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What Illegal Substance Do You Crave?
The Federal Government has, for quite a long time, banned the sale or importation of a very wide range of products. Having never had access to those products, most Americans don’t know what they are missing. But they are a loss nevertheless.
I wrote this post to find out what I am missing. But I can start by sharing an example or two of what Americans lack, courtesy of a stupid federal bureaucracy:
Toothpaste. Yes, I wrote about this before. I now smuggle Sensodyne with Novamin into the US from the UK. My dentist “cleanings” are now perfunctory and painless; no plaque or tartar buildup or cavities since I started using this toothpaste with a good electric toothbrush. I am not alone. But, thanks to the FDA’s decision to treat toothpaste as a drug, innovation has been stifled. You cannot buy Sensodyne with Novamin in the United States. Thanks, Uncle Sam.
Indian/Pakistani Mangoes. These are a taste explosion. You can smell them from across the room… sweet, fragrant, complex.. just an amazing fruit. Sliced thin on salmon, or included with whipped cream in crepes, these mangoes are the most decadent fruits I have ever tasted. They are not, however, legal for import into the United States. The block is, I think, a legacy of the early 1930s-era regulations intended to protect American crops from foreign pests. It is the same reason why there are thousands of potato varieties for sale in Peru, but only a handful in the United States.
Mangoes, of course, seem unimportant in the grand scheme of things. But I think that toothpaste and mangoes are good examples of how Americans are denied, by virtue of silly and overbearing federal government – and not even as a result of the Obama years. Blackcurrants, for example, were banned and exterminated in the US in the early 20th century, and are only now starting to make a comeback.
Is there some foreign treat that I really should try next time I am overseas? Much more importantly: I am sure there must be some drugs available overseas that would be lifesavers to Americans… does anyone know about them?
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In addition to Kinder Eggs I would also like to import a Mom who will let me eat Kinder Eggs for breakfast!
That just proves my point – that’s a document from before GSK bought Novamin, and in the document the FDA classifies Novamin as a class I medical device (same category as dental floss), meaning it could be sold OTC.
So the FDA said it was safe as an OTC product, then GSK bought the rights, and suddenly it gets pulled. Maybe the FDA is involved, but so far I don’t see any direct evidence.
Don’t recall. I just know it worked — really well. Not a buzz, just the throat pain went away.
One of the best, most practical pro-freedom posts I have read in a while! The proof is that I followed an Amazon link for Sensodyne with Novamin only to discover they were out of stock.
ok, so with regards to soap…
it’s not a safety risk to human beings, so I absolutely should go down to the hardware store, purchase some of the stuff, and start enjoying cleanliness once again, correct?
I mean, if California thought I’d be growing a third leg, I’d still be skeptical, since that seems to be their position on … well, virtually everything. But at least I’d have a reason for further research. Where, with “biodiversity,” um…. yeah, [expletive] that.
Vegemite is available in the US. Easier still, I’ve ordered it through Amazon. I agree with you about Marmite. I don’t know why, but it is incredibly nasty tasting compared to Vegemite, which is just essential umami. In small quantities, of course.
https://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Avegemite%20kraft
Absolutely. I’ve been using TSP for a while now and I’m not dead yet.
My hair has fallen out but that’s unrelated. I think. I mean, my dad went bald too but then his detergents had phosphates in them too…
My house and garage are full of stuff known to the State of California to cause cancer.
That was just how I put them together, Mendel.
You ain’t a menace unless you’re making spinach wine.
Or putting it on pizza?
Huh?
Novamin is a trade name for calcium sodium phosphosilicate:
Wiki:
Just so. The FDA kills people to save them from the potentially side effects of new drugs.
And burns down the village to save it.
I understand research is proven to cause cancer.
I can’t prove causation, but there’s a 100% correlation between breathing and death. We may want to start some sort of government study in order to determine if this correlation can be determined to be causation and if so draft regulations to prevent breathing. Maybe we should draft regulations right now to be safe.
Don’t confuse cause with effect! The actual carcinogen, responsible for all aging, is the Big O: Oxygen. Get rid of that, we’ll be sorted.
Should have added this:
/sarc
Gas cans that will actually pour. There is a solution for your (ahem) water jug:
https://amazon.com/gp/product/B00CYNDNM8
Well, I am coming home, but unfortunately I am not one of those mothers.
While not illegal, the discontinued Pepperidge Farm Molasses crisp. Can’t figure out why they would quit selling them…. https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1356&dat=20021211&id=oHAxAAAAIBAJ&sjid=1wgEAAAAIBAJ&pg=2609,6150560&hl=en
I have a relative that is a doc in rural Illinois. He always jokes that he is going to start a lucrative illegal business doing just that.
Add your own. (Make sure it’s the red box.)
It’s only unfortunate for Girl Friday; your kids are fortunate though!
I don’t have problems getting my clothes clean.
At least, I don’t think I do.
You can buy dental products in the UK? . . . Really?
Albuterol Sulfate; the most common asthma medication. Millions of people (including me) need it to stay alive (or at least out of the hospital), but it’s a prescription drug because it’s *hypothetically* possible to get high and kill yourself with it. Not statistically speaking that anyone does; but it’s remotely possible. So it’s expensive, prescribed in limited doses, and not sold over the counter.
Not being in California, I’ve always laughed at those labels. “This product contains substances known to the State of California to be carcinogenic,” etc. Not known to other people, apparently, but just to California. Considering how many things ingested in the proper amounts can cause harm, I’m surprised there’s anything left without a label from the state of California covering its rear end.
Doesn’t that frost your glasses, though?
Clear as crystal!