gun show in Orlando a couple of years ago, and saw three guys in the middle of a major argument. One big Hispanic guy, one medium-sized black guy, and one skinny little white guy.

    Arguing about the virtues of 9mm vs .45 vs .40 pistols.

    Arguing religion, IOW…

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  8. Randy Webster Inactive
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    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    It’s more common than you’d think. Why, the other day I drove my electric car to Whole Foods in Venice to pick up some organic parsnips. On line, we had a lively,cordial conversation about whether a transgendered wiccan can have bilingual communication with empowered house plants. So you see, it’s pretty much the same all over.

    On line?!?!”

    Here in TEXAS We say “in line.” “Pretty much the same all over” My a$$. Care to make something of it?

     

    “On line” is apparently some New York only deal. It jars every time I hear Andrew Klavan say it.

    Because it’s not (always) exactly the same thing, so we use both of them. When we have lines outside a New York City movie theater or concert, there’s rarely a velvet rope of an orderly single file line; usually it’s a thick stream of people, six or eight wide. But it’s not a mob; when the doors open, the crowd surges through the door eight people wide. They were “on line”. They got into the place in the order in which they stood.

    The Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall are “in line”. The six cylinders of a 1950 Chevy are in line. The Partridge Family is in line.

    But if you’re waiting to get in? You’re on line.

    Lol.  I think that’s what I said.  It’s a New York only thing.

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  9. namlliT noD Member
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    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    It’s more common than you’d think. Why, the other day I drove my electric car to Whole Foods in Venice to pick up some organic parsnips. On line, we had a lively,cordial conversation about whether a transgendered wiccan can have bilingual communication with empowered house plants. So you see, it’s pretty much the same all over.

    On line?!?!”

    Here in TEXAS We say “in line.” “Pretty much the same all over” My a$$. Care to make something of it?

    “On line” is apparently some New York only deal. It jars every time I hear Andrew Klavan say it.

    (I grew up in New York…)

    Oh please…

    Think of the line as a train.  Get on the train, get on the line.  That’s all it is.

    Sheeshe.

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  10. Flicker Coolidge
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    Rōnin (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Michael C. Lukehart (View Comment):

    @cirby: And nobody got shot. (By the way, you know why you should carry a .45? Because they don’t come in .46.)

    You can get a .50 if you’re desperate. A little big for concealed carry, though.

    My primary conceal carry is a Smith and Wesson Performance Center Model 627-5 .357 Rem Mag, eight shot revolver.

    Before I went to a wheel gun, I carried a full size 1911, in .45ACP, for about 30 year.

    I find this comment to be highly offensive, with all your talk of guns and everything.  This is because, of course, that I just bought a S&W 617-6 .22 10-shot revolver, and I’m a little jealous. 

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  11. Gary McVey Contributor
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    namlliT noD (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    It’s more common than you’d think. Why, the other day I drove my electric car to Whole Foods in Venice to pick up some organic parsnips. On line, we had a lively,cordial conversation about whether a transgendered wiccan can have bilingual communication with empowered house plants. So you see, it’s pretty much the same all over.

    On line?!?!”

    Here in TEXAS We say “in line.” “Pretty much the same all over” My a$$. Care to make something of it?

    “On line” is apparently some New York only deal. It jars every time I hear Andrew Klavan say it.

    (I grew up in New York…)

    Oh please…

    Think of the line as a train. Get on the train, get on the line. That’s all it is.

    Sheeshe.

    !thgir nmaD

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  12. RufusRJones Member
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    This reminds me of one of my favorite Kevin Williamson articles.

    Brooks is correct about Houston’s remarkably diversity and the relative ease with which that diversity sits (or at least seems to sit) on the city and its people. But this is not the virtuous multiculturalism of the Ivy League imagination — it is life as it actually is lived in a real place with a real history.

    Beyond cheap housing, what Houston has is a lot of jobs, from blue-collar industrial work to high finance.

    I don’t want to characterize it too much. Just read it, it’s short.

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  13. EDISONPARKS Member
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    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    namlliT noD (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    It’s more common than you’d think. Why, the other day I drove my electric car to Whole Foods in Venice to pick up some organic parsnips. On line, we had a lively,cordial conversation about whether a transgendered wiccan can have bilingual communication with empowered house plants. So you see, it’s pretty much the same all over.

    On line?!?!”

    Here in TEXAS We say “in line.” “Pretty much the same all over” My a$$. Care to make something of it?

    “On line” is apparently some New York only deal. It jars every time I hear Andrew Klavan say it.

    (I grew up in New York…)

    Oh please…

    Think of the line as a train. Get on the train, get on the line. That’s all it is.

    Sheeshe.

    !thgir nmaD

    When I want to get under someones skin I say “I’m in the queue” …

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  14. The Reticulator Member
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    namlliT noD (View Comment):

    (I grew up in New York…)

    Oh please…

    Think of the line as a train. Get on the train, get on the line. That’s all it is.

