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Yes, my wife had her week of glory leading up to her birthday, now it’s my turn! In honor of the actual number of years my butt will have circled the Sun when the day arrives, I modified the Beatle’s classic, “When I’m Sixty-Four”:
I’m getting older, losing my brain,
A million cells a day.
Will you still be trashing me to all your friends,
Buy me cheap beer, box of Depends?
If Sandra Bullock gave me a kiss,
Would you bar the door?
Would you berate me, would you castrate me,
When I’m sixty-four?