Lefty Economics and Paper Towels

 

dispenserThe government, always keen to save some of your tax dollars, has done something intriguing at my workplace. Recently, the janitorial contractors have been busy replacing the old paper towel dispensers in bathrooms with new fancy dispensers that magically spit out dead trees at the wave of a hand. Unlike the old dispensers – where people would just grab a wad of towels, dry their hands, and throw away many unused pieces – the new ones provide only what is needed. Or so it would seem.

These technological marvels of dispensation can be set to produce a specific amount of paper per wave of hand. In one building where I work, the janitor did the smart thing and set the length to an adequate level, about 12 inches. This was all fine and dandy until some manager came along and determined that the machine functioned too efficiently, so he limited the distribution by a couple of inches. Now the paper dispensed is inadequate to perform the job, so everyone waves their hand a second time in front of the sensor for a second towel. In the hope of saving two inches of paper per use, this ignoramus managed to raise the average use to 20 inches.

This is, to me, a perfect example of the left’s view of economics: intentions matter, results be damned.

 

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  1. Phil Inactive
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    Well put in regard to paper towels KP!

    A few years back in California I first encountered another nonsense that parallels the automated paper towel rationing machine — the urinal that doesn’t flush. It is a disgusting innovation that takes me back to the outhouses of my Oklahoma roots. Rather than a quick flush that tidies up and eliminates odor this restroom innovation depends on the force of gravity to move urine down the drain path. This innovation appears to have now swept the country.

    Please, oh, please Lord. Can we again have the freedom to be blessed with modern hygeine and to dry our hands in peace?!?!?!!!!

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  2. Metalheaddoc Member
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    I hate the bathrooms that have only a hot air dryer cuz sometimes I have to blow my nose and I have to retreat to a stall to grab some TP. I like having both options.

    I usually wear black pants, so I have the option of shake then pat dry on my pants with nobody noticing.

    Once, I was stupidly waving at the paper towel dispenser to no effect. Then I realized it wasn’t an automatic one.

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  3. profdlp Inactive
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    Actual conversation I just made up:

    Tree-Hugging Do-Gooder:  We need to save the trees!

    Low-Level Bureaucrat:  OK, we’ll install automatic paper towel dispensers so people won’t take two or three sheets.

    The Commissar:  Give them shorter sheets – it’s part of the five-year plan.

    We The People:  Shine that!  We’ll just wave our hands around like Bob Fosse doing the Jazz Hands thing and get what we need.

    Voice Of Reason:  Maybe we should just make the sheets longer.

    Hillary Clinton:  WE WILL NOT GO BACK TO THE FAILED POLICIES OF THE PAST WHICH GOT US INTO THIS MESS!

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  4. Pony Convertible Inactive
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    Man With the Axe:

    Pony Convertible:

    Man With the Axe:The wasteful paper towels should be replaced by law with hot air blowers that are more sanitary and are great at drying your face.

    Where I work, we have a paper towel dispenser right next to hot air blowers. We are free to choose which we want to use. I can’t speak for the ladies, but in 14 years I have never heard the hot air blowers turn on in the Men’s room. Really, not once. So, there is little doubt which is preferred by men.

    Is saving trees, which is a renewable resource, a good reason to create a law requiring people to use something they consider less desirable? Not in my world.

    Since you don’t approve of my first demand for a new law to require that people do the right thing for the environment, than I’m going to suggest a law prohibiting the installation of any and all drying materials and a mandate that everyone must dry hir hands on hir pants or dress as the case may be (gender neutral pronouns were used so as not to offend anyone who doesn’t know which restroom ze is supposed to go into).

    Why do you think at coal powered hot air dryer is better for the environment than using a renewable resource to dry your hands?

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  5. Man With the Axe Inactive
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    Pony Convertible: Why do you think at coal powered hot air dryer is better for the environment than using a renewable resource to dry your hands?

    I like coal.

    Actually, both of my posts on this subject were meant to be tongue in cheek. See #36. I guess I need to ramp up the absurdity to make my tone clearer.

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  6. Ontheleftcoast Inactive
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    Owen Findy:

    Banjo: I don’t have it in me to look for the follow-up TED talk on toilet paper usage.

    I don’t know if she did a TED talk, but didn’t Sheryl Crow settle that matter by admonishing us all to make do (I’m laughing because I surprised mySELF with this pun) with one square?

    She did indeed. I don’t see why the paper towel optical sensors couldn’t be used for toilet paper, too…..

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  7. RightAngles Member
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    kelsurprise:

    Back in the ’90′s, my super informed us that NY Law required his replacing our toilet with a “more efficient” model.

    While our “inefficient” model had never required more than a single flush, the “new and improved” tank often took anywhere from 2-4 flushes, for even the most uneventful visits to the loo.

    … You’d think they’d be eager to let us know how right they were . . . if they were.

    Well they weren’t right.  I was just going to post this same thing till I read yours. We built a new house in 2001. Our builder installed the new “water conservation” toilets in all our bathrooms. I already knew they were inefficient, and I told him to give me normal ones, but he said they weren’t allowed to install anything but the new ones anymore. It is completely absurd. Not to mention what it does to your water bill, and did I mention Texas is in a years-long drought and we have water restrictions. They should change it to Leftwing Stupid Ideas Restrictions.

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  8. donald todd Inactive
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    Man With the Axe:

    Western Chauvinist:

    Man With the Axe:The wasteful paper towels should be replaced by law with hot air blowers that are more sanitary and are great at drying your face.

    Not true!! They’ve been shown to be worse at spreading germs, as they pull the air up off the floor — of a public restroom — and deposit the little microbial mothers on your hands! Or, in your case, on your face (Dude??).

    You know I was kidding, right? Ever try to dry your face with a hot air hand dryer?

    I heard a Democrat give a speech.  Does that count?

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