Wealthy Floridian Condemned For Feeding Mentally Disturbed Black Man

 

A wealthy Florida businessman received widespread criticism this week over his decision to feed a mentally-unstable African American man rather than avoiding eye contact and just getting on with his day. The black American, whose legal name has not been clearly established, was accompanied by a Hispanic white supremacist named Fuentes. 

Critics of the wealthy semi-retiree pointed out that he also agreed to sit and dine with the mentally ill black man and the white nationalist of color rather than simply making it rain from the back of his limousine as he passed the two on the street without even slowing down. 

At press time the wealthy businessman had over 88 million followers on Twitter while the psychologically impaired musician has been kicked off the platform entirely.

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  1. kedavis Coolidge
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    You should be writing for the Babylon Bee.

    And heck, why not submit this to them?

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  2. Zafar Member
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    I admit I’ve wondered this about Fuentes. 

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  3. David Deeble Member
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    You should be writing for the Babylon Bee.

    And heck, why not submit this to them?

    I do and did. :)

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  4. JoelB Member
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    I love unbiased reporting.

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  5. kedavis Coolidge
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    David Deeble (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    You should be writing for the Babylon Bee.

    And heck, why not submit this to them?

    I do and did. :)

    Let us know if it appears on the site, so we can all cheer/applaud.

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  6. Percival Thatcher
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    Before this, I had never heard of that cur Fuentes.

    • #6
  7. Bishop Wash Member
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    No good deed goes unpunished.

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  8. kedavis Coolidge
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    Percival (View Comment):

    Before this, I had never heard of that cur Fuentes.

    Apparently another “white Hispanic.”

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  9. Hang On Member
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    I still have questions though.

    Can’t believe that the mentally-ill, black man travels with only a posse of one. Did he have his nurse with him?

    What did they have for dinner?

    At the end of the dinner, did Trump tell the mentally-ill, black man “Don’t call me, I’ll call you?” 

     

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  10. cdor Member
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    It’s OK. Trump had two scoops for dessert. He offered the others only one. Very funny, Mr. Deeble!

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  11. Gary Robbins Member
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    Almost perfect.  But I would say “Florida Man” instead of “Floridian.”  See also https://ricochet.com/1339884/florida-man-makes-announcemen-page-26/.

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  12. The Reticulator Member
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    David Deeble (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    You should be writing for the Babylon Bee.

    And heck, why not submit this to them?

    I do and did. :)

    Let us know if it appears on the site, so we can all cheer/applaud.

    He’s been doing BB for some time now.

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  13. Steve Fast Member
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    Hilarious! I loved it.

    On a more serious note – I don’t understand how a Hispanic can be a white supremacist. Either I’m missing something, or the official government racial categories are starting to mean nothing.

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  14. cdor Member
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    Steve Fast (View Comment):

    Hilarious! I loved it.

    On a more serious note – I don’t understand how a Hispanic can be a white supremacist. Either I’m missing something, or the official government racial categories are starting to mean nothing.

    Is a person from Spain an Hispanic?

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  15. kedavis Coolidge
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    cdor (View Comment):

    Steve Fast (View Comment):

    Hilarious! I loved it.

    On a more serious note – I don’t understand how a Hispanic can be a white supremacist. Either I’m missing something, or the official government racial categories are starting to mean nothing.

    Is a person from Spain an Hispanic?

    Um.

    You realize that “Hispanic” comes from Hispaniola?

    Not Spain.

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  16. Zafar Member
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    Steve Fast (View Comment):

    Hilarious! I loved it.

    On a more serious note – I don’t understand how a Hispanic can be a white supremacist. Either I’m missing something, or the official government racial categories are starting to mean nothing.

    Well, if there are non-white Hispanics then there can be white Hispanics. But are they white enough to be convincing white supremacists? 

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  17. kedavis Coolidge
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    Zafar (View Comment):

    Steve Fast (View Comment):

    Hilarious! I loved it.

    On a more serious note – I don’t understand how a Hispanic can be a white supremacist. Either I’m missing something, or the official government racial categories are starting to mean nothing.

