Trump Needs a New Hobby

 

President Trump (how strange it still is to type that) is an avid golfer, which does seem fitting as practically every president in the last 30 years has also been a golfer.  Of course we beat constantly on Obama for golfing, and GW Bush was mocked for the same, even though he soon stopped as he felt it dishonorable for president at war taking leisure on the greens (not that the media gave him one iota of credit for this).

Clinton had a rumored reputation of being a horrible cheater on the fairways (no surprise as he was a cheater in other matters too), and now The Donald is taking media flak for golfing. Apparently one of the latest attacks has been on his committing the faux pas of driving his cart on the greens.

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/877880160242028550

Whatever.  My rare golf games usually involve watching the other sort of embarrassing faux pas – that of inebriated relatives hitting on the girls driving the mobile refreshment carts, or losing an entire box of balls on the front 9 to water hazards and swimming pools (sidebar: who would want a house built right next to fairway?).  But golf is respectable.  Golf is intellectual.  Golf is…. presidential!  This is why I say President Trump needs to find a new hobby.  He should take up shooting.  I’d settle for trap or skeet shooting, I mean he doesn’t need to go full Ted Nugent and use a full-auto (legally registered) M-16 and nail wild boars from a chopper (and I don’t think he could pull it off anyway) but he should have a more… well… Red-State hobby than golf, and that should be shooting.  It would also one-up Vlad the Putin.

Vlad is a Judo champ. Vlad likes to ride horses while bare-chested. These are sooo European. They’re cultured. They’re refined. But Trump with a gun would be Indiana Jones in the Cairo market, tired, ticked off, and just ready to shoot the show off. What could be more red-blooded American than Trump maybe trying his hand at an IDPA match? Or bagging turkeys? John Kerry tried that one and he just didn’t look the part, but Trump could look the part. Well, assuming he doesn’t insist on gold-plating his Mossberg, which I suppose I shouldn’t put past him.

Still, I confidently predict that if Trump takes up shooting, and ditches the golf, he’d already have a lock on 2020. It’s Red-State to the core, it would give him solid ground for tweeting nasty things about New York gun laws, and dang it but it’s just a lot more fun! So President Trump, I implore you, sir, to throw your custom clubs in the closet, grab your MAGA hat and gold-rimmed sunglasses, and join us at the range. It’s the best.

And we won’t mind if you start tweeting unbelievable hunting stories, it’s just part of the game.

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  1. Boss Mongo Member
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    ZStone (View Comment):
    I bet he’d use only the best gear.

    Heh.  Top men designed this weapon.  Top men.

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  2. Michael C. Lukehart Inactive
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    ZStone (View Comment):
    I bet he’d use only the best gear.

    My gosh, who put this pic together?  Someone on acid?  This is amazing. I want one to put next to my Bass-O-Matic.

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  3. Judge Mental Member
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    Michael C. Lukehart (View Comment):

    ZStone (View Comment):
    I bet he’d use only the best gear.

    My gosh, who put this pic together? Someone on acid? This is amazing. I want one to put next to my Bass-O-Matic.

    I’m particularly fond of the suppressor on the bayonet, so that I don’t have to hear the enemy screaming.

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  4. kelsurprise Member
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    B. Hugh Mann (View Comment):
    I would love to see him do something so wholly unexpected and good that would render Nancy Pelosi’s ever-wagging jaw look like it was glued to the floor.

    See, that’s what I was thinking.

    Quilting.  He should take up quilting.  Or needlepoint.

    Then to prove just how adept he’s become, all future tweets must be posted as screenshots . . . of needlepoint.

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  5. Arahant Member
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    kelsurprise (View Comment):
    Then to prove just how adept he’s become, all future tweets must be posted as screenshots . . . of needlepoint.

    I’m liking it. He could then sell those needlepoint examples for charity.

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  6. Matt Balzer Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    kelsurprise (View Comment):
    Then to prove just how adept he’s become, all future tweets must be posted as screenshots . . . of needlepoint.

    I’m liking it. He could then sell those needlepoint examples for charity.

    If it works for GWB and his paintings…

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  7. NYLibertarianGuy Inactive
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    James Of England (View Comment):

    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):
    As a gentle reminder, Trump is an effete New York billionaire who has admitted to cheating on his own spouse and fornicating with the wives of other men in print. He is a draft dodger and a liar. I hope you are proud of your ongoing support for this truly immoral person @skipsul.

    A gentle reminder that NYLibertarianGuy voted for a guy who treated his ex-wife terribly (the woman he cheated on her with and his current woman were not persuaded to marry him) and would have gotten it more prominently into print if he’d been able to get into print more. NYLibertarianGuy has been happy to vote for a liar, a drug addict with many other personal flaws.

    I don’t know if he’s proud of his ongoing support for this truly immoral person, but I feel like it’s eccentric for him to throw stones.

