Yeah, it was pretty good. If you want a genuinely terrible Bond song, have a listen to Johnny Cash's "Thunderball" theme. This is real. This actually happened.

Quantum faded as a threat when its big scheme turned out to be a probably-not-even-illegal attempt to corner the Bolivian water market.

Mollie, given my abiding loathing of Sam Mendes -- I agree with Camille Paglia that "American Beauty" was "crappy [and] condescending" -- when we got to that part, I let it just go right by. It's not even close to his worst.

Dave, if you're in Lake Charles, you know almost certainly know the environment at Polk well. And I couldn't agree more -- in a culture where you had to earn the privilege of speaking in complete sentences, being handed the black beret rubbed against everything we were trained to value.

And it didn't shade the eyes worth a dang.