    Sheeshe.

    Get on the train? No, thanks. I saw what happened to Wile E. Coyote when he did that. Tunnels.

     

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  15. Jimmy Carter Member
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    namlliT noD (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    It’s more common than you’d think. Why, the other day I drove my electric car to Whole Foods in Venice to pick up some organic parsnips. On line, we had a lively,cordial conversation about whether a transgendered wiccan can have bilingual communication with empowered house plants. So you see, it’s pretty much the same all over.

    On line?!?!”

    Here in TEXAS We say “in line.” “Pretty much the same all over” My a$$. Care to make something of it?

    “On line” is apparently some New York only deal. It jars every time I hear Andrew Klavan say it.

    (I grew up in New York…)

    Oh please…

    Think of the line as a train. Get on the train, get on the line. That’s all it is.

    Sheeshe.

    No.

    You get in line to get on the train.

    It ain’t that tough.

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  16. Randy Webster Inactive
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    EDISONPARKS (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    namlliT noD (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    It’s more common than you’d think. Why, the other day I drove my electric car to Whole Foods in Venice to pick up some organic parsnips. On line, we had a lively,cordial conversation about whether a transgendered wiccan can have bilingual communication with empowered house plants. So you see, it’s pretty much the same all over.

    On line?!?!”

    Here in TEXAS We say “in line.” “Pretty much the same all over” My a$$. Care to make something of it?

    “On line” is apparently some New York only deal. It jars every time I hear Andrew Klavan say it.

    (I grew up in New York…)

    Oh please…

    Think of the line as a train. Get on the train, get on the line. That’s all it is.

    Sheeshe.

    !thgir nmaD

    When I want to get under my someones skin I say “I’m in the queue” …

    You missed your chance to say “I’m on the queue.”  But then they might think you were talking about hair.

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  17. Yehoshua Ben-Eliyahu Inactive
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    People might not remember but before Obama racism had virtually vanished in America, but then Obama made it front page news again with the silly business about the Boston professor who was busted and then the kid who was killed in Florida “could have been my son.”  How can racism be claimed when a totally incompetent African American was elected President twice?  If anything, I think people voted for Obama to prove that, despite his unsuitability to be President, they wanted to give a black man a chance to balance the scales!  Yet despite Obama and media hysteria, in everyday interactions, racism is still not even a blip on the radar.

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  18. Rodin Member
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    Michael C. Lukehart (View Comment):

    @dontillman: Just to be clear, Bakersfield is not really in California. We are surrounded by California.

    I resemble that remark.

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  19. Randy Webster Inactive
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    Yehoshua Ben-Eliyahu (View Comment):

    People might not remember but before Obama racism had virtually vanished in America, but then Obama made it front page news again with the silly business about the Boston professor who was busted and then the kid who was killed in Florida “could have been my son.” How can racism be claimed when a totally incompetent African American was elected President twice? If anything, I think people voted for Obama to prove that, despite his unsuitability to be President, they wanted to give a black man a chance to balance the scales! Yet despite Obama and media hysteria, in everyday interactions, racism is still not even a blip on the radar.

    I can’t remember the comedy show (something about plants) where Obama said he was proud to be the first black president, and the host said he was working hard to be the last one.

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  20. Yehoshua Ben-Eliyahu Inactive
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    Randy Webster (View Comment):
    I can’t remember the comedy show (something about plants) where Obama said he was proud to be the first black president, and the host said he was working hard to be the last one.

    Although, since his mom was white, Obama was actually the first 1/2 black President so we probably need another half (at least) to get guilt-free where having a black president is concerned. Maybe if that female Muslim from Minnesota got elected president, we could pass gender, race, and multi-cultural muster in one fell swoop.

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  21. I Walton Member
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    Now if this were a progressive site you guys would have to deal with the issue at hand with the seriousness it deserves.   I suppose, I’ve never been to one. 

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  22. Paul Erickson Inactive
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    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    namlliT noD (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    It’s more common than you’d think. Why, the other day I drove my electric car to Whole Foods in Venice to pick up some organic parsnips. On line, we had a lively,cordial conversation about whether a transgendered wiccan can have bilingual communication with empowered house plants. So you see, it’s pretty much the same all over.

    On line?!?!”

    Here in TEXAS We say “in line.” “Pretty much the same all over” My a$$. Care to make something of it?

    “On line” is apparently some New York only deal. It jars every time I hear Andrew Klavan say it.

    (I grew up in New York…)

    Oh please…

    Think of the line as a train. Get on the train, get on the line. That’s all it is.

    Sheeshe.

    No.

    You get in line to get on the train.

    It ain’t that tough.

    But once you get in line, then you are ON line.  It’s a state of being.  

    And I know y’all think Jersey is just a New York wannabe.  Even my cousin from Delaware used to dis NJ.  Can you believe it? Delaware?!?  So if you wanna heap disrespect on us, get in line.