    Gary Johnson has many character flaws.  Boasting about his moral failings is not among them.  (Nor are habitual lying and drug addiction.)  I was proud to support Mr. Johnson in the election, but he’s not the President and, in marked contrast to the Trump supporters, I have never closed my eyes to his shortcomings.

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  8. NYLibertarianGuy Inactive
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    skipsul (View Comment):

    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):
    As a gentle reminder, Trump is an effete New York billionaire who has admitted to cheating on his own spouse and fornicating with the wives of other men in print. He is a draft dodger and a liar. I hope you are proud of your ongoing support for this truly immoral person @skipsul.

    As an ungentle reminder:

    You have zero sense of humor and are a scold.

    And now an ungentle warning: Those who comments on posts just to thumb their noses and hurl insults at post authors tend to find themselves suspended.

    I didn’t insult you at all.  If you can identify a CoC violation that I committed, I will happily refrain from doing so in the future.  I think insulting members and threatening to suspend them because they make truthful, if inconvenient, statements of fact is incredibly bad form.  And I think you are letting your pro-Trump leanings affect your role as a “moderator.”

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  9. skipsul Inactive
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    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):
    I hope you are proud of your ongoing support for this truly immoral person

    This is an ad-hominem attack on me personally over a humor piece.

    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):
    And I think you are letting your pro-Trump leanings affect your role as a “moderator.”

    And here you are reading in motivations.  I shall file this with all of the complaints I receive from pro-Trump members about how I am obviously biased against Trump.

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  10. NYLibertarianGuy Inactive
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    skipsul (View Comment):

    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):
    I hope you are proud of your ongoing support for this truly immoral person

    This is an ad-hominem attack on me personally over a humor piece.

    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):
    And I think you are letting your pro-Trump leanings affect your role as a “moderator.”

    And here you are reading in motivations. I shall file this with all of the complaints I receive from pro-Trump members about how I am obviously biased against Trump.

    It is not an ad hominem attack.  I was just expressing a hope.  Like when the President expressed his “hope” that Comey could let Flynn off the hook.

    Don’t know what Trump supporters are saying about you being anti-Trump, but I do know that you are a member of a pro-Trump group on Ricochet.  Kind of undermines your claim of neutrality on the subject.

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  11. MLH Inactive
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    And there goes the thread. . ..

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  12. skipsul Inactive
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    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):
    It is not an ad hominem attack.

    It is.  Now do kindly refrain from commenting here.

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  13. skipsul Inactive
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    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    Michael C. Lukehart (View Comment):

    ZStone (View Comment):
    I bet he’d use only the best gear.

    My gosh, who put this pic together? Someone on acid? This is amazing. I want one to put next to my Bass-O-Matic.

    I’m particularly fond of the suppressor on the bayonet, so that I don’t have to hear the enemy screaming.

    Needs more cowbell.

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  14. skipsul Inactive
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    Matt Balzer (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    kelsurprise (View Comment):
    Then to prove just how adept he’s become, all future tweets must be posted as screenshots . . . of needlepoint.

    I’m liking it. He could then sell those needlepoint examples for charity.

    If it works for GWB and his paintings…

    I’ve seen those and they are, well…  let’s just say I don’t think we should be citing them as examples to follow.

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  15. NYLibertarianGuy Inactive
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    skipsul (View Comment):

    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):
    It is not an ad hominem attack.

    It is. Now do kindly refrain from commenting here.

    It is not, by any definition of the term, an ad hominem attack.  You have no business telling members not to comment on your own posts.

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  16. Arahant Member
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    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):
    You have no business telling members not to comment on your own posts.

    Ooh! Ooh! Can I do it?

    Don’t comment further on this post or any of his posts.

    Or would you prefer a lawyer do this? We have several around here.

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  17. She Member
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    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):

    skipsul (View Comment):

    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):
    I hope you are proud of your ongoing support for this truly immoral person

    This is an ad-hominem attack on me personally over a humor piece.

    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):
    And I think you are letting your pro-Trump leanings affect your role as a “moderator.”

    And here you are reading in motivations. I shall file this with all of the complaints I receive from pro-Trump members about how I am obviously biased against Trump.

    It is not an ad hominem attack. I was just expressing a hope. Like when the President expressed his “hope” that Comey could let Flynn off the hook.

    Don’t know what Trump supporters are saying about you being anti-Trump, but I do know that you are a member of a pro-Trump group on Ricochet. Kind of undermines your claim of neutrality on the subject.

    I shall go on record, once again, as stating that nothing in the terms of my moderator “contract,” in which, as you all know, I receive premium compensation for the service I render, states that I have to check my opinions at the door.

    Amazingly, I think it’s possible to encourage, and display, civility in conversation while still having strongly held views on issues.  Most of the folk, the very great majority of folk, on this site do it quite well, every day.  It’s not even something I have to “hope” for.  They just do.

    I said, most.

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  18. bridget Inactive
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    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):

    skipsul (View Comment):

    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):
    It is not an ad hominem attack.

