Thank You for William Goldman

 

My senior year in high school, I took College English with Father Dibble. He only taught four days a week, and on the fifth day we had a study hall. One day I decided to bring in a book for pleasure, The Princess Bride by William Goldman. The movie is funny, but the book is even funnier. I sat there reading, trying to stifle my giggles. My guffaws. My out-loud laughter.

Each time I burst out, I looked up and caught the eye of Fr. Dibble staring at me. I muttered apologies and slid down in my desk to keep reading. Finally I let out a loud shout of laughter, and Fr. Dibble walked over to me with a stern look on his face and a pad of paper and pen in hand. Leaning over, in a whisper he asked me, “What are you reading? If it is only one-half as funny as you think it is, I want to read it too.”

William Goldman died today. A friend of mine also died today. God bless both of these men for the joy they brought into this world, and the pleasure and laughter they gave to me and so many others. Thank you Lord for both of these men. Thank you Lord for each other.

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  1. The Scarecrow Thatcher
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    CB Toder aka Mama Toad (View Comment):

    The Scarecrow (View Comment):

    That’s Neuromancer. My all-time favorite book.

    Yeah, that one. Oops, I knew that.

    And I just read it again last week.  Maybe there are no coincidences.

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  2. Nanda Panjandrum Member
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    The Scarecrow (View Comment):

    Nanda Panjandrum (View Comment):

    Steve C. (View Comment):

    If you are a Princess Bride fan, do yourself the treat of reading Cary Elwes’ book, As You Wish. The care and training that went into prep and the obstacles encountered make it a great behind the scenes story.

    @stevec, is the book available?

    It’s on Audible; I read it a while ago. Pretty good.

    Thank you, I’ll look for it!

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  3. Basil Fawlty Member
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    Nanda Panjandrum (View Comment):

    Steve C. (View Comment):

    If you are a Princess Bride fan, do yourself the treat of reading Cary Elwes’ book, As You Wish. The care and training that went into prep and the obstacles encountered make it a great behind the scenes story.

    @stevec, is the book available?

    You can get it on Kindle for $2.99.

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  4. barbara lydick Inactive
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    Steve C. (View Comment):
    If you are a Princess Bride fan, do yourself the treat of reading Cary Elwes’ book, As You Wish. The care and training that went into prep and the obstacles encountered make it a great behind the scenes story.

    You’ve just solved one Christmas gift for a friend who absolutely loves The Princess Bride.   Thank you, thank you.  I’ll probably also get her William Goldman’s book.

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  5. Nanda Panjandrum Member
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    Nanda Panjandrum (View Comment):
    Thank you, I’ll look for it!

    Another coincidence…On sale today for Kindle: $2.99!  [Happy Dance]

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  6. La Tapada Member
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    Two of my (adult) stepdaughters love to read The Princess Bride aloud to each other, doing different voices for the characters. 

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  7. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
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    I read most of it out loud to the family on a road trip. It’s on my Kindle so it can come with me everywhere…

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  8. Susan in Seattle Member
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    I also got a kick out of the author’s suggestion that you could write to him (or his publisher or some such) to get the alternate ending he’d crafted if you weren’t satisfied with it as it was.  Just cracked me up.

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  9. Chris Campion Coolidge
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    RightAngles (View Comment):

    I was at the airport once, at my gate reading a novel, and I ran into my old high school English teacher, and he asked, “Oh, what are you reading?” Was it Jude the Obscure? Was it the works of Shakespeare? NO. I was reading a pulp novel called Officers’ Wives with pictures of women in their underwear or evening gowns on the cover.

    That’s fantastic.

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  10. Steve C. Member
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    The Scarecrow (View Comment):
    Isn’t Goldman the one who coined the legendary phrase about success in Hollywood – “Nobody knows nothing”?

    “Nobody knows anything…… Not one person in the entire motion picture field knows for a certainty what’s going to work. Every time out it’s a guess and, if you’re lucky, an educated one.”

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  11. Chris Campion Coolidge
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    The Scarecrow (View Comment):

    That’s Neuromancer. My all-time favorite book.

    That book is like a moment captured in time for me.  Loved so much of his earlier stuff.

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  12. Steve C. Member
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    My two favorite quotes from Butch Cassidy

    Who are those guys?

    (on the cliff over the river)

    What’s the matter?

    I can’t swim.

    Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill ya.

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  13. Percival Thatcher
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    Steve C. (View Comment):

    My two favorite quotes from Butch Cassidy

    Who are those guys?

    (on the cliff over the river)

    What’s the matter?

