So, Jeb! is going to turn everything around by swooping in on the lastest internet craze. He would “step up” and kill Baby Hitler! (Beware, this is a link to the Huffington Post.) If people see that Jeb! is tough on infant Nazis and is up on what was hot on social media weeks ago, surely the voters will come running.

After this blows up the Jeb! MO, expect the other nominees to follow suit. Mike Huckabee can promise aid to Pizza Rat. George Pataki could make Grumpy Cat his running mate.

Here’s your chance to be Mike Murphy and help out some floundering 2 percenter. Which candidate needs to take up an imaginary lightsaber?