I’m (Not) with Stupid

 

There are a lot of things I’m prepared to do for the Republican party. I’ve given time. I’ve given money. I spent six years working as a GOP flak. I’ve voted for uninspiring candidates like Mitt Romney, and intellectual underachievers like, well, the list is too long to itemize here. I even voted for … John McCain.

So, clearly, I’m not a finicky or fair-weather Republican. My party calls and I try to do my duty. But there is one thing I cannot do for any political party or ideological cause: I cannot be stupid on purpose.

As listeners of my podcast might note, “Why not, Graham–you have no problem being stupid by accident.” And they’re right. Yet another reason I can’t afford the luxury of intentional idiocy. Alas, this is what many of my fellow Republicans appear to be demanding.

A whopping 71 percent of Alabama Republicans claim they believe that all of Roy Moore’s accusers are lying. That is clearly idiotic. If you want to put a face to this, watch Frank Luntz’s focus group with Moore supporters. Actually, don’t. It is soul-crushing for supporters of conservatism. (I have some [ahem] “highlights” in this morning’s podcast.) Talk of a “George Soros hit,” and a guy claiming, “Mommas and Daddies would be happy to have a district attorney hitting on their 14-year-old” back in the early 1980s.

There is no way these people believe what they’re saying. They’re pretending to believe it–they’re feigning idiocy–in order to avoid acknowledging the immorality of their support for Moore. The people of Alabama nominated a scumbag to represent the GOP (a really stupid move in hindsight, yes?) and now they’re pretending they’re too stupid to realize it.

The same is true of Donald Trump. Despite the long list of women who’ve made serious and extremely believable accusations that he groped, fondled, and forcibly tongue-kissed them (yeccchhhh!), only 18 percent of Republicans admit to finding them credible. Despite the fact that Donald Trump has spent a lifetime making such allegations not only credible but extremely likely.

Are Republicans really this dumb? Of course not. They’re playing the stupid-on-purpose card rather than simply admitting that for [insert justification here] they chose to vote for a sleazeball with a reputation for treating women like trash.

Well, sorry: I can’t. I used up my clueless quota in college. I’ve committed enough acts of extreme idiocy to get me demoted out of the species, down to pro-simian, or even “professional weatherman.”

My question for Republicans and conservatives who can embrace intentional stupidity is this: How is “stupid” a winning strategy? Liberals pretended to be dumb enough to believe Bill Clinton and Al Gore lost the White House. Hillary lost it twice. Democrats are paying a huge price today on the issue of sexual harassment. Did fake-stupid work? Other than artificially boosting Bill’s poll numbers in the short term?

Democrats keep denying the basics of economics, pretending they live in a magical world beyond the realities of supply, demand, and human economic behavior. Is this a winner for them? Should we suddenly start pretending that tax cuts create magic money that falls from the sky? Or that lower-income families who already pay no federal income taxes “deserve” a tax cut? Or that corporations are, in fact, the evil, irrational, job-killing conspiracies that progressives pretend to believe they are?

How is any of this stupidity a strategy? And even if it were, even if stupid were a guaranteed path to political victory–I still couldn’t go along. Stupid on purpose is my red line, the one sin for which there is no redemption. It’s a violation of my core, fundamental worldview. The day I start embracing stupidity as a positive value is the day I stop being me.

How many more people on the Right feel the same way?

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  1. Ed G. Member
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    Stina (View Comment):

    Ed G. (View Comment):

    WinterMute (View Comment):

    Judithann Campbell (View Comment):

    WinterMute (View Comment):
    No, I believe the evidence should be evaluated on a case-by-case basis. As I stated above, I find the accusations credible in this case based on what we know.

    What, exactly, do we know? Because many of us don’t find the accusations credible, but maybe you know something the rest of us don’t.

    I’m sure we have access to the same facts. I find it unbelievable that if the same facts were true of a Democrat that there would be so much skepticism. It stinks of motivated reasoning to me.

    I won’t speak for anyone else, but I’ve been on record here expressing exactly that kind of skepticism even with Democrats.

    To me, allegations aren’t and shouldn’t be enough.

    I think the only thing going on is a bit of shadenfreud to see these incredible liberals being consumed by the monster they helped create. It isn’t to say that they should be ousted for it, but they are reaping their harvest.

    Yeah, I’ll cop to schadenfreude.

