Grade A Fancy

Ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid.

There. I said it. And I'm going to keep saying it until someone takes me seriously.

Henry Racette (View Comment):

Ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid.

There. I said it. And I’m going to keep saying it until someone takes me seriously.

But what about "Catsup?"

When you say "the Diner on Highway 23" do you mean US-23? I ask because I've become more and more fascinated with the old US Highway system before the Interstate ever since I took a trip to Mobile, Alabama, and realized I was on the same highway (US-45) that goes through my home town in Illinois and started to wonder what all was in between. I then started tracking US-41 from Atlanta to Chicago (though I was wise enough to not stay on it the entire way). If so, then it's cool that The Diner is on the same highway that I used to drive everyday to get to school in Georgia.

Henry Racette (View Comment):
Ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid.

There. I said it. And I’m going to keep saying it until someone takes me seriously.

EJHill (View Comment):

But what about “Catsup?”

I remember how my mind was blown when I found out there was such a thing as non-tomato ketchup/catsup/kecap. It was like discovering there was life on other planets. From that day, nothing was ever the same.

Henry Racette (View Comment):

Ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid.

There. I said it. And I’m going to keep saying it until someone takes me seriously.

Is that extra-fancy or standard?