Gamma Male Hipsters for Hillary

 

This is apparently a real, genuine Hillary campaign pitch; not a parody of what a desperately corrupt and out of touch elderly Democrat might do to reach out to what her advisors tell her is a critical voting demographic.

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UPDATE: Oh, dear… beware the perils of stock images.

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Update: The Hillary campaign is disavowing the ad; I guess we’ll just have to trust her that she would own up to an embarrassing mistake.

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  1. Scott Wilmot Member
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    Bob Laing: In response to your comment above, and assuming you aren’t wearing a beard for religious or practical reasons, I think a beard is more akin to a push-up bra than it is to the underlying breasts. An enhancement that is sometimes used to cover up insecurities.

    Easy there, partner.

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  2. Randy Weivoda Moderator
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    thelonious:Do real men use hair gel?

    I do, but I’ve never claimed to be a real man.

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  3. Bob Laing Member
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    Scott Wilmot:

    Bob Laing: In response to your comment above, and assuming you aren’t wearing a beard for religious or practical reasons, I think a beard is more akin to a push-up bra than it is to the underlying breasts. An enhancement that is sometimes used to cover up insecurities.

    Easy there, partner.

    My use of sometimes was meant to specifically exclude people such as yourself! I swear!

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  4. Guruforhire Inactive
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    beardreavement1_sm

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  5. Midget Faded Rattlesnake Member
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    Bob Laing:

    Midget Faded Rattlesnake:

    The Pimpernel: The beard thing on hipsters like the one I saw working as a bagger at a certain warehouse supermarket/home improvement store, I think is an affectation of masculinity…

    I had not thought to consider beards just an affectation of masculinity, any more than I would have considered armpit hair an affectation of adulthood, or breasts an affectation of femininity. Beards are naturally-occurring. That said, I suppose anything can be styled to look more affected than not.

    Beards are strange. They are less work than shaving, but require more commitment. In the age of disposable razors, I’d say it’s harder to have a beard than it is to be clean shaven.

    In response to your comment above, and assuming you aren’t wearing a beard for religious or practical reasons, I think a beard is more akin to a push-up bra than it is to the underlying breasts. An enhancement that is sometimes used to cover up insecurities.

    It would be awesome if women could sprout push-up bras merely by not shaving them off!

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  6. Front Seat Cat Member
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    All I can say is yuk!!! Saturday Night Live could have a field day with that one…..or the ISIS recruiters…they may photoshop his head…

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  7. 9thDistrictNeighbor Member
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    Front Seat Cat:All I can say is yuk!!! Saturday Night Live could have a field day with that one…..or the ISIS recruiters…they may photoshop his head…

    Naw…real ISIS recruiters would remove his head.

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  8. Pseudodionysius Inactive
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    When I launch my revival of an ancient military order and march into the Holy Land I don’t anyone grabbing extraneous facial hair while they  leap to their death off the nearest cliff.

    Remember kids: there’s two ways to remove a beard and one of them is to shave.

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  9. Midget Faded Rattlesnake Member
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    Pseudodionysius: Remember kids: there’s two ways to remove a beard and one of them is to shave.

    Only two? Men are so unimaginative!

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  10. Pseudodionysius Inactive
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    Midget Faded Rattlesnake:

    Pseudodionysius: Remember kids: there’s two ways to remove a beard and one of them is to shave.

    Only two? Men are so unimaginative!

    I forgot flame thrower.

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  11. Ball Diamond Ball Member
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    Could this guy try any harder to look like US troops just dragged him out of a spider hole?

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  12. Owen Findy Inactive
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    What in blue blazes!?!?

    “Gamma male”?  GAHHHH!!!  I cannot keep up with the farkakte memes!

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  13. Midget Faded Rattlesnake Member
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    Austin Murrey:

    thelonious:

    Do real men use hair gel?

    The testosterone surging through us makes us bald, so no.

    That is what I always told my husband. It’s disheartening to read, therefore, that there’s new evidence amassing suggesting it isn’t true :-(

    Well, my husband will always be bald because of his testosterone.

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  14. Midget Faded Rattlesnake Member
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    Ball Diamond Ball:Could this guy try any harder to look like US troops just dragged him out of a spider hole?

    Did not know spider holes contained that much mascara!

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  15. Austin Murrey Inactive
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    Midget Faded Rattlesnake:

    Austin Murrey:

    thelonious:

    Do real men use hair gel?

    The testosterone surging through us makes us bald, so no.

    That is what I always told my husband. It’s disheartening to read, therefore, that there’s new evidence amassing suggesting it isn’t true :-(

    Well, my husband will always be bald because of his testosterone.

    Sounds like lies from the hair lobby. They’ve been out to get us since we put two of our own up in the 1952 election.

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  16. Fake John/Jane Galt Coolidge
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    Midget Faded Rattlesnake:

    Austin Murrey:

    thelonious:

    Do real men use hair gel?

    The testosterone surging through us makes us bald, so no.

    That is what I always told my husband. It’s disheartening to read, therefore, that there’s new evidence amassing suggesting it isn’t true :-(

    Well, my husband will always be bald because of his testosterone.

    My father always told me that any man can grow hair on his head but it took a real one to keep it wore off.  Something about headboards?

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  17. jeannebodine Member
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    Uh oh. Just got my mail today and look what was in it. She’s being cheated on again. How can we trust her to keep our country if she can’t even keep her man?

    hesnotwithher

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  18. Pseudodionysius Inactive
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    In homage to Islamic Rage Boy does this fellow become Tattoo Syphillis Boy?

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  19. thelonious Member
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    Pseudodionysius:In homage to Islamic Rage Boy does this fellow become Tattoo Syphillis Boy?

    A general rule of thumb.  More tats = more stds.

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  20. The Pimpernel Inactive
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    Midget Faded Rattlesnake:

    I had not thought to consider beards just an affectation of masculinity, any more than I would have considered armpit hair an affectation of adulthood, or breasts an affectation of femininity. Beards are naturally-occurring. That said, I suppose anything can be styled to look more affected than not.

    Sure, but as we slide down the “masculinity index” (which is a cruller not a ring) gamma males need to affect a more masculine posture as a survival mechanism, like a katydid looking like a leaf…or a walking stick…

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  21. Owen Findy Inactive
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    The Pimpernel: Sure, but as we slide down the “masculinity index” (which is a cruller not a ring) gamma males need to affect a more masculine posture as a survival mechanism

    I suppose I’m going to have to take up strutting, again….

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  22. The Pimpernel Inactive
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    Owen Findy: I suppose I’m going to have to take up strutting, again….

    I prefer a cyclical forward and back motion while remaining in place. Only when I see a shadow overhead of course.

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  23. Owen Findy Inactive
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    The Pimpernel: I prefer a cyclical forward and back motion while remaining in place. Only when I see a shadow overhead of course.

    Your wit far exceeds mine, sir!  LUVVIN’ the image.

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