Quote of the Day: Masterful Character Sketching

 

“She sprang it on me before breakfast. There in seven words you have a complete character sketch of my Aunt Agatha.” — The opening lines of Educating Young Gussie by P.G. Wodehouse

Wodehouse is doubtless familiar to many Ricochetti, but perhaps there are some among us who have not yet encountered the magic of the master. With these opening words, Bertie Wooster’s Aunt Agatha is perfectly captured. Even readers who have just met her for the first time understand completely the kind of woman she is. Energetic. Firm. Early rising. Filled with plans for improvement that require instant and utter submission. In short, a horror.

Wodehouse is expert with these character sketches. I always want to savor him slowly, aloud with someone else if possible, just so I can share the laughter. His use of metaphor and descriptive language is pure delight. Meeting his friend Rocky’s, or Rockmeteller Todd’s, supposedly invalid aunt, Bertie sees a woman who:

looked less like an invalid than any one I’ve ever seen, except my Aunt Agatha. She had a good deal of Aunt Agatha about her, as a matter of fact. She looked as if she might be deucedly dangerous if put upon; and something seemed to tell me that she would certainly regard herself as put upon if she ever found out the game which poor old Rocky had been pulling on her.

Later in the story, we encounter the aunt in a nightclub in New York. She is:

sitting bolt upright, as usual. It certainly did seem as if she had lost a bit of the zest with which she had started out to explore Broadway. She looked as if she had been thinking a good deal about rather unpleasant things.

“You’ve met Bertie Wooster, Aunt Isabel?” said Rocky.

“I have.”

There was something in her eye that seemed to say: “Out of a city of six million people, why did you pick on me?”

“Take a seat, Bertie. What’ll you have?” said Rocky.

And so the merry party began. It was one of those jolly, happy, bread-crumbling parties where you cough twice before you speak, and then decide not to say it after all.

Fortunately, Bertie is not forced to endure the struggles of life alone. His valet Jeeves is his stalwart help and one of the true wonders of the world. When Bertie first meets Jeeves, he has just found out that his previous man was:

…sneaking my silk socks, a thing no bloke of spirit could stick at any price. It transpiring, moreover, that he had looted a lot of other things here and there about the place, I was reluctantly compelled to hand the blighter the mitten and go to London to ask the registry office to dig up another specimen for my approval. They sent me Jeeves….

“I was sent by the agency, sir,” he said. “I was given to understand that you required a valet.”

I’d have preferred an undertaker, but I told him to stagger in, and he floated noiselessly through the doorway like a healing zephyr. That impressed me from the start. Meadowes [the sock thief] had had flat feet and used to clump. This fellow didn’t seem to have any feet at all. He just streamed in. He had a grave, sympathetic face, as if he, too, knew what it was to sup with the lads.

“Excuse me, sir,” he said gently.

Then he seemed to flicker, and wasn’t there any longer. I heard him moving about in the kitchen, and presently he came back with a glass on a tray.

“If you would drink this, sir,” he said, with a kind of bedside manner, rather like the royal doctor shooting the bracer into the sick prince. “It is a little preparation of my own invention. It is the Worcester Sauce that gives it its colour. The raw egg makes it nutritious. The red pepper gives it its bite. Gentlemen have told me they have found it extremely invigorating after a late evening.”

I would have clutched at anything that looked like a life-line that morning. I swallowed the stuff. For a moment I felt as if somebody had touched off a bomb inside the old bean and was strolling down my throat with a lighted torch, and then everything seemed to get all right. The sun shone in the window; birds twittered in the tree-tops; and, generally speaking, hope dawned once more.

“You’re engaged!” I said, as soon as I could say anything.

Fortunately for humanity, Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie, after initially deciding against acting in the BBC’s 1990s series adaptation of the Jeeves and Wooster stories, realized they had an obligation to do the show since they knew they were the right players for the roles. God bless them for it.

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  1. TBA Coolidge
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    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Nanda Pajama-Tantrum (View Comment):

    Whenever I read, I hear Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie…They still crack me up. :-D

    It’s funny, but when I read the books (before seeing them on TV), I pictured Jeeves as more of a slender, fussy little man, but now I see only Fry. Hugh Laurie was exactly how I pictured Bertie, though.

    I saw Jeeves as somewhat rotund, probably because of some cover art. Laurie looks just right to me (I’ve not yet watched the show). 

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  2. TBA Coolidge
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    @RobtGilsdorf

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    …I was reluctantly compelled to hand the blighter the mitten….

    I love the way he mixes somewhat affected vocabulary with colloquialisms. 

