Thanks, Lynn.  My parents are a few years older than you, and I always try to get them to talk of their childhood.  Dad has gotten into the habit of writing down bits of family history not only for his kids, but for our cousins.

You can trust your car
To the man who wears the star.
The big, bright Texaco star!

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

– John McCrae

I was thinking pitch him from the ski lift onto the black diamond slope of Mt. Annoying, but the Ugly Museum works too.

Æthelred the Unready.

Also it will be revealed that in addition to signing off on the search warrant of James Rosen's phone records, Eric Holder also signed off on the movies The Big Wedding, Identity Thief, and Battleship.

The document dump will contain Dr. Chu's detailed blueprints for a 100% solar-powered Death Star, to be built by a consortium consisting of Solyndra and Fisker.

It's a bargain. Really.  Besides, we've already spent 70% of the budget.

Come on now, Troy.  The president has just announced a new new beginning, so here is where he turns it all around!  That and yet another recovery summer, and we're back on Easy Street.

Thanks for the pictures, Doc.

Of the handful of family WWII pictures that I've seen, all but a few were of guys who were far too young to have ever been my uncles, sited in far-off flyblown corners of the globe, and grinning at the camera while taking a break from saving the world.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

– Mark Twain

...and yeah, as a matter of fact, I had to google that.

Hey, 10¢ using a phone to talk to his imaginary friends is considered an improvement by the treatment staff.  Don't bust the bubble.

Never underestimate the ability of HuffPo to misinterpret.

Ha!

Sensitivity training is in everybody's future.

And people who say "if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem" are themselves part of the problem.

That's one for the ages, mustang.  Right up there with the NY Post: Headless Body Found in Topless Bar.