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Slick Willie’s Last Perp Walk
In what will likely be his final DNC address Bill Clinton delivered a snooze burger of a speech that received blistering eruptions of applause from the scabs in the audience. The man with stamina enough for his self-proclaimed 2000 lovers ( most after he took his sweet bride across the aisle) seemed as droning and foggy as a roofed intern despite the Pavlovian media’s cholinergic drool fest over his pleas for his devoted queen. With the pallor of 5 decades of substance abuse, the hoarseness of a Brenda Vaccaro Playtex tampon ad, and the awareness of a man with too many hours on cardiac bypass, old scratch had his way one final time with the bovine spongiform encephalopathic journalists desperate to elect their mad cow.
Barring a Clinton victory and evading Cialis toxicity, we may have just seen the media’s final roll in the hay with Slick Wille. It’s always been a sexual thing with him and the media. The women reporters would adore servicing the man who kept baby killing smooth and the liberal beta male crack pundits would probably join in the copulatory heap too if ordered by their alpha female polyandric democratic sycophantic darlings.
I think he’s done and he knows it. His bad brand is about to get far more tainted in the coming months, so tonight was the hail to the thief moment. The penicillin resistant syphlitic political criminal king of all time likely had his swan song. The loyalists gave it an A+ and Bill left the stage a hero instead of dragging behind him the silent reproach of a million tear stained eyes.
Well the old scoundrel has had a good run at our expense. He’s had one of the greatest Faustian ( or is that Faustained) adventures of all time, all the while in the public eye. The audacity of unbridled hedonism and corruption, largely unreported, barely discussed in polite company, marks him as the greatest political rogue of modern times. The former president likely will be smiling all the way down his express elevator to hell because he beat us all. We let him. Well played sir.
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A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
You’re sweet hon but this isn’t going anywhere except in my files of funny stuff I wrote when drunk.
Haha
Well I went to LSU. Geaux Tigers.
Oh, man!
*chuckling*
@docjay; about six ounces of Jameson and voila! … MainFeed!
Darn. I used to think a @docjay thread was like the PIT. I could say just about anything. Oops.
This is making me sad.
i want one more perp walk; with a raincoat over his head and a Federal marshal at each elbow.
I lust this sentence.
“If she ain’t good enough for her family, she ain’t good enough for ours!”
I knew there was a reason I liked that stuff.
Can’t believe we still have to deal with the Mother Of All Liars. I still wish we’d let him hang on the gallows rather than gone through the mock execution that was impeachment.
“We let him.” Truth can be brutal.
In Jameson veritas. Thank you for the great laugh Looking forward to your analysis of Hillary’s speech tonight.
FAN-tastic DocJay…you’ve exhausted the thesaurus with this. And it was wonderful. And you’re right. Sadly.
It only took six ounces of Jameson to produce this gem? That’s cheap!
The Doctor has performed an evisceration here.
No clue how this ended up front but I suspect the folks in the PIT did it.
As far as alcohol amount and writing, it’s kind of similar to being intimate with one’s spouse when she’s imbibing. There’s a fine line between really good and nothing.
I’ve been longing for that for years. A perp walk for any one of them, I mean just one! A Bill or Hillary perp walk. Or Lois Lerner. So many to choose from. I think the sight of one of these despicable criminals finally paying for what they’ve done would do wonders for healing the country. Maybe we wouldn’t even have had Trump.
Hillary losing may be the best we get unless Clinton Cash issues get leaked to the main stream.
There’s a Pulitzer in all this for someone, if only one, just one journalist would take it on. But then, who wants to be found dead of mysterious causes?
Great Pink Floyd reference. Yeah I caught it.
You have a way with words.
Just for you Doc:
The person who told me this was my brother whom I shared this article by DocJay and his response:
“I’d jump on you for stealing the DNA line, which I stole from somebody else, but the comebacks are just too funny.”
I almost liked the comment from @flaggtaylor in #43 but on further reflection I refuse to allow the thought that the dirtbag Bill Clinton has beaten me. Like so many who crave power, he has let it destroy him. He must continue to lie to get the adulation he craves, and he must continue to live a lie to pay the debt that he owes to Herself for her years of lies. They are despicable people. They are doing their best to ruin this great country of ours. I must love them (will their good) but I have no obligation to like them or admire them, for they stand for nothing that I know to be true, good, or beautiful.
Wow, that is Andrew Klavan-level writing, Doc. Excellent work!