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October 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM

DotD — A Lay of the Links

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My friends, there is doggerel and there is doggerel. This comes from a physician who was born in Edinburgh, Scotland, and celebrates golf. How much more stereotypical could one possibly get?

A Lay of the Links

It's up and away from our work to-day,
For the breeze sweeps over the down;
And it's hey for a game where the gorse blossoms flame,
And the bracken is bronzing to brown.
With the turf 'neath our tread and the blue overhead,
And the song of the lark in the whin;
There's the flag and the green, with the bunkers between -
Now will you be over or in?

The doctor may come, and we'll teach him to know
A tee where no tannin can lurk;
The soldier may come, and we'll promise to show
Some hazards a soldier may shirk;
The statesman may joke, as he tops every stroke,
That at last he is high in his aims;
And the clubman will stand with a club in his hand
That is worth every club in St. James'.

The palm and the leather come rarely together,
Gripping the driver's haft,
And it's good to feel the jar of the steel
And the spring of the hickory shaft.
Why trouble or seek for the praise of a clique?
A cleek here is common to all;
And the lie that might sting is a very small thing
When compared with the lie of the ball.

Come youth and come age, from the study or stage,
From Bar or from Bench--high and low!
A green you must use as a cure for the blues -
You drive them away as you go.
We're outward bound on a long, long round,
And it's time to be up and away:
If worry and sorrow come back with the morrow,
At least we'll be happy to-day.


And that's the doggerel of the day. Who was it by? Oh, yes. He was better known for his prose works than his poetry: Doctor Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle. It's elementary, my Dear Watson. This poem and many of his other poems can be found in a book called Songs of Action.

Are there any people known for other things whom you were surprised to find were also poets?

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    Arahant@Arahant·1y

    Oh, and should you want to participate in this form of group writing, sign up here: Doggerel of the Day October 2025 Sign-Up Sheet.

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    Macho Grande'@ChrisCampion·1y

    Ara, er, Mr. Hant - thanks for this gem. An unexpected blossoming of joy in wee morning hours, ahead of the flowers, and sidle up next to the hay.

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    Arahant@Arahant·1y
    ReplyingtoMacho Grande'

    Macho Grande' (View Comment):

    thanks for this gem.

    Happy to be able to share it. I know I was surprised when I first encountered the fact that ACD was a poet.

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    OldPhil@OldPhil·1y

    If worry and sorrow come back with the morrow,
    At least we’ll be happy to-day.

    A nice conclusion.

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    JoelB@JoelB·1y

    This poem makes me want to go out and play a round though the times I have played golf can be counted on one hand and those times were very long ago.

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