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  2. Midget Faded Rattlesnake Member
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    Justin Hertog (View Comment):

    Midget Faded Rattlesnake (View Comment):

    Justin Hertog (View Comment):
    I think Moore’s telling the truth. People who think that there is no way all those accusers would lie or stretch the truth havn’t thought it through, in my humble opinion. Or, they think that the press couldn’t have got the facts wrong. Actually, the press could have got it wrong. And the accusers could be lying. The press is that bad. And human nature is that corrupt. Because of that, I give Moore the benefit of the doubt.

    I think the difference between “no way” and “unlikely” ought to be respected, though. Plenty who find it unlikely that they’re all lying or exaggerating know that considering an event unlikely isn’t the same as considering it impossible. When people say it’s plausible that at least some of the accusations are true enough to be worrisome, they should get some benefit of the doubt, too, that they’re not necessarily taking the absurd position that an event that’s merely unlikely (in their eyes – every report of misconduct being unwarranted) is actually impossible.

    What people seem to be doing with these kinds of accusations is to subject them to a “credibility” test. What process people use to judge the “credibility” of accusations is anyone’s guess. For some, the fact that CNN reported it is enough. Is the process or processes that are used to measure “credibility” reliable? I don’t think so.

    People make their judgments about others’ misdeeds in the context of their own experiences. Members do it of each other here, too. Is it always reliable? No. I can tell you firsthand it is not. It is, however, the best most people can do in a noisy world of incomplete information – often we have to make our best guess, knowing that it’s possible we could be wrong.

    In fact, I think “credibility” is a very low standard of proof. Too low. It may even be lower than “preponderance of the evidence” standard on college campuses.

    You seem to find Moore credible. You say, “I think Moore’s telling the truth.” If that’s not finding Moore credible, what is it?

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  3. Front Seat Cat Member
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    I agree with you here – Roy Moore has been a lightning bolt of controversy for some time, and if he wins, comes with so much baggage it will be hard to focus on results. On the other hand, this whole harassment issue has turned into a giant guilty until proven innocent.  Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around in a democracy?

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  4. LurkingLibertarian Inactive
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    Annefy (View Comment):
    So what? But then again, my republican bonefides are nothing to brag about, having just joined the party in 2016. And it’s situations like this that kept me away and make me question changing my registration.

    Welcome! Don’t go! This is the best part of the other side — constant debate, maybe some bickering even, but no doxxing, no bullying, no excommunications here, no getting beat up when you rake your leaves. I made my journey a long time ago and never looked back. But I enjoy rukus & chaos, some very smart people live there.

    Plus I agree with you — finding an honest politician is like finding an honest burglar.

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  5. Annefy Member
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    LurkingLibertarian (View Comment):

    Annefy (View Comment):
    So what? But then again, my republican bonefides are nothing to brag about, having just joined the party in 2016. And it’s situations like this that kept me away and make me question changing my registration.

    Welcome! Don’t go! This is the best part of the other side — constant debate, maybe some bickering even, but no doxxing, no bullying, no excommunications here, no getting beat up when you rake your leaves. I made my journey a long time ago and never looked back. But I enjoy rukus & chaos, some very smart people live there.

    Plus I agree with you — finding an honest politician is like finding an honest burglar.

    I love constant debate and I’m even okay with some bickering.

    Bullies don’t bother me, but I hate bullying. Hard for me to read this OP and JPod’s tweet this am and not think of it as a type of bullying:

    “Similarly, if you believe America has rotted away morally, the idea you’d hand enormous political power to a morally rotted person like Roy Moore reveals your own spiritual and moral rot.”

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  6. Western Chauvinist Member
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    Annefy (View Comment):
    Bullies don’t bother me, but I hate bullying. Hard for me to read this OP and JPod’s tweet this am and not think of it as a type of bullying:

    “Similarly, if you believe America has rotted away morally, the idea you’d hand enormous political power to a morally rotted person like Roy Moore reveals your own spiritual and moral rot.”

    Ayup. But, there’s an astonishing lack of self-awareness because, similar to leftists, these criticisms come from people who start with the premise of their moral superiority. It is not good-faith argumentation.

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  7. Steven Seward Member
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    Something has always bothered me about the Beverly Nelson claim (lady with the yearbook signature).  If Roy Moore truly assaulted her when she was 16 years old, then why on Earth would she ever approach him to sign her yearbook two years later??  Am I missing something?  I’ve never heard any pundits bring up this point.

    I was suspicious of her claim from the start when she started crying at the press conference while describing the supposed gross sexual advances by Roy Moore 40 years earlier.  I figured either she was mentally disturbed to be crying over something that she’s had 40 years to deal with (her allegations were serious, but nothing that I would consider life-traumatizing), or she was just making it up.

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