On Razors and Reprobates

 

For a kid growing up in an Italian-Catholic household in 1970s New England, the Lenten season wasn’t a whole lot of fun. It wasn’t supposed to be. For a month and a half, you were required to give up something that you liked. Friday night dinners always meant fish. And, every other night, or so it seemed, you had to go to mass. And these masses were not the ordinary Sunday affairs: there might be ashes, incense, holy water, or palm fronds, the sermons and the readings were extra long, and sometimes, you had to engage in a ritualized call and response with the priest in which your role was to choose the reprobate Barabbas over Jesus Christ.

No kid really understands adult concepts like hindsight, context, and tyranny. And being a kid, I refused to join in that portion of the ritual, to choose Barabbas, a thief and a murderer, over Christ. I just could not understand how anyone would make such a choice. But, as an adult, I understand it well: Occam’s Razor.

Judea, in the time of Christ, was a Roman-occupied province. The Judeans were chafing under the yoke of a government that they viewed as tyrannical and that viewed them as the enemy. Worse still, the Judeans’ own ruling elites were, at best, complicit. However, Barabbas, the thief and the murderer, was also an insurrectionist. So when the Judeans were offered the choice between some guy who chafed at Rome’s tyranny as much as they did, and some guy accused of claiming to be the Messiah, I could imagine that that choice would be a rather easy one to make: for this Christ guy to actually be the Messiah and not just some madman, that would take a miracle, and miracles are exceedingly rare, so, “give us Barabbas.”

Whether or not you believe Christ to be the Messiah, hindsight is not foresight — the Judeans’ decision was logical, understandable, and not at all surprising. Pilate really should have seen it coming.

Now, as an adult, I know that, if put in that same situation, I would have also chosen Barabbas. And I can be certain of this because I also know that, today, if I lived in Alabama, I would be voting for Judge Roy Moore – a man not convicted, but accused, of being a reprobate of the highest order. And I would vote for him specifically as a thumb in the eye of a government which views me as the enemy.

Let me make something clear to our rulers: it’s not that We the People don’t believe you about Moore, it’s much worse than that. It’s that we now know to believe the exact opposite of whatever you claim – as a survival strategy, as a life preserver, as a Polaris. I mean, it’s not like an accusation of a sex scandal isn’t one of the oldest arrows in the political quiver of the demagogue. It’s not like a good portion of the country hasn’t realized the same truth that has informed the first of my three political aphorisms: Marxists lie. It’s not like We the People haven’t fully realized that you, as did the Romans with the Judeans, just don’t like us very much.

You have so thoroughly spent your political capital and goodwill that you’ve not only created a Barabbas but you’ve made him a viable, insurrectionist option.

And if the application of Occam’s Razor has cut wrongly on the issue of Moore, if after having been tried, he is then convicted of being the reprobate that you claim — well, we will deal with him then, Due Process justly applied.

However, for the application of Occam’s Razor to have cut so wrongly about you, for you to actually be what you claim: benevolent and omniscient paragons of justice and virtue, and not what you actually appear to be: demagogues and conspirators who, for the sake of a socialist fever dream, have sold out this Country, its People, and its Constitution for your own personal political agendas, benefit, arrogance, and aggrandizement – well, that would take a miracle.


Full Disclosure: the author, a very lapsed Catholic, considers himself a Classical Deist. He intends in this piece no endorsement of or slight against Catholicism, Christianity, Judaism, or any of their adherents.

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  1. Rick Poach Member
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    Tom Meyer, Common Citizen (View Comment):
    Interesting argument, Rick.

    Thank you, Tom Meyer, Common Citizen.

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  2. Percival Thatcher
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    Boss Mongo (View Comment):
    On the accusations against Moore, I’ll state (again): Deviants gotta deviate. They are under the spell of a compulsion. I find it hard to believe that a political lightning rod would ride out 38 years under scrutiny without another, credible, more recent (let’s say the last 10, maybe 15 years) accusation coming to the fore.

