My Torrid Night With Ashton Kutcher
Claire Berlinski, Ed. ·
Sep 30, 2011 at 6:56am
Now that I have your attention, the Turkish military has ordered the mandatory evacuation of the highlands of Southeast Turkey. This is the only item I can find about this in the English language.
Russia is sending its northern fleet to the Mediterranean for exercises.
Turkey's negotiations with Gazprom--over the price of gas, and remember that winter is coming--have become "complicated."
Ashton and I request privacy for our families at this difficult time.
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Dec '10
Re: My Torrid Night With Ashton Kutcher
You are too young for him. He prefers more mature women.
Sep '10
Re: My Torrid Night With Ashton Kutcher
My Anglo Saxon is rusty, but if a kidney stone was involved you could call it:
"Two and a Half Mein"
Apr '11
Re: My Torrid Night With Ashton Kutcher
Remember that night in the Middle East you said, "Turkey, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Cyprus." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Greece apart! So what happens? Greece gets the bailout and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my leader, Erdoğan, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I won't have to take them dives for the short-end money.
Erdoğan: Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money.
Turkey: You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Erdoğan
Feb '11
Re: My Torrid Night With Ashton Kutcher
Wasn't fooled for a minute. You wouldn't have a thing going for a guy who makes a video pledge of allegiance to then Pres-Elect Obama -- I would hope not, anyway. But attraction can do strange things. :- )
May '10
Re: My Torrid Night With Ashton Kutcher
I thought Claire had better taste. A far more worthy target. Though both candidates have too much class to cheat on their wives.
Jan '11
Re: My Torrid Night With Ashton Kutcher
You're such a tease.
Jul '10
Re: My Torrid Night With Ashton Kutcher
I doubt he has ever encountered a woman as mature as Claire.
Nov '10
Re: My Torrid Night With Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher spent a night with Claire B? Who's Ashton Kutcher and how does he rate face time with this classy lady? Keep your head low, Claire, we appreciate your missives.