Don’t Miss Out!

I am officially announcing the termination of my proposed development project of a tropical resort on the shores of Baffin Bay. Apparently, despite enormous media promotion efforts, there is still insufficient belief among the general public for the rate of rapid global warming required to make this project saleable. I apologize to those of you who did invest but to be clear, the agreement expressly says there are no refunds. The provision about a portion of your investment contributed to BLM is not tax-deductable because if you read the addendum, “BLM” is the acronym for a private Delaware entity (“Bucks Leveraged by Me, Inc.")

But the good news is that opportunities created by our friends on the left still abound. In fact, the largest urban real estate deal in history is about to unfold. Thiry-six acres of prime Manhattan land is about to go to market. A once-great university has gone completely into the crapper and now is the time to get in on the ground floor and pitch your tent on this opportunity. The echoes of "From the river to the sea" have faded but did open up a tract from "from the Hudson River to Amsterdam Avenue." Not as catchy, but a much better investment. Take a look at the plans below and contact me ASAP for the prospectus before you are excluded.