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If you love watching the cars burn and the police pummeled in cities across the country but don't know how to incite a riot yourself, Apple is now filling that underserved market niche with all of the cleverness and innovation they are so richly famous for. Allow me to present to you: ICEBlock!
Yes! Now you can summon your very own flash mob to threaten, assault, and perhaps even kill law officers in the performance of their sworn duty, protecting yourself and your neighbors. The gall of federal law enforcement to disturb our righteous gangbangers, murderers, rapists, sex traffickers, burglers, auto thieves, and the rest with their delightful cuisine and quaint customs. These are way better people than legal aliens or those heinous, taxpaying, citizens with their discriminatory voter ID views.
See something, say something. Just check the list for opportunities to pounce on the man. Keep those fiery cocktails primed for quick response. And if you see an ICE operation in progress, or are a rapist, gangbanger murderer faced with law enforcement personnel, just hit the button and call down hundreds of like-minded volunteers and bishops to aid you in your oh-so-noble cause.
And now, some words from the app's lawyers:
ICEBlock! Because our neighborhoods are too safe and law-abiding, and only you can prevent law enforcement.
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How do you spell "app"? A-C-C-E-S-S-O-R-Y
The developer is on record talking about the app's purpose, etc.
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When I heard about it I had to check it out. Sure, my place is now on fire but the mob is throwing bricks from a palette that arrived out of nowhere to fend the firefighters off.
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Developer's headquarters seems a location to be SWATted?
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I in no way encourage such activities. (One could just show up and hit the button. The app makes violent flashmobs easy. Larry Niven would be thrilled.)
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Neither do I. I was merely asking a question.
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