Deport This Canadian Karen

I never imagined I’d be saying this, but . . . Thank you, New Jersey! Thank you for turning over to ICE an insufferable, illegal alien, Canadian Karen. The country owes you a debt of gratitude, especially since New Jersey is generally considered a sanctuary state. And now we anxiously await with delicious anticipation to hear if she will be deported back to the “Hate White North,” as a delightful New York Post cover cleverly put it:

There she is in all her glory. And as the subtitle indicates, the reason for her apprehension is that she assaulted a teenage girl on a seaside boardwalk for wearing pro-Trump and pro-ICE clothing that this creature didn’t like. Her name is actually Kaitlyn Tracey, but will “Kaitlyn” become the new “Karen?” (I hope not because my cousin’s daughter has that name and she’s the exact opposite of this nose-ringed, tattooed malcontent.) Or as someone at Homeland Security so wittily and alliteratively called her, the “Maple Leaf Menace.”

One thing’s for sure. She can’t accuse ICE of being racist since she’s as pasty Canadian white as they come. Anyway, here’s her story in a nutshell, according to a DHS spokesperson:

"She entered the United States on April 14, 2024, on a visa set to expire on September 6, 2024. In violation of our nation’s laws, she overstayed her visa and failed to depart. Under President Trump and Secretary Mullin, ICE is targeting the worst of the worst. Nearly 70% of ICE arrests are of illegal aliens charged or convicted of a crime in the U.S. Our message is clear: if you come into our country illegally and break our laws, we will find you, we will arrest you, and we will deport you."

Yes, please, deport, deport, deport!

Look, I know, we have millions of our own homegrown women just like her. Still, the last thing we need is more coming in from a place like Canada, a fallen, woke, spineless caricature of its former self. And we can only hope her American husband follows her there because this guy is one toxic piece of work himself.

The guy, Matthew Geroni, who describes himself on social media as the "Clown of Asbury Park" and the "Jester of the Jersey Shore," is a social media addict with umpteen videos mocking and threatening Republican politicians and, of course, celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk.

In other words, he’s what the Democrat Party considers the ideal male specimen. So let’s have a look at him. First, here’s a picture of him and his Canadian dream girl during happier times:

Looks like some kind of wedding, though I can’t confirm the occasion. It’s impossible to believe they haven’t both been recruited by Antifa.

I wonder what he does for a living. He’s definitely not in the construction trades or anything else that might require . . . manliness. Oh, here it is. Assuming it’s the same Matthew Geroni near Asbury Park, he apparently works at Wonderland Smoke Shop as a “retail sales specialist.” Of course he does. What else would he do? But get a load of some of his social media posts, because this guy is vile. And here’s a picture of him apparently praying to . . . who, Satan?

Here’s a link to the video that goes with this charming picture above.

As I said, a nasty little piece of work. But he is getting a pretty severe comeuppance now that he’s had a head-on collision with reality as his betrothed is cooling her heels in an ICE hoosegow awaiting likely deportation. If you go through some of his social media videos, you’d be hard-pressed to find a more obnoxious, foul-mouthed, narcissistic Antifa wannabe than this guy — but now he’s online begging for mercy and money to save his Maple Leaf Menace.

Dude! What are you so upset about? What’s the worst that could happen? That she gets sent back to Canada? Then follow her. It’s a win-win, bro. Canada is already the place you want to turn America into. So go there and enjoy. What’s the problem? It’s not like you’d be going to Cuba or some other totally failed Marxist state. Canada is still somewhat functional, and being there would make it easier to pretend that Marxism can actually work. And you could go right on making your rage-against-conservatives videos in that angry, performative way you do. And there’s probably no shortage of smoke shops there for the furtherance of your “career.”

Having your wife get busted and deported by ICE should be the best thing that ever happened to the both of you. But alas, it won’t be, because inside the hearts of leftists as far gone as you two is a bottomless pit of ingratitude, dissatisfaction and bitterness that no political outcome could ever assuage. People like you are incapable of contentment and you live for the rage itself, not for some imagined utopia that your political choices would theoretically bring about.

In other words, barring divine intervention, the two of you are destined to be a couple of miserable cranks. So take it to the Hate White North, where you should feel right at home.