How “Old-School” Are You?

 

This morning as I gargled with Listerine Original (est. 1879,)

It got me to thinking of all the products in our house that have been around for a long, long time!

Like Vitalis (est. 1939)

And Chapstick (est. 1912)

We even buy Prince Albert in a can (est. 1907)

And when you go in the kitchen, it’s a similar tale: There you’ll find Clabber Girl (est. 1923)

And Arm & Hammer Baking Soda (est. 1867)

So, what “classic,” “old-time” products are in your house? How “old-school” are you?

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  1. Mark Camp Member
    Mark Camp
    @MarkCamp

    Myself, I’m kind of in the middle.  New-school in some ways, like take English Leather cologne. I bought it for many years back when it was still Druid Leather.  When it was rebranded Norse Leather, I continued to be a customer.  To the victor go the spoils, I said at the time, if I recall. (My diary was burned when they razed our hamlet.)

    But after the invasion*, when it was briefly Anglo-Saxon Leather (quickly shortened to the current “English Leather”) I said enough is enough. When my stock of the old stuff runs out, I am going to wash my hands of it.  [EDIT: That is a confusing expression in this context.  I have always washed my hands of it, even back in the day, as it gave my girlfriend, Thwwyllgwoad the Hyperallergenic, a rash on her elbows otherwise.  I meant that I am done.]

    But I am old-school about cars.  We still have an Oldsmobile, and I feel no need to change even if they do come out with a Newsmobile, which I’ve heard Detroit has already built, but they are keeping it under wraps to protect Big Oil, because it has a new style carburetor that gets 100 miles to the gallon.  Heck, I can have tubeless, radial tires mounted on the old crate if I ever do decide to modernize her.

    *[EDIT: I changed “Normandy Landing” to just “invasion”, because one of our younger readers thought I was speaking of the later one where the invaders LANDED at Normandy, rather than deploying from there]

    So, something old, something new. We still drink classic Coke, from before the Great Depression, for example.  The Feds did a sweep of our neighborhood in the ’50s to clean up the town, but me and my buddies had hidden our stash too well.  The old stuff gives  you a euphoria and a temporary sense of power that you just don’t get with the re-formulated product.  You do have  to steadily increase the number of bottles you drink over the years, and eventually a lot of guys start tacking hundreds of newspaper clippings to their bedroom walls, connecting them with pieces of colored string, and keeping to themselves, pretty much).   The active ingredient was apparently taken out.

     

     

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  2. Misthiocracy, Joke Pending Member
    Misthiocracy, Joke Pending
    @Misthiocracy

    SeanDMcG (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    cirby (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):
    I have a (working) Beta VCR in the basement. Although admittedly it’s been two or three years since I last used it.

    I have a working TRS-80 Model 100 (from 1983).

    In computer years, that’s approaching the Bronze Age.

    I also have some hand tools that predate WWII.

    I also have a working Commodore SX-64. That’s the “executive” model of the commodore 64. Portable model of the C-64 with a built-in floppy drive and a 5 inch color monitor.

    Like to say it is working, but we have an Apple ][+ 48K that pre-dates that.

     

    Pfft!  I have a Kaypro 2X.

    • #92
  3. Hank Rhody, Doctor of Rock Contributor
    Hank Rhody, Doctor of Rock
    @HankRhody

    BalticSnowTiger (View Comment):

    Hank Rhody, Doctor of Rock (View Comment):

    Whistle Pig (View Comment):
    I wear a fedora, does that count?

    You part of the St. Paul mafia?

    Went to a friend’s wedding in the cities with my brother @SamRhody . We’re both big guys, in suits and fedoras. Sam’s suit was even pin stripe.

    The Mother of the Bride took the groom aside and told him “I want those goons out of here!”

    Levine or Sterkowski?

    Mob clan or fedora manufacturer? Possibly both.

    • #93
  4. Mrs. Ink Inactive
    Mrs. Ink
    @MrsInk

    Beretta shotguns, since 1526.

    • #94
  5. muzikgeye Inactive
    muzikgeye
    @muzikgeye

    I still have a few 78 RPM records.

    • #95
  6. TheSockMonkey Inactive
    TheSockMonkey
    @TheSockMonkey

    Mrs. Ink (View Comment):
    Beretta shotguns, since 1526.

    Well. Played.

    • #96
  7. Amy Schley Coolidge
    Amy Schley
    @AmySchley

    TheSockMonkey (View Comment):

    Mrs. Ink (View Comment):
    Beretta shotguns, since 1526.

    Well. Played.

    Darn. I thought Zildjian cymbals could beat that, but they were founded in “only” 1623.

    • #97
  8. EJHill Podcaster
    EJHill
    @EJHill

    Miffed White Male: I have a (working) Beta VCR in the basement. Although admittedly it’s been two or three years since I last used it.

    If it’s been 2-3 years since you used it “working”  may be a generous term. The pinch wheels that help advance the tape have a tendency to flatten if they don’t move and belts become brittle.