    I can’t swim.

    Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill ya.

    “If they would pay me what they are spending to make me stop robbing them, I’d stop robbing them.”

    and

    “Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?”

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  14. Steve C. Member
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    Percival (View Comment):
    “Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?”

    I forgot that one.

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  15. Randy Webster Inactive
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    RightAngles (View Comment):

    I also loved his Marathon Man and No Way to Treat a Lady. Great movies too.

    It’s hard to believe the same guy wrote both The Princess Bride and Marathon Man.

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  16. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
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    Yeah, Marathon Man is really not that funny. Gripping, but not really funny at all.

    Kind of like how Andrew Klavan is very funny while at the time being a total creepazoid writer who can jump you out of your skin.

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  17. Randy Webster Inactive
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    I know I’ve read The Princess Bride, but I don’t remember seeing it on my shelf (I never divest myself of books).  While I was looking, I thought I’d hit paydirt, but it was The Princess and Curdie.

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  18. Joseph Stanko Coolidge
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    Nanda Panjandrum (View Comment):

    The Scarecrow (View Comment):

    Nanda Panjandrum (View Comment):

    Steve C. (View Comment):

    If you are a Princess Bride fan, do yourself the treat of reading Cary Elwes’ book, As You Wish. The care and training that went into prep and the obstacles encountered make it a great behind the scenes story.

    @stevec, is the book available?

    It’s on Audible; I read it a while ago. Pretty good.

    Thank you, I’ll look for it!

    And read by Mr. Elwes himself!  I love his voice.  I decide which books to buy in audio format in large part based on who reads them. 

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  19. Titus Techera Contributor
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    A man to be missed, & fondly remembered.

    I liked his movies for writing about friendship between men; about noble losers; & being humorous about it. These are times when that’s needed. Goldman got that, about crazy times…

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  20. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
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    Titus Techera (View Comment):
    friendship between men

    Inigo and Fezzig are a great pairing. I love their backstories.

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  21. JosePluma Coolidge
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    CB Toder aka Mama Toad (View Comment):

    The Scarecrow (View Comment):
    This has to be a complete coincidence, but last night, completely out of the blue,

    There are no coincidences.

    There are nothing but coincidences.

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  22. Patrick McClure Coolidge
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    Nanda Panjandrum (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    wrt The Princess Bride movie vs book debate which could split a literate community such as ours in lower-case twain, I believe that the movie was designed to be viewed by the young, while the book requires a certain amount of life experience. So the two aren’t really similar enough to compare even if we ignore their respective media.

    The film is also for the young-at-heart – useful for keeping one that way – in my experience. :-)

    Now I know why it is my lovely wife’s favorite movie.

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  23. Steve C. Member
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    Patrick McClure (View Comment):

    Nanda Panjandrum (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    wrt The Princess Bride movie vs book debate which could split a literate community such as ours in lower-case twain, I believe that the movie was designed to be viewed by the young, while the book requires a certain amount of life experience. So the two aren’t really similar enough to compare even if we ignore their respective media.

    The film is also for the young-at-heart – useful for keeping one that way – in my experience. :-)

    Now I know why it is my lovely wife’s favorite movie.

    We are fortunate to have raised our kids on The Princess Bride, along with a heaping helping of Monty Python. Seldom does a conversation not include a few grace notes.

    Daughter #2: Dad, you look tired.

    Daughter #1: He’s been mostly dead all day.

    Daughter #3 at the local sandwich place: I could go for an MLT.

    My favorite, completely unexpected, walking through the grocery store with Daughter #1, we passed the cheese section and she turns to me and says, “Not much of a cheese shop.”

     

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  24. Randy Webster Inactive
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    Ours was, “Out of the way, Peck,” from another great movie.

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  25. TBA Coolidge
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    CB Toder aka Mama Toad (View Comment):

    And speaking about Golding, my poor dear husband had to read that abomination three times in school. Really. Three different years for three different teachers, all within the same school district.

    Educational malpractice.

    I have previously complained about Romeo & Juliet being the oft-chosen Shakespeare-for-teen-students due to its focus on suicide. 

    There is no way to know how much it stimulates thoughts of suicide, so I may be way off-base in thinking that it is a mistake to make it the go-to for our nation’s youth. 

    Nevertheless, there is, in education, a desire to give students a Keanu Reeves-quality ‘whoa’ moment in literature. While I don’t oppose this as such, I believe that trying to serially blow little minds might be as reductive as gritty reboots. 

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  26. Titus Techera Contributor
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    My obit, folks.

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