Groucho Marx for SecDef

 

191px-Groucho_MarxSo, Chuck Hagel is out; pushed, it appears. Who should replace him? Who can? Here’s the problem: The only ones who survive in the Obama administration are political hacks with personal ties to the President. This generates a Catch-22: two of them, actually.

The first is public. Anyone with the potential to get anything done will be a hack. Conversely, anyone with the potential to get anything good done will be stymied. We’ve already been warned by Bob Gates and Leon Panetta. There’s no way for the public to come out ahead.

The second is personal. Imagine that you are someone competent, say, Michèle Fluornoy. Taking this job would be reputational and professional suicide, because it’s only a matter of time before Obama throws you under the bus. So anyone willing to take the job can’t be all that smart and competent to begin with.

It reminds me of Groucho Marx and the country club. If this administration wants someone as a member, we shouldn’t want that person to join.

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  1. Son of Spengler Member
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    Son of Spengler: Imagine that you are someone competent, say, Michèle Fluornoy. Taking this job would be reputational and professional suicide, because it’s only a matter of time before Obama throws you under the bus. So anyone willing to take the job can’t be all that smart and competent to begin with.

    All is proceeding as I have foreseen:

    Flournoy, the co-founder and CEO of the Center for a New American Security (CNAS), a think tank that has served as a farm league for future Obama administration officials, would have been the first female secretary of defense had she risen to the position.

    But in a letter Tuesday to members of the CNAS board of directors, Flournoy said she would remain in her post at the think tank and asked Obama to take her out of consideration to be the next secretary of defense. Flournoy told the board members that family considerations helped drive her decision.

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  2. Kay of MT Inactive
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    Daniel Frank: You’re not laughing. Why aren’t you laughing?

    Because the reality of that is terrifying!

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  3. Stad Coolidge
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    Well, if potential SecDef nominees keep dropping out, then I will put my name into play.

    Yes, I will gladly accept the role of Secretary of Defense under an Obama presidency – just long enough to stage a coup . . .

    I would use the military to remove Obama from office, and ensure Vice President Biden is sworn in as President.

    I know, I know . . . Biden?  But let’s face it.  He’s so incompetent, he cannot possibly do the damage that Obama could in his last two years in office.  In addition, he wouldn’t know what to do with the nuclear football if the admiral carrying it hiked it to him.  Maybe Biden would tell Holder “Go deep for the bomb.  I know you people can catch those passes.  I saw Beckham!”

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  4. Paul A. Rahe Member
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    Roberto:

    Son of Spengler:Here’s an idea: Obama could host a reality show, like Survivor, or Top Chef, or The Apprentice. The Nominee? Celebrity SecDef? I’m sure it would generate the best ratings C-SPAN ever had.

    It is not exactly choosing representatives at random from a phone book but probably as close as we could get and the odds of getting a qualified SecDef would probably be higher than whatever process is currently being used to vet candidates.

    As for myself I am seeing Flournoy as more of a lock by the hour.

    Former Defense Department official Michele Flournoy, who is considered to be on a short list to replace outgoing Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel, attacked Mitt Romney during the 2012 presidential campaign for recognizing that the decision to withdraw troops from Iraq in 2011 was a “tragic” mistake.

    “Governor Romney called the ending of the Iraq War and the bringing of our troops home ‘tragic,’ which is really hard to understand,” Flournoy recited for an Obama campaign video in October 2012. “He wanted to keep our troops there longer, tens of thousands of them.”

    I imagine the President would be very appreciative of this type of cheerleading at the moment. Having the SecDef defending the pull out in light of the rise of ISIS may be exactly what he is looking for right now.

    If she is nominated they should show the video and ask her on national TV to say whether she still thinks as she did then.

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  5. Roberto Inactive
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    Jordan Wiegand: It seems that anyone who might have a different idea or disagree with the administration on any substantive manner is quickly given the axe, and especially in the DoD.

    DuffelBlog had a rather amusing take on that note:

    It is with profound and sad joy that I am announcing the departure of the last dissenting voice from my cabinet, Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel. Now, we all know Chuck. I brought him on back in 2012 to replace Leon Panetta, who kept recommending plausible strategies and effective budgets.

    Now let me be clear: I respect disagreement, but I will not tolerate it in my cabinet. So, during our retreat with honor from Iraq and Afghanistan, former-Sen. Hagel stepped in to provide critical leadership.

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  6. user_82762 Inactive
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    Son,

    I think Obama should go for someone from the academic world. Someone with character, someone who would understand the inner workings of the Pentagon, strategy, tactics, everything.

    …..hmmmmmm…yes I have the perfect candidate.

    Regards,

    Jim

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  7. Carey J. Inactive
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    James Gawron:Son,

    I think Obama should go for someone from the academic world. Someone with character, someone who would understand the inner workings of the Pentagon, strategy, tactics, everything.

    …..hmmmmmm…yes I have the perfect candidate.

    Regards,

    Jim

    Here’s another example of why Groucho would be a good fit for Obama’s SecDef.

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  8. user_82762 Inactive
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    Carey J.:

    James Gawron:Son,

    I think Obama should go for someone from the academic world. Someone with character, someone who would understand the inner workings of the Pentagon, strategy, tactics, everything.

    …..hmmmmmm…yes I have the perfect candidate.

    Regards,

    Jim

    Here’s another example of why Groucho would be a good fit for Obama’s SecDef.

    Carey,

    In the final part of my clip Groucho tells Chico & Harpo that instead of paying them $1,000 for the ice he could hire an Eskimo for $100 and make his own ice. This tells you that Groucho could handle the military procurement problem with ease.

    I always get my man.

    Regards.

    Jim

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  9. Stad Coolidge
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    Misthiocracy:

    Son of Spengler: The second is personal. Imagine that you are someone competent — say, Michelle Fluornoy. Taking this job would be reputational and professional suicide, because it’s only a matter of time before Obama throws you under the bus. So anyone willing to take the job can’t be all that smart and competent to begin with.

    Sounds familiar:

    I heartily recommend the “Yes, Minister” and “Yes, Prime Minister” series.  Although the British system of government is different from ours, the motivations and bureaucratic manipulations of the individuals involved are exactly the same.

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