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My new set of noise-cancelling headphones arrived yesterday. I bought them for when neutral observer is watching a Great Courses lecture on her computer and has the volume turned ALL THE WAY UP because she isn't wearing her hearing aids.
Anyway, I examined the outside of the box, and noticed the following safety tips (brief discussion following each one):
o This product has a built-in battery, do not disassemble, impact, squeeze or put into the fire
Shucks. I planned on burning the thing after I squeezed it.
o If swelling occurs, do not continue to use
I'll try not to sprain my ankle while using the headphones.
o Do not place in high temperaturee environment
There goes having a headphone casserole for dinner.
o Do not use the battery after it is soaked!
This was so important, it included an exclamation point for emphasis! I was going to wash the headphones before use.
o Keep this product out of reach of children
Otherwise, they'll remove the battery, wash it, then throw it into the fire.
And now for my absolute favorite:
o If the battery is swallowed or placed in another part of the body by mistake, seek medical attention immediately
So, if I intentionally place the battery in "another part of the body," it's okay?
Since the product was made in China, I assume these were translations into English. Still, I wonder what they must think of us Americans. Do they really think we're always taking things apart and sticking the pieces in odd places?
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True story. I once bought a boomerang from China for a couple bucks. I sent it back. It asked for a reason for the return. I said, it's a boomerang. That's what you do.
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The pictorial warnings on my tractor and implements are great. These are some samples along with some I’d like to see.
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But consider how often phones and other small electronics are left in pockets and go through the wash.
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