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Some Christians are familiar with the Apostle's Creed. That percentage goes up once Episcopalians are excluded. The Credo has long been an integral part of the faith and works as a shorthand for both prayer and a statement of faith. It begins, of course, with "I believe..."
Well, the progressives have developed their own bastardized version of the Creed since their occult-like movement took off. You've probably seen it in some fashion or another somewhere. It is typically listed on a multi-colored sign or banner with "We Believe" at the top and the statements of faith listed below. However, unlike the Christian Creed (Episcopalians excluded), the progressives will update their/thems/zers Creed via memo and online subscription at the party's directives - such as the latest and greatest Pride Flag or the Progressive Creed. Since I feel like it's my duty to spread the Gospel of George Floyd, I give you the updated Progressive Creed for the zealots of the Right Side of History to give their testimony.
Now put out your hands and bow your head and recite the Progressive Creed with me as follows (or ELSE!):
I Believe...
Assassination is Celebrated
Civil Free Speech = Violence
No Immigrant Crime is Illegal
Hate is Affirmed
"Real Men" are NOT in Our Movement. Tim Walz has Checked.
Consent Means I Always Get My Way
Love is Lying to You
Logic = Fascism
My Truth WILL be Your truth
Abortions are Call her Daddy Gossip, Giggly Material
Children are Fair Game and Open Season
Social Justice = Injustice
Science is Real, yet we Choose to Ignore It!!!
BLM = Racism (now post in Social Media profile)
Trans Rights are to Cancel Your "Rights"
TikTok is Higher Education
Kindness is Said but Never Demonstrated
Women's Rights are Human Rights, Maybe? Not Sure? (Still unverified though, since technically we don't know what a woman is and whether or not it may or may not identify with humanity, social construct IDK)
Large Doses of Psych Meds Washed Down with Bottles of Wine are Normal
Everyone is Welcome, Except Charlie Kirk and that Ilk, Kill those MF'ers
Now make the sign of the middle finger and show it to your fellow members in the Progressive Hall. Amen. Now, go. And peace be with you on the condition you don't post something on social media we don't like, or fail to pray to the new flag that must be hung up everywhere. I hope I did not make any slips in the correct Progressive Gospel so I don't end up un-alive. I want to faithfully spread "The Bad News".
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Another reason why they are unhappy.
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They don't like anyone who thinks differently but claims to be diverse. "Queers for Palestine." The ignorance ridicules itself.
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Here's one for you. These lefty teachers have been hollering for ages for "common sense” gun control because of school shootings.
What are they doing now? They are upset that teachers celebrating Kirk's death have fee speech rights. They are ok with teachers telling their students it is ok to kill people you disagree with … that killing someone will get you celebrated?
All these lefties need their brains rebootedthey are haywired.
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Ouch. I'm not even an Episcopalian, but hearing that lash hit hurts.
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Here's common sense gun control for schools:
Seen at the Fort Davis, Tex., schools.
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