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December 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM

Doggerel of the Day - Eddi’s Service

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This poem appeared in Kipling’s book Rewards and Fairies, a children’s book. It opened the story “The Conversion of St. Wilfrid.” I think we can include it as doggerel for the purposes of Doggerel of the Day. It was not written as great poetry. It is one of the finest Christmas poems I know, so I thought to run it today.

Eddi's Service

Rudyard Kipling

(A.D. 687)

Eddi, priest of St. Wilfrid
In his chapel at Manhood End,
Ordered a midnight service
For such as cared to attend.

But the Saxons were keeping Christmas,
And the night was stormy as well.
Nobody came to service,
Though Eddi rang the bell.

"'Wicked weather for walking,"
Said Eddi of Manhood End.
"But I must go on with the service
For such as care to attend."

The altar-lamps were lighted, --
An old marsh-donkey came,
Bold as a guest invited,
And stared at the guttering flame.

The storm beat on at the windows,
The water splashed on the floor,
And a wet, yoke-weary bullock
Pushed in through the open door.

"How do I know what is greatest,
How do I know what is least?
That is My Father's business,"
Said Eddi, Wilfrid's priest.

"But -- three are gathered together --
Listen to me and attend.
I bring good news, my brethren!"
Said Eddi of Manhood End.

And he told the Ox of a Manger
And a Stall in Bethlehem,
And he spoke to the Ass of a Rider,
That rode to Jerusalem.

They steamed and dripped in the chancel,
They listened and never stirred,
While, just as though they were Bishops,
Eddi preached them The Word,

Till the gale blew off on the marshes
And the windows showed the day,
And the Ox and the Ass together
Wheeled and clattered away.

And when the Saxons mocked him,
Said Eddi of Manhood End,
"I dare not shut His chapel
On such as care to attend."

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    Susan Quinn@SusanQuinn·42w

    I like it! Thanks!

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    Freeven@Freeven·42w

    Based on rhyme and context, I'm guessing the last word of the ninth stanza is word, not world.

    I haven't read much Kipling, other than Copybook Headings. Based on this, and that, I think I'll look him up.

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    Seawriter@Seawriter·42w
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    Freeven (View Comment):

    Based on rhyme and context, I’m guessing the last word of the ninth stanza is word, not world.

    I haven’t read much Kipling, other than Copybook Headings. Based on this, and that, I think I’ll look him up.

    Agree. Changed.

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    DaleGustafson@DaleGustafson·42w
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    Freeven (View Comment):

    Based on rhyme and context, I’m guessing the last word of the ninth stanza is word, not world.

    Probably, but I like world there as well.

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    CarolJoy, Not So Easy To Kill@CarolJoy·42w

    Splendid.

    I never really thought twice about Kipling until I joined here at ricochet. (Except for his poem on Gunga Din.)

    He is a worthy member of English literary greats. And this Christmas poem is a wonderful discovery thanks to you Seawriter.

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