Finding Serenity by the Handful: The Raddatz Way

Why not apply the Martha Raddatz maneuver to all of our issues and problems? Wouldn't the world seem like a nicer place?

• Biden-Harris alien invitees commit only a handful of rapes and murders in a handful of cities.
• Inflation is just a handful of percentage points.
• Only a handful of convicted felons would get transgender surgery in a Harris Administration.
• Iran would never use more than a handful of nukes pursuant to Obama-Biden-Harris policies.
• Only a handful of constitutional rights would be curtailed under a Harris administration.
• Only a relative handful of stores in chains like Walgreens, 7-Eleven, CVS, or Target will shut down because of a bad business climate and crime.
• Only a handful of terrorists, drug dealers, murderers, and child traffickers cross the border each day.
• Only a handful of new justices would be added to SCOTUS under proposed Democratic reforms.
• Only a handful of public high schools graduate entire classes of illiterate, innumerate students.
• Only a handful of remaining viewers would care if all ABC news slots were replaced with Real Trailer Park Housewives, the Home Shopping Network and/or just random puppy and kitten videos.