    It is. Now do kindly refrain from commenting here.

    It is not, by any definition of the term, an ad hominem attack. You have no business telling members not to comment on your own posts.

    So it’s okay for you to say whatever you want on one member’s posts (i.e. comments that they do not feel are conducive to good discussion), but it’s not okay for them to reply to you in ways you dislike (i.e. by asking you to not comment)?

    Thanks quite the double standard.

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  19. NYLibertarianGuy Inactive
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    bridget (View Comment):

    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):

    skipsul (View Comment):

    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):
    It is not an ad hominem attack.

    It is. Now do kindly refrain from commenting here.

    It is not, by any definition of the term, an ad hominem attack. You have no business telling members not to comment on your own posts.

    So it’s okay for you to say whatever you want on one member’s posts (i.e. comments that they do not feel are conducive to good discussion), but it’s not okay for them to reply to you in ways you dislike (i.e. by asking you to not comment)?

    Thanks quite the double standard.

    Not a double standard at all.  I’m not a moderator threatening to suspend members for CoC-compliant posts.

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  20. MLH Inactive
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    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):
    Not a double standard at all. I’m not a moderator threatening to suspend members for CoC-compliant posts.

    Moderators have no suspensory powers. Once there was a member who asked another member to not post on his/her posts. The commenter has complied. It’s not that hard.

    Can we get back to hobbies? Hmm? How about this: IF your candidate was the president what hobby would you think he/she should take up?

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  21. ZStone Inactive
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    MLH (View Comment):

    Can we get back to hobbies? Hmm? How about this: IF your candidate was the president what hobby would you think he/she should take up?

    Tabletop wargaming— all matters political, judicial, and diplomatic are to be settled with cold, hard, plastic dice. Honorable mention for Magic: The Gathering.

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  22. 1967mustangman Inactive
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    MLH (View Comment):

    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):
    Not a double standard at all. I’m not a moderator threatening to suspend members for CoC-compliant posts.

    Moderators have no suspensory powers. Once there was a member who asked another member to not post on his/her posts. The commenter has complied. It’s not that hard.

    Can we get back to hobbies? Hmm? How about this: IF your candidate was the president what hobby would you think he/she should take up?

    In “House of Cards” President Underwood paints civil war figurines and makes battle reconstructions but I think it would be truly epic if we had a President who was into Warhammer and invited his gaming group over to the White House.  Then just for kicks he could invite over a couple of Senators and watch the nerds hand them their behinds.

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  23. Matt Balzer Member
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    ZStone (View Comment):
    Tabletop wargaming— all matters political, judicial, and diplomatic are to be settled with cold, hard, plastic dice. Honorable mention for Magic: The Gathering.

    A tabletop wargamer giving props to Magic? You, as they say, are doin’ it wrong.

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  24. 1967mustangman Inactive
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    ZStone (View Comment):

    MLH (View Comment):

    Can we get back to hobbies? Hmm? How about this: IF your candidate was the president what hobby would you think he/she should take up?

    Tabletop wargaming— all matters political, judicial, and diplomatic are to be settled with cold, hard, plastic dice. Honorable mention for Magic: The Gathering.

    Jinx!

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  25. Matt Balzer Member
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  26. ZStone Inactive
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    Matt Balzer (View Comment):

    A tabletop wargamer giving props to Magic? You, as they say, are doin’ it wrong.

    I long ago made peace with the fact that all the local game shops cater to M:tG vs. tabletop or traditional RPGs… It’s sad, many of them have no stock or very limited stack of things like DnD rule and splat books, and no space to play anything other than card games.

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  27. Matt Balzer Member
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    ZStone (View Comment):

    Matt Balzer (View Comment):

    A tabletop wargamer giving props to Magic? You, as they say, are doin’ it wrong.

    I long ago made peace with the fact that all the local game shops cater to M:tG vs. tabletop or traditional RPGs… It’s sad, many of them have no stock or very limited stack of things like DnD rule and splat books, and no space to play anything other than card games.

    To be fair, that’s what all the players want to play too. Most of the people I know who play Magic you have to work to get them to play any other game at all.

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  28. Boss Mongo Member
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    Strategy?

    Technique?

    Simulated combat?

    Judo!

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  29. Arahant Member
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    Boss Mongo (View Comment):
    Judo!

    Then he could have a bout with Putin.

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  30. MJBubba Member
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    NYLibertarianGuy (View Comment):  …
    …in marked contrast to the Trump supporters, I have never closed my eyes to his shortcomings.

    Only a small portion of the EverTrumps can be said to have closed their eyes to President Trump’s personal character flaws or immoralities.

    The rest of us Trump Supporters, including nearly all the ReluctantTrumps, figure that these are widely known, were brushed aside by American voters in large numbers, and are simply given information.

    We grow weary of the daily tiresome reminders of stuff we have known for a year or two.

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