Ridiculous Liberal Euphemisms We Accept

 

It has always irked me how liberals control the language of our national “debates.” They are able to do so primarily because they control the bulk of the MSM. A secondary reason, however, is the fact that we conservatives mindlessly end up parroting their ridiculous euphemisms and adopting their vocabulary.

Here are some examples, along with what I think we conservatives should be using in their place. We need to refer to these concepts in a simple, truthful way. Doing so will reveal how the left’s words belie their true meanings.

I know I’m just scratching the surface. Give us your list of the most notorious terms the left uses and what you believe are their correct replacements.

Pro-Choice = Pro-Abortion

War on Women = Forcing others to pay for your birth control

Undocumented worker/American = Illegal alien

Would-Be Americans = Illegal alien

Single-Payer System or Public Option = Government-Run Healthcare

Fetus = Baby to be aborted

Overseas Contingency Operations = War on Terror

Affirmative Action = Opportunities for those who don’t deserve them

Border adjustment mechanisms = Tariffs

Man-Caused Disaster = Terrorism

Workplace Violence = Terrorism at Fort Hood

Raising money = Taxes

Giveaway for the wealthy = Tax cut

Fees = Taxes

Investment = Government spending

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  1. Cow Girl Thatcher
    Cow Girl
    @CowGirl

    –Knotwise, the Poet: white privilege/check your privilege = Shut up, cracker!

    In my profession (teacher), “privileged” is used now to refer to students who have parents who actually care for them, feed them, talk to them, and provide a stable home. You know, the bottom-line things that “parent” actually means.

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  2. reidspoorhouse Inactive
    reidspoorhouse
    @reidspoorhouse

    Misspoke=lie  I would love the politician or liberal who uses “Sorry I lied about that!”
    Women’s Healthcare = abortion

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  3. Goddess of Discord Member
    Goddess of Discord
    @GoddessofDiscord

    ctlaw:

    Diversity = leftist political spoils system distribution of preferences without regard to actual diversity

     Or ability

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  4. Goddess of Discord Member
    Goddess of Discord
    @GoddessofDiscord

    RushBabe49:

    Gay = Homosexual. I have decided never to use “gay” in any context. My niece is homosexual. “Making a mistake”=doing something wrong and getting caught. The majority of politicians of both parties who get caught, in their “apologies” nearly always say that they made mistakes. Fairness: We instead of You get to decide who gets what in society.

     Gay will be pejorative within 15 years.

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  5. user_615140 Inactive
    user_615140
    @StephenHall

    My bugbear is the now almost-universal habit, on left and right, of using the phrase “the prophet Mohammed”. Unless you believe he was indeed a prophet (which will make you a Muslim) you should not use it. You most certainly should not use it if you are a Christian or a Jew.

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  6. J Flei Inactive
    J Flei
    @Solon

    Ending wars = retreat 
    Open-mindedness = criticizing whoever’s strong
    Big-heartedness = supporting policies that don’t actually help people in need
    Anti-war = not standing up to actual bad people
    Extreme right-winger = anyone who leans even slightly right on any issue

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  7. user_22932 Member
    user_22932
    @PaulDeRocco

    reidspoorhouse: Women’s Healthcare = abortion

    Better yet, “Women’s health” = “contraception, sterilization and abortion”, the closest thing feminists have to a holy trinity.

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  8. user_22932 Member
    user_22932
    @PaulDeRocco

    Goddess of Discord:  Gay will be pejorative within 15 years.

    “Gay” = “differently preferenced”.

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  9. user_22932 Member
    user_22932
    @PaulDeRocco

    “Working families” = “A working dad, a part time working mom, and two kids who’d die before they’d mow the lawn.”

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  10. user_22932 Member
    user_22932
    @PaulDeRocco

    “Freedom” = “having someone else pay for your stuff”.

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  11. user_22932 Member
    user_22932
    @PaulDeRocco

    “Equality” = “Pretending the unequal aren’t.”

