Your car can be sporty, it can be practical, it can be new or used, but whatever it is – if you’re driving it to The Diner – it has to have style.
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You kept me laughing, as with the whale comparison. I still think we need a company to build custom cars.
I was going to work the other day, and the car ahead of me – a Honda Odyessy, for the record. Was driving me absolutely nuts – slowly accelerating like they had a pot of scalding hot water in their lap… I was so happy when we got to my corner, and I could turn left onto 50th ave and leave this jerk behind… Then his left hand blinker went on…
I was so aggravated, I noticed that the merge lane was vacant … So I blew past him on the right, winding the car up to 70, so that I could be past him before the merge lane abruptly ends…
My car’s digital dashboard is set to display my mileage – its the modern mood ring – rank my aggravation by gas usage… It maybe the reason big cities are so polluted – everyone is so aggravated driving in the big city that they’re using 3 times the gas they should be. I got to work with a rating of 7l/100km… I should normally get around a 6.5. My high score is a 29.5 – when I think back to that day, I am still surprised that I didnt kill anyone. (mostly me)
On my way.
Drove another car today. Will drive another car on Monday. Dealerships aren’t open on Sunday, because I mean c’mon who would want to shop for a car on Sunday.
OK, I’ll be that guy. We drove a ’22 Hyundai Tucson, very nice interior exterior compact SUV, a successor to our 2014 Honda CR-V. Both were nice, practical vehicles but the four-cylinder engines are geared to save gas so their acceleration is mild and when turning slowly through an intersection, the gearing could mean pressing the gas resulted in a panic-inducing lack of response. And these cars with small engines for gas savings could mean premature wearing out. So, a friend kept pestering me to consider a Tesla, specifically model Y. We know the arguments against and dislike the governmental incentives disrupting free markets. But I finally decide to test
Tesla Model Y arrived in our driveway.
drive one, and the acceleration is exhilarating (0-60 under 5 seconds)–it will give you the Eclipse experience again, and more, with much more space. To quote an old car ad, “Ask the man who owns one.” And yes, paying around $15,000 after Federal, new EV buyer, and Colorado rebates, and Tucson trade-in was in fact, awesome.