If synchronized idiocy were an Olympic event, you and Scrut would be guaranteed a medal.

Or your regress.  10¢'s idea of "progress" is idiosyncratic.

Here you go, 10¢.  Try to keep up.

Well, when they get around to having Lois testify, they can ask her to – um – testify, if you get my drift.  What does she pray for?

I get dibs on "social justice" in the pool.

No no no.  It has to do with the Department of Gnomeland Security.

...and my account has been hacked.

I am not Jay Carney.  I'm Anthony Weiner.

Police and fire department maintain a certain level of professionality that the Obama administration lacks.  Apparently, to "be in charge" for these people is to have no knowledge or involvment with anything being done by their department.

Carney got another beat-down?  Aw, that's just sad.

Hey, I was just taking him at his word.  You don't think the Attorney General would get up before Congress and just make stuff up, do you?

Gimme Three Steps: (Lynrd Skynrd) to get out the parking lot.

Foreplay/Long Time: (Boston)

Deuces Are Wild: (Aerosmith)

Axel F: (Harold Faltermeyer, from Beverly Hills Cop)

White Wedding (Part I): Billy Idol

We're An American Band: Grand Funk Railroad

Foggy Mountain Breakdown: (Flatt and Scrugs) (just about the time I hit the sixty-plus miles of cornfields.

Hillbilly Bone: (Blake Shelton)

Thunderstruck: (ZZ Top)

Maynard Ferguson's cover of Country Road

The former implies the latter, if you are doing it right.

And if you are not doing it right, keep it to yourself, will ya?

At least it keeps him off the streets.

Nigel Farage and Daniel Hannan to heap epic scorn in 3...2...1...

I don't know about an image that captures the true Joan, but the true Percival would be something between this:

and this:

We can skip Eric Holder.  When he says he has no idea what is going on in his or any other department now or at any point in the past, I believe him.  I hear he does have the highest Angry Birds score of any U.S. Attorney General, though.

After Fly Like an Eagle, I hate everyone named Steve. Or Miller.  But especially anybody named Steve Miller.  It saves time.