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A hurricane is coming and my refrigerator went on strike

Southern Pessimist
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It is my old refrigerator/freezer that I moved into the garage when its ice maker quit. I use it mostly as a chest drawer freezer and a beer cooler. He seemed happy with the arrangement, but in the past three weeks, I noticed that I needed to recycle the settings to keep him cool and happy. When my beer is warm, I can tell something is wrong. I told him that I knew I had been ignoring him lately, but asked if he couldn't hang on for a few more weeks. He didn't say a thing and just seemed to smile as he sat silently, holding all my thawing meats in his belly.

So tonight I had to scrub a large cooler and fill it with the thawing meats. It is a lot of meat. I don't know what I will do with it. Some can refreeze in the kitchen freezer. Maybe I will have a post-hurricane party and cook it all.

Third-world problems are the best problems to have.

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