From a Friend Who Just Flew Back Home to California from the Other Side of the World

 

From a globe-trotting friend: 

Nice view of Iran and the North Pole on the return flight yesterday.  The 16+ hour journey from Dubai provided ample opportunity for pointless musing.  For example, I decided that I would rather any emergency landing take place in the polar latitudes over the Islamic ones; a lethal climate seeming preferable to a murderous regime.   

 

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  1. Arahant Member
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    @Arahant

    Hasn’t he heard the poles have all melted?  (Or was that the Ukrainians?)

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  2. DocJay Inactive
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    @DocJay

    I’d rather take my chances with a ravenous wolf pack and frozen extremities than the religion of peace.  Either way though, time to channel your inner Liam Neeson.

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  3. Trink Coolidge
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    @Trink

    Blue ribbon comments up ahead of me :)

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  4. C. U. Douglas Coolidge
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    @CUDouglas

    DocJay:

    I’d rather take my chances with a ravenous wolf pack and frozen extremities than the religion of peace. Either way though, time to channel your inner Liam Neeson.

    DocJay, the Wolf Puncher.

    I think I got a television series on hand here…

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  5. user_352043 Coolidge
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    @AmySchley

    On my flight from Newark to Beijing, I remember gazing out the window at the endless expanse of the Russian tundra.  When I saw the first straight line cut through the trees for presumably a telephone line (and probably to an abandoned missile silo) I remember breathing a sigh of relief that I was finally someplace where humans had actually been once.

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  6. Eric Hines Inactive
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    @EricHines

    Oh–from the headline, I thought your friend was returning from his sojourn in Texas.

    Eric Hines

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  7. DocJay Inactive
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    @DocJay

    anonymous, you have a Swiss passport.   My passport says USA and infidel.   It’s also my dream to kill a Polar Bear and eat its liver.

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  8. C. U. Douglas Coolidge
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    @CUDouglas

    anonymous:

    Polar bear livers have enough vitamin A to kill you! Indulge in moderation.

    Polar Bears — even in death they strike out against us! We can’t melt those ice caps fast enough. Rotten bears … 

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  9. EThompson Member
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    I vote for the murderous regime only because of a terrifying experience flying on a thrashing, buckling jet across an Eastern European country while listening to the woman next to me scold in broken English that ‘worse things have happened.’

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  10. Crow's Nest Inactive
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    In the arctic, we might see this:
    Therese-Johaug-20

    and in the nation ruled by the mullahs, we are likely to see this:
    20120614_LARGE_Mullahs

    We report. You decide.

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  11. EThompson Member
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    I always vote for good weather and as anonymous mentioned, the technologically able. It took me 8 hours to get to Detroit recently because of a little fog. Frankly, I’d rather deal with mullahs than most U.S. airline representatives, hostile flight attendants, pilots who are in love with the sound of their own voices, and FAA regulations.

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  12. user_124695 Inactive
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    @DavidWilliamson

    Your friend would be quite safe in the event of an emergency landing in Iran. Gay Iranians? – oh, wait, there aren’t any.

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  13. Arahant Member
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    @Arahant

    EThompson: It took me 8 hours to get to Detroit recently because of a little fog.

     I try never to go there, and I’m only 7-1/2 miles away.  Were you just passing through the airport?

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  14. Arahant Member
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    David Williamson: Gay Iranians? – oh, wait, there aren’t any.

    Don’t let that fool you.  That doesn’t mean they don’t rape male prisoners.  It’s alright so long as they don’t like it too much.  I wish I could remember and puts links to the article on this, but it was over a year ago.

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  15. EThompson Member
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    Arahant:

    EThompson: It took me 8 hours to get to Detroit recently because of a little fog.

    I try never to go there, and I’m only 7-1/2 miles away. Were you just passing through the airport?

    See PM. :)

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  16. user_554634 Member
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    @MikeRapkoch

    David Williamson:

    Your friend would be quite safe in the event of an emergency landing in Iran. Gay Iranians? – oh, wait, there aren’t any.

     There must be some happy Iranians.

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  17. Howellis Inactive
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    @ManWiththeAxe

    The north pole is preferable if one is a Jew or a Bahai, or maybe both.

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  18. Jimmy Carter Member
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    In the poles, You can pack heat.

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