     

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  3. Nanda Pajama-Tantrum Member
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    TBA (View Comment):

    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Nanda Pajama-Tantrum (View Comment):

    Whenever I read, I hear Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie…They still crack me up. :-D

    It’s funny, but when I read the books (before seeing them on TV), I pictured Jeeves as more of a slender, fussy little man, but now I see only Fry. Hugh Laurie was exactly how I pictured Bertie, though.

    I saw Jeeves as somewhat rotund, probably because of some cover art. Laurie looks just right to me (I’ve not yet watched the show).

    I watched first and read later (thanks to an English online friend, of nearly two decades).  He got me started “Kippling”, too.  :-)

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  4. Midget Faded Rattlesnake Member
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    TBA (View Comment):

    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Nanda Pajama-Tantrum (View Comment):

    Whenever I read, I hear Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie…They still crack me up. :-D

    It’s funny, but when I read the books (before seeing them on TV), I pictured Jeeves as more of a slender, fussy little man, but now I see only Fry. Hugh Laurie was exactly how I pictured Bertie, though.

    I saw Jeeves as somewhat rotund, probably because of some cover art. Laurie looks just right to me (I’ve not yet watched the show).

    At first, Laurie looked all wrong to me as Bertie. I had simply pictured Bertie as physically different. But can Laurie ever act as a proper Bertie!

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  5. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
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    Midget Faded Rattlesnake (View Comment):
    ut can Laurie ever act as a proper Bertie!

    His physical humor is incredibly funny. I cannot imagine how his fellow actors were able to perform with him on set. I’d love to see the blooper reels…

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  6. Nanda Pajama-Tantrum Member
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    CB Toder aka Mama Toad (View Comment):

    Midget Faded Rattlesnake (View Comment):
    but can Laurie ever act as a proper Bertie!

    His physical humor is incredibly funny. I cannot imagine how his fellow actors were able to perform with him on set. I’d love to see the blooper reels…

    He once  described humor as “a young man’s game…Because it’s so *physical*.”

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  7. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
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    Nanda Pajama-Tantrum (View Comment):

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad (View Comment):

    Midget Faded Rattlesnake (View Comment):
    but can Laurie ever act as a proper Bertie!

    His physical humor is incredibly funny. I cannot imagine how his fellow actors were able to perform with him on set. I’d love to see the blooper reels…

    He once described humor as “a young man’s game…Because it’s so *physical*.”

    Here’s a neat interview with similar sentiments.

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  8. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
    CB Toder aka Mama Toad
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    I couldn’t find any Jeeves & Wooster bloopers, but I did come across this poor quality but interesting interview:

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  9. barbara lydick Inactive
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    Mama Toad – Were you able to find The Coming of Gowf?  It is sooooo funny – and written as only Wodehouse can do.

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  10. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
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    barbara lydick (View Comment):

     

    Mama Toad – Were you able to find The Coming of Gowf? It is sooooo funny – and written as only Wodehouse can do.

    Oh I’ve heard it before.

    Not always safe to listen to while driving.

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  11. TBA Coolidge
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    @RobtGilsdorf

    Went to library; checked out Bestiary, reread Pig-hoo-o-o-o-ey, LOLed. 

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  12. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
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    TBA (View Comment):

    Went to library; checked out Bestiary, reread Pig-hoo-o-o-o-ey, LOLed.

    Can also be watched:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV_Nt7qMXxI

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  13. The Cynthonian Inactive
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    The Cynthonian (View Comment):

    RightAngles (View Comment):

    The Cynthonian (View Comment):

    I read a good bit of Wodehouse back in my 20s, too. Have seen some of the Laurie & Fry performances. They were perfectly cast, as others have attested. Watching that clip makes me want to watch more of them. Wonder if they’re on Netflix or Amazon Prime?

    I just did a Roku search and found nothing except “Wodehouse in Exile,” the story of how he faced treason charges in WWII. I can’t believe nobody has it, not even PBS.

    Nuts! Market opportunity…..

    ETA: I just did a search directly on the Amazon site and found 4 “series” available for streaming. I added ’em to my Amazon watchlist. Now to see if they show up when I access the Roku…..

    Good news:  the series are now listed on my Watchlist.

    Bad news:  when I click them, Amazon tells me they are “currently unavailable” for streaming.   Boo.  #AmazonFail

     

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  14. Nanda Pajama-Tantrum Member
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    Acorn.tv? Britbox?

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  15. OmegaPaladin Moderator
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    Hmmm, I’ve never gotten around to reading much Wodehouse.   The way some people described his work turned me off.  I might have to remedy that now…


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