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November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM

Doggerel of the Day - If—

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Is the poem “If” doggerel? It is not great poetry. It contains a great message, though. If this be doggerel, let us make the most of it.

If—

By Rudyard Kipling

(‘Brother Square-Toes’—Rewards and Fairies)

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

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    Instugator@Instugator·46w

    Great wisdom in that poem. I think that makes it great.

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    AMD Texas@DarinJohnson·46w

    Going to have to disagree with your assessment that it is not great poetry. The fact that it continues to be so well remembered and quoted tends to lend credence to it greatness.

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    Sisyphus@Sisyphus·46w

    There is high poetry and then there is the poetry that goes all earworm on us. Kipling spawns a lot of earworms.

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    Seawriter@Seawriter·46w
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    AMD Texas (View Comment):

    Going to have to disagree with your assessment that it is not great poetry. The fact that it continues to be so well remembered and quoted tends to lend credence to it greatness.

    This is a great poem. It is not necessarily great poetry. There is a difference. People remember the Pepsi jingle and Burma-Shave signs.

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    Arahant@Arahant·46w

    Thank you, Seawriter, for your contribution to the Doggerel of the Day series. For others who might want to post an old poem or original work, perhaps on the lighter side, you can sign up here: Doggerel of the Day November 2025 Sign-Up Sheet.

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