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Groucho Marx for SecDef
So, Chuck Hagel is out; pushed, it appears. Who should replace him? Who can? Here’s the problem: The only ones who survive in the Obama administration are political hacks with personal ties to the President. This generates a Catch-22: two of them, actually.
The first is public. Anyone with the potential to get anything done will be a hack. Conversely, anyone with the potential to get anything good done will be stymied. We’ve already been warned by Bob Gates and Leon Panetta. There’s no way for the public to come out ahead.
The second is personal. Imagine that you are someone competent, say, Michèle Fluornoy. Taking this job would be reputational and professional suicide, because it’s only a matter of time before Obama throws you under the bus. So anyone willing to take the job can’t be all that smart and competent to begin with.
It reminds me of Groucho Marx and the country club. If this administration wants someone as a member, we shouldn’t want that person to join.
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All is proceeding as I have foreseen:
Because the reality of that is terrifying!
Well, if potential SecDef nominees keep dropping out, then I will put my name into play.
Yes, I will gladly accept the role of Secretary of Defense under an Obama presidency – just long enough to stage a coup . . .
I would use the military to remove Obama from office, and ensure Vice President Biden is sworn in as President.
I know, I know . . . Biden? But let’s face it. He’s so incompetent, he cannot possibly do the damage that Obama could in his last two years in office. In addition, he wouldn’t know what to do with the nuclear football if the admiral carrying it hiked it to him. Maybe Biden would tell Holder “Go deep for the bomb. I know you people can catch those passes. I saw Beckham!”
If she is nominated they should show the video and ask her on national TV to say whether she still thinks as she did then.
DuffelBlog had a rather amusing take on that note:
Son,
I think Obama should go for someone from the academic world. Someone with character, someone who would understand the inner workings of the Pentagon, strategy, tactics, everything.
…..hmmmmmm…yes I have the perfect candidate.
Regards,
Jim
Here’s another example of why Groucho would be a good fit for Obama’s SecDef.
Carey,
In the final part of my clip Groucho tells Chico & Harpo that instead of paying them $1,000 for the ice he could hire an Eskimo for $100 and make his own ice. This tells you that Groucho could handle the military procurement problem with ease.
I always get my man.
Regards.
Jim
I heartily recommend the “Yes, Minister” and “Yes, Prime Minister” series. Although the British system of government is different from ours, the motivations and bureaucratic manipulations of the individuals involved are exactly the same.