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  12. ctlaw Coolidge
    ctlaw
    @ctlaw

    Paul DeRocco:

    “Working families” = “A working dad, a part time working mom, and two kids who’d die before they’d mow the lawn.”

    Not really. I think another poster already covered this, “Working families” = families who don’t work or illegal aliens.

    You have hit on some different subjects such as the destruction of a youth work ethic through a combination of labor laws and illegal immigration.

    The left has no intention the a the term “working family” cover a situation where June Cleaver had to take a job (full or part time) because Ward Cleaver is being overtaxed and they need to send Wally and Beav to private schools because MS13 has taken over Mayfield HS. 

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  13. ctlaw Coolidge
    ctlaw
    @ctlaw

    This one is particular to our Liar in Chief:

    “Period!” = “Not!”

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  14. thebeekeeperkissedme Inactive
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    @thebeekeeperkissedme

    Foreign policy reset = retreat, capitulation

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  15. ctlaw Coolidge
    ctlaw
    @ctlaw

    In journalism:
     
    “some say” = “here’s a lie that fits my narrative”

    This has a variant “some [X] say” where X  is a vague word intended to add credibility like “observers”.

    This is not to be confused with “some [Y] say” where Y is intended to reduce credibility as in “some Republicans say”. This means “here’s a fact that I can’t dispute that counters my narrative”.

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  16. ThePullmanns Inactive
    ThePullmanns
    @ThePullmanns

    One of my pet peaves is one that you used in the post:
    Abortion = Murder or Infanticide

    We don’t call it abortion when someone shoots up a school, so why should we when a doctor performs a sanctioned murder?

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  17. J Flei Inactive
    J Flei
    @Solon

    ThePullmanns:

    One of my pet peaves is one that you used in the post: Abortion = Murder or Infanticide

    We don’t call it abortion when someone shoots up a school, so why should we when a doctor performs a sanctioned murder?

     Because shooting up a school and having an abortion are different.  And the word is pet peeve.

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  18. user_977556 Inactive
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    @TheodoricofFreiberg

    Forgot this one. But in these times of supposed “income inequality,” it may be the most important.

    Middle class = Middle income

    We don’t have classes in the USA. People are free to move up and down in income based on their talents, hard work, and yes, sometimes luck.Why do we conservatives use this Marxist term without a thought?

    Of course these apply as well:

    Lower class = lower income

    Upper class = upper income

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  19. user_977556 Inactive
    user_977556
    @TheodoricofFreiberg

    Bartholomew Xerxes Ogilvie, Jr.:

    The problem is not that the Left and Right use different terms to refer to the same things;

     My original point was that we on the Right use the SAME terms the Left does. As I see it, this is a BIG problem. We help to legitimize their arguments by doing so. Calling someone pro-choice instead of pro-abortion plays right into their hands.

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  20. J Flei Inactive
    J Flei
    @Solon

    Theodoric Freiberg:

    Forgot this one. But in these times of supposed “income inequality,” it may be the most important.

    Middle class = Middle income

    We don’t have classes in the USA. People are free to move up and down in income based on their talents, hard work, and yes, sometimes luck.Why do we conservatives use this Marxist term without a thought?

    Of course these apply as well:

    Lower class = lower income

    Upper class = upper income

     That is such a good point. 

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  21. ThePullmanns Inactive
    ThePullmanns
    @ThePullmanns

    J Flei:

    ThePullmanns:

    One of my pet peaves is one that you used in the post: Abortion = Murder or Infanticide

    We don’t call it abortion when someone shoots up a school, so why should we when a doctor performs a sanctioned murder?

    Because shooting up a school and having an abortion are different. And the word is pet peeve.

     J,
    Thanks for the spelling correction.

    Yes, they are different, but both are murders of children. Would we call it abortion if a doctor killed the kids with a scalpel? Maybe if they drove to the hospital in the school bus first. 

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