    Well, if there are non-white Hispanics then there can be white Hispanics. But are they white enough to be convincing white supremacists?

    If Larry Elder can be the black face of white supremacy, anything is possible.

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  18. GrannyDude Member
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    cdor (View Comment):

    Steve Fast (View Comment):

    Hilarious! I loved it.

    On a more serious note – I don’t understand how a Hispanic can be a white supremacist. Either I’m missing something, or the official government racial categories are starting to mean nothing.

    Is a person from Spain an Hispanic?

    Yes, whenever when the categorical blur serves the Wokerati. For instance, Alec Baldwin’s wife  Hilaria went about for years claiming to be Spanish, using a Spanish accent during televised interviews, pretending to get hung up on common English words (e.g. “cucumber”) and giving Spanish names to her ninos y munequitas. Turns out she was born Hilary Lynn Hayward-Thomas, the child of posh academics (Harvard Med, Georgetown Law) and the basis for her delusion sham appropriation  identity was  a few vacays in Spain. 

    “Yes, I am a white girl,” Hilaria confessed on Instagram.

    See? Before she was outed, Spanish Hilaria counted as a “girl of color.” 

    As it happens, the former president of the Unitarian Universalist Association, Peter Morales, claimed to be Of Color based on his Dad (an immigrant from Spain…just like Christopher Columbus!) and of course, his name. It didn’t save him when the Wokestapo came for his head but then, as has been pointed out, Larry Elder is a white supremacist too. And the guy who shot up Club Q in Colorado isn’t actually a they-them, and Amy Coney-Barrett will be lectured on true womanhood by Biden’s favorite “girl” Derek whatsizface.

     

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  19. Hang On Member
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    GrannyDude (View Comment):

    cdor (View Comment):

    Steve Fast (View Comment):

    Hilarious! I loved it.

    On a more serious note – I don’t understand how a Hispanic can be a white supremacist. Either I’m missing something, or the official government racial categories are starting to mean nothing.

    Is a person from Spain an Hispanic?

    Yes, whenever when the categorical blur serves the Wokerati. For instance, Alec Baldwin’s wife Hilaria went about for years claiming to be Spanish, using a Spanish accent during televised interviews, pretending to get hung up on common English words (e.g. “cucumber”) and giving Spanish names to her ninos y munequitas. Turns out she was born Hilary Lynn Hayward-Thomas, the child of posh academics (Harvard Med, Georgetown Law) and the basis for her delusion sham appropriation identity was a few vacays in Spain.

    “Yes, I am a white girl,” Hilaria confessed on Instagram.

    See? Before she was outed, Spanish Hilaria counted as a “girl of color.”

    As it happens, the former president of the Unitarian Universalist Association, Peter Morales, claimed to be Of Color based on his Dad (an immigrant from Spain…just like Christopher Columbus!) and of course, his name. It didn’t save him when the Wokestapo came for his head but then, as has been pointed out, Larry Elder is a white supremacist too. And the guy who shot up Club Q in Colorado isn’t actually a they-them, and Amy Coney-Barrett will be lectured on true womanhood by Biden’s favorite “girl” Derek whatsizface.

     

    For those who believe gender is fluid, why wouldn’t race/ethnicity also be fluid. It’s just a sign of a fluid brain.

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  20. Percival Thatcher
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    GrannyDude (View Comment):
    As it happens, the former president of the Unitarian Universalist Association, Peter Morales, claimed to be Of Color based on his Dad (an immigrant from Spain…just like Christopher Columbus!) and of course, his name. It didn’t save him when the Wokestapo came for his head but then, as has been pointed out, Larry Elder is a white supremacist too. And the guy who shot up Club Q in Colorado isn’t actually a they-them, and Amy Coney-Barrett will be lectured on true womanhood by Biden’s favorite “girl” Derek whatsizface.

    Wait … he isn’t … I mean, they aren’t? Is he … they … back in the closet?

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  21. David Deeble Member
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    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    Almost perfect. But I would say “Florida Man” instead of “Floridian.” See also https://ricochet.com/1339884/florida-man-makes-announcemen-page-26/.

