Go ‘Fourth’ and Ape Larry King

I’m writing a bit about a trip to Kyrgyzstan I just returned from, so until that’s ready, this seems like a good time to do another one of these.

I wonder if conservative Venezuelans are blaming American voting machines for their stolen election.

If a lumberjack cuts down one tree, is it a mono log?

I just realized the song “I Am Stuck on Band-Aids” stole the melody from “Give Me That Old-Time Religion.”

When you think about it, your birthday is ALWAYS coming up, unless it’s today.

The town cryer provided a necessary service in the old days, but I really think they could’ve used a town smiler.

When I was growing up, most men were either Chevy or Ford guys. Now, it’s iPhone or Galaxy guys.

Critical Race Theory: The idea that the runner closest to the starter’s pistol has an advantage because he/she/it hears it before everyone else.

I am generally ANTI-histamine.

I wonder if the demons who respond to Ouija boards will eventually use LOL, LMFAO, etc. And will they start making Ouija boards with emojis?

If you already know what you want for dessert, it could be a parfait accompli.

I’m dying to drop a copy of Candide or some other literature into this seat pocket…

Whatever your surprise favorite item is on the hotel buffet, it won’t be there tomorrow.

I’ve never seen a dog with a to-do list, but I’ve woken up in the wee hours, and the cats were plotting SOMETHING.

Thank you for reading….but I was gonna write it anyway.