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  23. Jimmy Carter Member
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    Paul Erickson (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    namlliT noD (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    It’s more common than you’d think. Why, the other day I drove my electric car to Whole Foods in Venice to pick up some organic parsnips. On line, we had a lively,cordial conversation about whether a transgendered wiccan can have bilingual communication with empowered house plants. So you see, it’s pretty much the same all over.

    On line?!?!”

    Here in TEXAS We say “in line.” “Pretty much the same all over” My a$$. Care to make something of it?

    “On line” is apparently some New York only deal. It jars every time I hear Andrew Klavan say it.

    (I grew up in New York…)

    Oh please…

    Think of the line as a train. Get on the train, get on the line. That’s all it is.

    Sheeshe.

    No.

    You get in line to get on the train.

    It ain’t that tough.

    But once you get in line, then you are ON line. It’s a state of being.

    And I know y’all think Jersey is just a New York wannabe. Even my cousin from Delaware used to dis NJ. Can you believe it? Delaware?!? So if you wanna heap disrespect on us, get in line.

    No, You ain’t “on line” unless there’s a line painted on the ground or Yer on the phone cruisin’ the net. So, don’t feed Me that line of bs.

    So if you wanna heap disrespect on us, get in line.

    (That cracked Me up. Well played.) 

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  24. Chris Campion Coolidge
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    Cow Girl (View Comment):

    cdor (View Comment):
    Depends on which bathroom you use…I guess?

    I hardly ever go to Target because Walmart always has a better price. However…one of my student’s gifted me with a Target card. So, today, I went in to spend it on glue sticks, since I’m running low. After check out…I went to the restroom–there WAS one labeled Women and one labeled Men. Hmmmm…I guess they’re just behind the times.

    So…..yesterday, I had to run to Target to get…..GLUE STICKS!  Not kidding.

    Ricochet is weird.

    • #54
  25. Addiction Is A Choice Member
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    Kim K. (View Comment):

    My daughter’s mother-in-law grew up next to Merle Haggard’s mother in Bakersfield, er, I mean Oildale.

    • #55
  26. EDISONPARKS Member
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    Addiction Is A Choice (View Comment):

    Kim K. (View Comment):

    My daughter’s mother-in-law grew up next to Merle Haggard’s mother in Bakersfield, er, I mean Oildale.

     

    Merle married Buck Owens former wife Bonnie Owens(a recorded Country Music Singer herself) who toured as a back up singer in the Strangers even after she and Merle divorced in 1978 …  a real Bakersfield Okie soap opera …

    • #56
  27. Randy Webster Inactive
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    I Walton (View Comment):

    Now if this were a progressive site you guys would have to deal with the issue at hand with the seriousness it deserves. I suppose, I’ve never been to one.

    We are dealing with it with the seriousness it deserves.

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  28. Randy Webster Inactive
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    Paul Erickson (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    namlliT noD (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Gary McVey (View Comment):

    It’s more common than you’d think. Why, the other day I drove my electric car to Whole Foods in Venice to pick up some organic parsnips. On line, we had a lively,cordial conversation about whether a transgendered wiccan can have bilingual communication with empowered house plants. So you see, it’s pretty much the same all over.

    On line?!?!”

    Here in TEXAS We say “in line.” “Pretty much the same all over” My a$$. Care to make something of it?

    “On line” is apparently some New York only deal. It jars every time I hear Andrew Klavan say it.

    (I grew up in New York…)

    Oh please…

    Think of the line as a train. Get on the train, get on the line. That’s all it is.

    Sheeshe.

    No.

    You get in line to get on the train.

    It ain’t that tough.

    But once you get in line, then you are ON line. It’s a state of being.

    And I know y’all think Jersey is just a New York wannabe. Even my cousin from Delaware used to dis NJ. Can you believe it? Delaware?!? So if you wanna heap disrespect on us, get in line.

    For no particular reason, this reminds me of the scene in Firefly where Niska is torturing Mal and Wash.  Mal and Wash are arguing about something while being tortured and Wash says “Screw you.”  Mal says “Get in line.”

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    Gary McVey (View Comment):
    But if you’re waiting to get in? You’re on line.

    “Step up to my line. Do not step on my line. Do not step over my line. Step up to my line.”

    (0.57 to 1:01 [1 second each order]).

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  30. Kim K. Inactive
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    EDISONPARKS (View Comment):

    Addiction Is A Choice (View Comment):

    Kim K. (View Comment):

    My daughter’s mother-in-law grew up next to Merle Haggard’s mother in Bakersfield, er, I mean Oildale.

    Merle married Buck Owens former wife Bonnie Owens(a recorded Country Music Singer herself) who toured as a back up singer in the Strangers even after she and Merle divorced in 1978 … a real Bakersfield Okie soap opera …

    Ah, yes, the Okies. The daughter’s MIL is one of those (in spirit at least, her forebears are technically from Kansas). I think the proportion is particularly high in Oildale. I’ve learned that Okie is a term one may use on oneself. Calling others that can be problematic.

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