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Prediction Time--Don Those Tinfoil Hats Proudly

Old Bathos
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  1. The original strategy of Biden sitting on a beach for three months to prove that the country does not really need a sentient adult in the Oval Office and thus reduce some pressure on Mrs. Harris to up her game has not succeeded. So it's time for Plan B: Nancy Pelosi and the usual suspects/Obama surrogates agree that Mr. Biden is no longer wanted and his social media feed informs him that he has abdicated the office. He remains on the beach.
  2. Mrs. Harris becomes the first black Indian female Marxist former bimbo president of the United States. She is thus way too busy to do interviews or campaign stops. She issues a flurry of new executive orders as drafted by her pollsters: forgiving college loans, tax credits for kids, for vasectomies or for having multiple abortions, a vague direct order to the economy at large to lower prices, an order that because the border is already secure, and that the federal government no longer keep statistics on border crossings...
  3. The CDC issues a warning that cases of Monkey Pox and an as-yet-undiscovered COVID-19 variant are expected to surge in October in swing states. Efforts are made to forbid in-person voting—harvested mail ballots only.
  4. The Supreme Court agrees to hear an emergency petition to undo restrictions on Donald Trump's efforts to campaign from his jail cell on Riker's Island. The petition is granted in a 5-4 vote, but Chief Justice Roberts' ambiguous opinion seems to allow for some restrictions.
  5. Despite documentation and witnesses, the Governor of Colorado denies that he ordered selected registered Republicans to cede ownership of residential property to undocumented gang members. Other than on parts of Twitter and Gutfeld!, the story is largely squelched (AKA "debunked").
  6. On election night, Trump seems to be running well ahead of his poll numbers until a simultaneous electrical blackout only in swing states at exactly 11 PM causes a two-hour delay in counting. President Harris has surged to a comfortable lead when the power is back on.
  7. Nov 6: President Xi Jinping invites Putin, Kim Jong Un, Ali Khamenei, Nicolás Maduro, Miguel Díaz-Canel, and the leaders of 15 terrorist organizations to a serious rager, a week-long party to celebrate the imminent collapse of the USA.

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Discussion (32)

  • Banned Member@philo

    Former? Link please.

  • Bishop Wash@BishopWash
    Old Bathos (View Post):
    The original strategy of Biden sitting on a beach for three months to prove that the country does not really need a sentient adult in the Oval Office and thus reduce some pressure on Mrs. Harris to up her game has not succeeded so it’s time for Plan B: Nancy Pelosi and the usual suspects/Obama surrogates agree that Mr. Biden is no longer wanted and his social media feed informs him that he has abdicated the office. He remains on the beach.

    I think it was the American Mind guys who said on their podcast that Biden has been pouting since the coup. Seems appropriate.

  • Bishop Wash@BishopWash
    Old Bathos (View Post):
    The CDC issues a warning that cases of Monkey Pox and an as-yet undiscovered COVID-19 variant are expected to surge in October in swing states. Efforts are made to forbid in-person voting–harvested mail ballots only.

    The groundwork seems to be being prepared for this one.

    How were dogs and children getting Monkey Pox? It quickly dropped out of the news when those stories started appearing.

  • Bishop Wash@BishopWash

    Harris finds an excuse to forgo the debate. The regime media doesn't question her reason and aren't interested in interviewing her until she's coronated as President-Elect. She dusts off Obama's created seal and gives a press conference from the Naval Observatory lawn on November 6.

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