    • #98
  9. Jules PA Inactive
    Jules PA
    @JulesPA

    James Lileks (View Comment):
    Colman’s Mustard

    I make my own spreadable mustard with Coleman’s Powdered Mustard.

    Mm.Mmm.Good.

    • #99
  10. Jules PA Inactive
    Jules PA
    @JulesPA

    SeanDMcG (View Comment):
    Lea And Perrins Worcestershire Sauce (1836)

    Oh, yeah!

    • #100
  11. Addiction Is A Choice Member
    Addiction Is A Choice
    @AddictionIsAChoice

    I just found out this post made it to the Main Feed! My first promotion in the five and a half years I’ve been here.

     

    • #101
  12. tigerlily Member
    tigerlily
    @tigerlily

    Addiction Is A Choice (View Comment):
    I just found out this post made it to the Main Feed! My first promotion in the five and a half years I’ve been here.

    Congrats!

    • #102
  13. Jon Gabriel, Ed. Contributor
    Jon Gabriel, Ed.
    @jon

    BalticSnowTiger (View Comment):
    Given the T&H, consider Penhaligon’s Endymion to complete the range. Est. 1860.

    That’s a really nice choice. I conned them out of a few samples.

    • #103
  14. Miffed White Male Member
    Miffed White Male
    @MiffedWhiteMale

    EJHill (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male: I have a (working) Beta VCR in the basement. Although admittedly it’s been two or three years since I last used it.

    If it’s been 2-3 years since you used it “working” may be a generous term. The pinch wheels that help advance the tape have a tendency to flatten if they don’t move and belts become brittle.

    I bought it in 1987. if the first 27 years (and during the last decade or two *very* sporadic use) didn’t kill it, the last two shouldn’t have.

    I pulled it out to transfer some home movies on beta to DVD a coup,e years back, and they played fine.

     

    • #104
  15. Johnnie Alum 13 Inactive
    Johnnie Alum 13
    @JohnnieAlum13

    I’ll also occasionally use Clubman Pinaud After Shave, founded 1810.

    • #105
  16. Jimmy Carter Member
    Jimmy Carter
    @JimmyCarter

    Misthiocracy, Joke Pending (View Comment):

    SeanDMcG (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    cirby (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):
    I have a (working) Beta VCR in the basement. Although admittedly it’s been two or three years since I last used it.

    I have a working TRS-80 Model 100 (from 1983).

    In computer years, that’s approaching the Bronze Age.

    I also have some hand tools that predate WWII.

    I also have a working Commodore SX-64. That’s the “executive” model of the commodore 64. Portable model of the C-64 with a built-in floppy drive and a 5 inch color monitor.

    Like to say it is working, but we have an Apple ][+ 48K that pre-dates that.

    Pfft! I have a Kaypro 2X.

    Pfft! I have an abacus (2000 B.C.?) and a deck of cards (1000 A.D.?).

    • #106
  17. jzdro Member
    jzdro
    @jzdro

    9thDistrictNeighbor (View Comment):
    my old stone sink in the basement.

    You have an old stone sink? Good for you! I am so jealous I could I don’t know what. Mayhap some day you could post a photo?

    • #107
  18. jzdro Member
    jzdro
    @jzdro

    Michael C. Lukehart (View Comment):
    Pabst Blue Ribbon.

    Straight Razor shaving.

    Only Barbers for haircuts. Topped with Cowboy Hats.

    Williams Mug Shaving Soap and Boar Bristle shaving brushes.

    Weber Kettle barbecue/grill.

    Married to first wife 36 years. She bakes our bread every week. Kneads it by hand.

    The sign on my desk says: “Self-Control, Orderliness, Punctuality. Responsibility, Persistence”

    I prefer revolvers to pistols. (My favorite carry-gun is a .38 S&W Airweight, 5-round, purchased by my Father in 1953.)

    Percolator coffee. Hand-squeezed orange juice.

    London Broil with a wet Martini.

    Ave!  One of the last of the True Romans!

    • #108
  19. TRibbey Inactive
    TRibbey
    @TRibbey

    Waltham traveller pocket watch (1924) from the Waltham Watch Company (founded 1850).

    • #109
  20. RightAngles Member
    RightAngles
    @RightAngles

    Mark Camp (View Comment):
    Myself, I’m kind of in the middle. New-school in some ways, like take English Leather cologne. I bought it for many years back when it was still Druid Leather. When it was rebranded Norse Leather, I continued to be a customer. To the victor go the spoils, I said at the time, if I recall. (My diary was burned when they razed our hamlet.)

    But after the invasion*, when it was briefly Anglo-Saxon Leather (quickly shortened to the current “English Leather”) I said enough is enough. When my stock of the old stuff runs out, I am going to wash my hands of it. [EDIT: That is a confusing expression in this context. I have always washed my hands of it, even back in the day, as it gave my girlfriend, Thwwyllgwoad the Hyperallergenic, a rash on her elbows otherwise. I meant that I am done.]