    I’ll go along with that. I’ll also state that I’m not enamored of Moore’s behavior as a judge either. Play stupid games — win stupid prizes. But as the choice now is between Moore and Jones, I’ll root for the one who isn’t in favor of using my tax money to subsidize an organization that cuts up babies and sells the parts.

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  3. Percival Thatcher
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    Rick Poach (View Comment):

    Ruthenian (View Comment):
    Quite a few writers and poets put their pens in the service of the new system.

    I write quite a bit of political satire poetry which I do not post here on Ricochet. The very first piece of satirical verse I ever wrote was a parody of Soviet Realism. I’ll have to see if I can dig it up for you.

    Ruthenian (View Comment):
    So, how do you make them touch the stove without burning us all in the process?

    You can’t make them touch the stove, you can only try to avoid them until they do. And when they do, there’s nothing saying that they won’t have a second or third go (as Marxists always do), because they just didn’t touch the stove correctly last time.

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  4. Rightfromthestart Coolidge
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    Excellent article

    It’s not only the the government’s eye we’re sticking our thumbs into.

    Ann Coulter — ‘The media say that Republicans support Moore just because they want another GOP vote in the Senate. I support Moore just because I hate the media.’

    As far as the ‘albatross’ argument goes, trying not to give them ammunition is fruitless, if the left/press doesn’t have an albatross they’ll create one out of nothing , binders full of women, anyone? These are the same people who made Mitt Romney into a monster.

    I try to use all of Occam’s shaving products.

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  5. Western Chauvinist Member
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    Rightfromthestart (View Comment):
    As far as the ‘albatross’ argument goes, trying not to give them ammunition is fruitless, if the left/press doesn’t have an albatross they’ll create one out of nothing , binders full of women, anyone? These are the same people who made Mitt Romney into a monster.

    Yes! Exactly. The Left is ruthless and relentless. We should know that by now.

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  6. Tom Meyer, Common Citizen Member
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    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    Rightfromthestart (View Comment):
    As far as the ‘albatross’ argument goes, trying not to give them ammunition is fruitless, if the left/press doesn’t have an albatross they’ll create one out of nothing , binders full of women, anyone? These are the same people who made Mitt Romney into a monster.

    Yes! Exactly. The Left is ruthless and relentless. We should know that by now.

    You both missed my point.

    The question isn’t whether the Left will try to smear our side unfairly. Of course they will.

    The question is whether we want to make it easy for them.

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  7. Rick Poach Member
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    Rightfromthestart (View Comment):
    Excellent article

    Thank you, Right.

    Rightfromthestart (View Comment):
    I try to use all of Occam’s shaving products.

    I like it.

    Thanks for reading, Right.

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  8. Rick Poach Member
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    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):
    Yes! Exactly. The Left is ruthless and relentless. We should know that by now.

    More and more people are waking up to it. And while that’s a good thing, it’s also a very bad thing.

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  9. Rick Poach Member
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    Tom Meyer, Common Citizen (View Comment):
    You both missed my point.

    The question isn’t whether the Left will try to smear our side unfairly. Of course they will.

    The question is whether we want to make it easy for them.

    TMCC, while I do see your point, I’m not sure how much weight it carries in the entire evaluation. I would argue that it’s not we who make it easy for them, it’s their own true believers who do. There are Leftists who are now openly calling for guillotines. Will they be reached by moderation, logical discourse, and more perfect exemplars? No, they are gone.

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  10. The Reticulator Member
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    Tom Meyer, Common Citizen (View Comment):

    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    Rightfromthestart (View Comment):
    As far as the ‘albatross’ argument goes, trying not to give them ammunition is fruitless, if the left/press doesn’t have an albatross they’ll create one out of nothing , binders full of women, anyone? These are the same people who made Mitt Romney into a monster.

    Yes! Exactly. The Left is ruthless and relentless. We should know that by now.

    You both missed my point.

    The question isn’t whether the Left will try to smear our side unfairly. Of course they will.

    The question is whether we want to make it easy for them.

    I’m thinking, I’m thinking.

    I suppose there are pros and cons either way.

     

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