    But then I get “man” in the headline twice. Sounds awkward. 

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  22. David Deeble Member
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    Zafar (View Comment):

    Steve Fast (View Comment):

    Hilarious! I loved it.

    On a more serious note – I don’t understand how a Hispanic can be a white supremacist. Either I’m missing something, or the official government racial categories are starting to mean nothing.

    Well, if there are non-white Hispanics then there can be white Hispanics. But are they white enough to be convincing white supremacists?

    We’re all South Pacific Islanders now…

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  23. Bishop Wash Member
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    David Deeble (View Comment):

    Zafar (View Comment):

    Steve Fast (View Comment):

    Hilarious! I loved it.

    On a more serious note – I don’t understand how a Hispanic can be a white supremacist. Either I’m missing something, or the official government racial categories are starting to mean nothing.

    Well, if there are non-white Hispanics then there can be white Hispanics. But are they white enough to be convincing white supremacists?

    We’re all South Pacific Islanders now…

    I am for any survey I fill out. Sometimes I check all of the boxes to hopefully get them to stop asking the question.

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  24. Percival Thatcher
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    Hang On (View Comment):

    GrannyDude (View Comment):

    cdor (View Comment):

    Steve Fast (View Comment):

    Hilarious! I loved it.

    On a more serious note – I don’t understand how a Hispanic can be a white supremacist. Either I’m missing something, or the official government racial categories are starting to mean nothing.

    Is a person from Spain an Hispanic?

    Yes, whenever when the categorical blur serves the Wokerati. For instance, Alec Baldwin’s wife Hilaria went about for years claiming to be Spanish, using a Spanish accent during televised interviews, pretending to get hung up on common English words (e.g. “cucumber”) and giving Spanish names to her ninos y munequitas. Turns out she was born Hilary Lynn Hayward-Thomas, the child of posh academics (Harvard Med, Georgetown Law) and the basis for her delusion sham appropriation identity was a few vacays in Spain.

    “Yes, I am a white girl,” Hilaria confessed on Instagram.

    See? Before she was outed, Spanish Hilaria counted as a “girl of color.”

    As it happens, the former president of the Unitarian Universalist Association, Peter Morales, claimed to be Of Color based on his Dad (an immigrant from Spain…just like Christopher Columbus!) and of course, his name. It didn’t save him when the Wokestapo came for his head but then, as has been pointed out, Larry Elder is a white supremacist too. And the guy who shot up Club Q in Colorado isn’t actually a they-them, and Amy Coney-Barrett will be lectured on true womanhood by Biden’s favorite “girl” Derek whatsizface.

     

    For those who believe gender is fluid, why wouldn’t race/ethnicity also be fluid. It’s just a sign of a fluid brain.

    It’s the sign of a brain smoother than a billiard ball.

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  25. Gary Robbins Member
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    David Deeble (View Comment):

    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    Almost perfect. But I would say “Florida Man” instead of “Floridian.” See also https://ricochet.com/1339884/florida-man-makes-announcemen-page-26/.

    But then I get “man” in the headline twice. Sounds awkward.

    “Florida man” is such a great meme, it would be worth it to me.

    Where is Kanye from.?  How about referring him to a “Mentally Disturbed Black New York Man”?

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  26. OkieSailor Member
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    Hang On (View Comment):
    (an immigrant from Spain…just like Christopher Columbus!)

    Columbus was from Italy, he only went to Spain when the expenses for his trip were not fronted in Italy. So, sometimes it pays to take a chance as that is how Spain gained control of half the New World instead of those risk averse folks in Italy. There’s a lesson there for the U.S. mayhaps.

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  27. Percival Thatcher
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    OkieSailor (View Comment):

    Hang On (View Comment):
    (an immigrant from Spain…just like Christopher Columbus!)

    Columbus was from Italy, he only went to Spain when the expenses for his trip were not fronted in Italy. So, sometimes it pays to take a chance as that is how Spain gained control of half the New World instead of those risk averse folks in Italy. There’s a lesson there for the U.S. mayhaps.

    Italy wasn’t really Italy yet.

    Columbus was from Genoa.

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