Who’s on Your Airing of Grievances List?

 

castanzaToday is Christmas Eve eve, which means it’s time to enjoy Frank Costanza’s Festivus, an annual tradition when we participate in the “Airing of Grievances.” This is a special day to skewer those deserving of our ire.

Many folks are on my list, from politicians, journalists and celebrities to my neighbor upwind of me who partakes in the “herb.”

I will start the list with Terry Fine. Terry is a professor at University of Central Florida who wrote an article suggesting Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, or even Happy Holidays is “exclusionary.” Instead, Terry wants us to greet each other with “Happy Federal Holiday.” Because guv’ment is our true religion, amirite?

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I would suggest that we take a new approach that observes “the holidays” we all have on our calendars, no matter our religion.

My friends and I wish each other a “Happy Federal Holiday.”

Most everyone is included and no one is excluded no matter their religious beliefs or practices. The banks are closed, along with post offices, local, state and federal government offices, and state institutions such as UCF. As long as we live in the United States, these federal and state holidays impact us equally so we might as well celebrate them equally, too.

Obviously the force stupid is strong with this one. If Terry was just some random blogger, it would be laughable. However, the fact she is a political science professor molding the minds of Orlando’s yutes distinguishes her to be on my list of people worthy of grievances.

Imagine the carols sung at Professor Fines annual Federal Holiday party:

Good tidings we bring
To you and any non-gender specific thing,
We wish you a Happy Federal Holiday
And a Happy New Anytime You Wish to Be in this Space/Time Continuum

Merry Christmas Terry!

What/who are on your airing of grievances?

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  1. Man With the Axe Inactive
    Man With the Axe
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    Cat III:

    Man With the Axe:It is pointless to argue about who will be remembered in 100 or 1,000 years. That is not the only measure of greatness. But if you insist, I’ll put my money where my mouth is. I will bet you $10,000 that 1,000 years from today Stephen Curry will be more famous than Churchill.

    At this rate, in a millennium 10,000 US dollars will be worth a slice of bread. But don’t worry, it will be a really good slice of bread.

    Well, not that good.

    That’s why I’m willing to make that bet. :)

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  2. Randy Webster Inactive
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    Man With the Axe: Now, I think you are being a bit unfair to accuse me of equating these two. I’m only talking about fame. Fame for statesmen is fleeting, just as it is for athletes. My $10,000 bet is still on offer.

    True.  You weren’t supposed to notice.

    The only one whose name I recognize is Sobieski, who saved Christendom at Vienna.

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  3. EThompson Member
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    Mike LaRoche:

    EThompson:

    Randy Webster:

    Man With the Axe:

    Randy Webster:

    Man With the Axe: Do you know who Jim Thorpe was? Do you know who Jesse Owens was? Do you know who Babe Ruth was?

    I note that none of them were roundballers.

    Professional basketball hasn’t been around that long. Give it time.

    No one will notice who Paul Ryan was in 100 years. People will remember Churchill for a thousand.

    But they couldn’t have predicted that when Churchill was 27 years old.

    Yes they could. He’d already been a lancer at Omdurban, and walked out of South Africa in the Boer war.

    It’s going to get worse for your boy. When there are 100 years of roundball history, there will have been many wonderboys.

    West, Russell, Robertson, Chamberlain, Abdul-Jabar, Magic, Bird, Duncan, and Shaq still stand out along with Jordan. Lebron will too. Hopefully, his former teammate in Miami D-Wade will as well.

    Kobe could have but we’re all sick of him already.

    Kawhi Leonard may eventually join that list. We shall see.

    I can’t quite believe it but I failed to mention Julius Erving who invented the dunk.

    (Head hung in shame.)

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  4. Jim Kearney Member
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    Man With the Axe: “Curb Your Enthusiasm” is arguably even better

    I won’t argue individual taste, and I liked Curb … at least before Larry took in the Katrina refugees. Still, conservatives best remember the series for one particular scene.

    By some circumstance Larry’s wife had granted him one free incidence of sex outside their marriage within a particular time frame. After a series of unsuccessful attempts, time was running out on the offer when an attractive starlet showed interest.

    Larry was just about to consummate the act, when in her room he spied the one image in front of which he could not perform …

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