    But I am old-school about cars. We still have an Oldsmobile, and I feel no need to change even if they do come out with a Newsmobile, which I’ve heard Detroit has already built, but they are keeping it under wraps to protect Big Oil, because it has a new style carburetor that gets 100 miles to the gallon. Heck, I can have tubeless, radial tires mounted on the old crate if I ever do decide to modernize her.

    *[EDIT: I changed “Normandy Landing” to just “invasion”, because one of our younger readers thought I was speaking of the later one where the invaders LANDED at Normandy, rather than deploying from there]

    So, something old, something new. We still drink classic Coke, from before the Great Depression, for example. The Feds did a sweep of our neighborhood in the ’50s to clean up the town, but me and my buddies had hidden our stash too well. The old stuff gives you a euphoria and a temporary sense of power that you just don’t get with the re-formulated product. You do have to steadily increase the number of bottles you drink over the years, and eventually a lot of guys start tacking hundreds of newspaper clippings to their bedroom walls, connecting them with pieces of colored string, and keeping to themselves, pretty much). The active ingredient was apparently taken out.

    Thanks a lot for makin me fall off my chair laughing @markcamp . Comment of the month.

    • #110
  21. OldPhil Coolidge
    OldPhil
    @OldPhil

    Johnnie Alum 13 (View Comment):
    I’ll also occasionally use Clubman Pinaud After Shave, founded 1810.

    That’s what I use!

     

    • #111
  22. TBA Coolidge
    TBA
    @RobtGilsdorf

    Jon Gabriel, Ed. (View Comment):
    My morning routine is as follows. ..

    Shave with a Merkur Safety Razor and a Vulfix Super Badger Shaving Brush:

    Use George F. Trumper Shaving Cream and Limes Skin Food (after shave):

    If I want to get fancy, some cologne:

    So you lost the hipster beard?

    • #112
  23. TBA Coolidge
    TBA
    @RobtGilsdorf

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    James Lileks (View Comment):

    The Scarecrow (View Comment):
    The whole modern world keeps pressuring me to join the Bluetooth headset/iPhone combo, but I just can’t make the switch;

    Ah, but you will.

    I hate cords. Cords snag.

    Yup.

    I just last month got a bluetooth transmitter for my 120 gig classic ipod. It’s a little dongle that plugs into the connector slot on the bottom. Works great.

    I’ll probably regret asking this, but how big is your dongle?

    • #113
  24. Jon Gabriel, Ed. Contributor
    Jon Gabriel, Ed.
    @jon

    TBA (View Comment):
    So you lost the hipster beard?

    Only shave the neck, so I don’t go full-hobo.

    • #114
  25. Miffed White Male Member
    Miffed White Male
    @MiffedWhiteMale

    TBA (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    James Lileks (View Comment):

    The Scarecrow (View Comment):
    The whole modern world keeps pressuring me to join the Bluetooth headset/iPhone combo, but I just can’t make the switch;

    Ah, but you will.

    I hate cords. Cords snag.

    Yup.

    I just last month got a bluetooth transmitter for my 120 gig classic ipod. It’s a little dongle that plugs into the connector slot on the bottom. Works great.

    I’ll probably regret asking this, but how big is your dongle?

    I’ll probably regret answering this, but not very big.

    http://a.co/fZPTjSU

    Slightly wider than the 30 pin connector.  Thinner than the ipod classic – maybe an inch deep?

    $60 on Amazon.

    • #115
  26. TBA Coolidge
    TBA
    @RobtGilsdorf

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    James Lileks (View Comment):

    The Scarecrow (View Comment):
    The whole modern world keeps pressuring me to join the Bluetooth headset/iPhone combo, but I just can’t make the switch;

    Ah, but you will.

    I hate cords. Cords snag.

    Yup.

    I just last month got a bluetooth transmitter for my 120 gig classic ipod. It’s a little dongle that plugs into the connector slot on the bottom. Works great.

    I’ll probably regret asking this, but how big is your dongle?

    I’ll probably regret answering this, but not very big.

    http://a.co/fZPTjSU

    Slightly wider than the 30 pin connector. Thinner than the ipod classic – maybe an inch deep?

    $60 on Amazon.

    Thank you both for the info and for not going full Carlos Danger.

    • #116
  27. Retail Lawyer Member
    Retail Lawyer
    @RetailLawyer

    I would love to wear my fedora regularly, but the modern business world cannot accommodate them.  You can’t wear a hat in court, for instance, and you can’t really carry it because your hands are carrying other required stuff.  I have an old hat rack in my home, but they cannot be found in offices.

    But I have two matching, working Montgomery Wards rototillers from the ’60s- a man-sized 5hp and a lady-sized cute 3hp.  An air compressor from the ’30s and a BSA motorcycle from the ’60s.  Two weeks ago I had a hundred pound tube TV.

    I went through much trouble to restore some wooden sash windows on my house.  But they keep the house cute.

    • #117
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