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Comey Chameleon
With mild apologies to Boy George (and really, I hardly needed to change these verses at all).
Is there loving in your eyes all the way?
If I listen to your lies, would you say?
You’re a man without conviction
You’re a man who doesn’t know
How to sell a contradiction
You come and go, you come and go
[Chorus]
Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
Testifyin’ would be easy if your memos were like my dreams
Redacted, justified, short and mean
Didn’t you hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say
That Donald Trump was an affliction
When you sing, your dithering swan song,
When you go, you still do pander
You string along, you string along
[Chorus]
Every day is like survival
Are you my ally, or my rival?
Every day is like survival
Are you my ally, or my rival?
You’re a man without conviction
You’re a man who doesn’t know
How to sell a contradiction
You come and go, you come and go
[Chorus 3x]
Published in Humor
Oh, goody! Ricochet’s Kama Chameleon will now be less lonely:
Gasp … the mental image of Comey with heavy eye-makeup and that wide-brimmed hat, swaying to the music … my day is ruined …
Well, let’s hope it’s more go than come, because he’s looking like the mimeograph image of Comey 2020.
America is getting weirder by the day.
Also, huzzah!
hahaha! I had to turn it off during the ridiculous fawning flattery of that second Democrat, the one after Warner (who was also fawning). How absurd for these same people who were calling for him to be drawn and quartered after the Hillary press conference. Have they never heard of video clips? Or do they think we have no memory? I couldn’t stomach it anymore.
You’re welcome!
Aaaarrrrgggggghhhhh!!!! Earworm.
Frankly, having seen I’ve seen skip with pigtails, I am disappointed he did not regale us with his master opus, Me So Comey. It’s much better fit for espionage &, uh, dirty tricks…
Maybe later, dear.
My day is made! That is terrible, and disgusting, but hilarious!
Skip, from someone who also occasionally spoofs a well deserving song, well done!
I also have my own spoof version of this same song (just the chorus and the bridge), but it is nowhere close to CoC compliant.
Plagiarism. I demand full credit …….or else six ways to Sunday baby.
First to publish, that’s the rule!
Tsk, tsk. Don’t you know they’re only lies when they’re about Democrats? (Even if they’re, you know, technically factual…)
Ya bat rastard ya ;-)
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Regardless of what a feckless, idiot Trump has been in his handling of all this, Comey looks and acts like a sniveling weasel.
Thanks, Skip. That provided a snort-the-milk-out-your-nose type laugh.
Uh. Only whisky.
You can admit to us that sometimes you prefer milk. We won’t tease.
Too much.
Thanks, Midge. I’m working on being vulnerable.