Two Drink Minimum: Earworms

 

No, not a pest that attacks corn, tomatoes or cotton. The songs that get stuck in your head and play over and over and over. They’re a curse that drives you nuts when they get played on a radio, or at a grocery store, or at the nightmarish Chuck E Cheese ripoff you’ve been dragged to for your nephew’s birthday. Or that a love one sings next to you in a car. The sort of song that makes you want to pick up a baseball bat and register your opposition. This phenomenon is so irritating there’s been a TED talk about it, because that’s the only thing that could make them worse:

There are some terrible songs that qualify:

Terrifying songs too:

And some that are irresistibly catchy songs that make you into a vodka-swilling commie:

What earworm drives you nuts that you want to inflict on the rest of the Ricochetti, and what are you drinking to forget the one you hear now?

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  1. Judge Mental Member
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    I can’t believe no one has included this one…

    • #61
  2. Paul DeRocco Member
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    “1 877 kars 4 kids”

    • #62
  3. Judge Mental Member
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    Paul DeRocco:“1 877 kars 4 kids”

    I’ve never heard that, but it must be awful, because people keep bringing it up.

    • #63
  4. Scott Donohue Member
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    I cannot believe that THIS would be my first post. Lord have mercy on my soul. ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQJjx19sRbs

    • #64
  5. Paul DeRocco Member
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    @umbrafractus: “All Night Long” is an earworm? I think that’s a spectacular, thrilling song, and a great video too. If that gets stuck in my head, that’s fine with me.

    • #65
  6. kylez Member
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    This will be a new one, just looked it up after seeing the Target commercial it’s on again:

    • #66
  7. The Beard of Avon Inactive
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    Da ba dee, da ba die.

    Oooh, this’ll be in my head for weeks.

    • #67
  8. Ball Diamond Ball Member
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    SeaWriter, deep cut or crowd favorite?

    • #68
  9. Ball Diamond Ball Member
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    That TED video was neither explanatory, nor interesting.

    • #69
  10. Ball Diamond Ball Member
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    SeaWriter, “My Little Town”.

    • #70
  11. Marythefifth Inactive
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    Teddy O’Neil. I recommend Maura O’Connel’s version.

    And

    Andrew Klavan’s theme song. Why not just give us Danny Kaye’s version of Everything is Tickety Boo, which is already on my play list?

    • #71
  12. H. Noggin Inactive
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    Absolutely anything Adele sings. Goes on for days.

    • #72
  13. EJHill Podcaster
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    Speaking of which, Richard D. Trentlage has passed, aged 87. That name probably means absolutely nothing to you, but Trentlage was an advertising man and a composer.

    If your ear worm ever started out, “Oh I wish I was an Oscar-Meyer Weiner…” – now you know who to blame.

    • #73
  14. She Member
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    This one.  And, of course, other versions.

    Not that anyone around here ever plays other versions.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBJzdSRrYF4

    • #74
  15. EJHill Podcaster
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    Ball Diamond Ball: That TED video was neither explanatory, nor interesting.

    Which makes it the perfect TED Talk!

    • #75
  16. Mark Camp Member
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    kylez:The Boxer?

    Good try.  A bit later in their careers.  Or his.

    • #76
  17. Mark Camp Member
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    Ball Diamond Ball:SeaWriter, “My Little Town”.

    If this was a contest entry in my name that tune, why,…WE HAVE A WINNER!

    Not just that she couldn’t lose the song.  She just kept hearing one line over and over.  “Nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town”.

    To claim your prize, just sing “I’m comin home I’ve done my time ” 20 times in a row and you should be set for the next two years.

    • #77
  18. Judge Mental Member
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    No discussion of earworms is complete without this…

    • #78
  19. Umbra Fractus Inactive
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    Mark Camp: Not just that she couldn’t lose the song. She just kept hearing one line over and over. “Nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town”.

    That’s worse than a full earworm. I frequently get guitar riffs stuck in a loop and can’t remember which song they belongs to.

    • #79
  20. Linc Wolverton Inactive
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    Delta Dawn

    What’s that flower you’ve got on…

    • #80
  21. Nanda Panjandrum Member
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    Marythefifth:Teddy O’Neil. I recommend Maura O’Connel’s version.

    And

    Andrew Klavan’s theme song. Why not just give us Danny Kaye’s version of Everything is Tickety Boo, which is already on my play list?

    Love Danny Kaye; always cheers me…

    • #81
  22. Dean Murphy Member
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    Umbra Fractus:

    Mark Camp: Not just that she couldn’t lose the song. She just kept hearing one line over and over. “Nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town”.

    That’s worse than a full earworm. I frequently get guitar riffs stuck in a loop and can’t remember which song they belongs to.

    This one bugged me for years:

    Right about the 3 minute mark; the bass riff.

    I would hear it but not know what song it was from.

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  23. Dean Murphy Member
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    Linc Wolverton:Delta Dawn

    What’s that flower you’ve got on…

    could it be a faded rose from days gone by?

    • #83
  24. Eugene Kriegsmann Member
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    When my son was a toddler his favorite little tune was Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, etc. I sang it to him or heard my wife sing it to him so many times that it would come back and haunt me when I was kicking steps up long snow slopes on Mount Rainier or other peaks in the Cascades. I could not get it out of my head. Hours of stepkicking, the most boring exercise in climbing big mountain were accompanied by that ridiculous tune looping through my brain over and over again. More than 30 years later, it still happens when I occasionally go for a climb or a long boring hike.

    • #84
  25. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
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    • #85
  26. lowtech redneck Coolidge
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    Earworm’s are not necessarily bad….

    • #86
  27. Majestyk Member
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    Earworms…

    • #87
  28. Umbra Fractus Inactive
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    Dean Murphy:

    That’s worse than a full earworm. I frequently get guitar riffs stuck in a loop and can’t remember which song they belongs to.

    This one bugged me for years:

    For me it was this one:

    Had the main riff stuck for months.

    • #88
  29. kylez Member
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    I didn’t know Mahoney was on a Cheers episode. Funny too that that clip has that comedy joke trope Rob just mentioned on GLOP.

    • #89
  30. Ball Diamond Ball Member
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    Mark Camp:

    Ball Diamond Ball:SeaWriter, “My Little Town”.

    If this was a contest entry in my name that tune, why,…WE HAVE A WINNER!

    Not just that she couldn’t lose the song. She just kept hearing one line over and over. “Nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town”.

    To claim your prize, just sing “I’m comin home I’ve done my time ” 20 times in a row and you should be set for the next two years.

    Sweet!  I win!  Even had the right line.

    And for some reason, I thought SeaWriter had issued the challenge.

    Odd.

    • #90
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