Terrible News, unless you’re the Skyscraper Pharaoh, in which case Great News! Despite all my advice and your own best efforts your lone wilderness hermitage has attracted unwanted attention and you now have the remnants of civilization reorganizing near or, worse, around you. I hardly need to point out what a disaster this is since […]

Good News! Thanks to hard-work, stockpiling and increasingly off putting behavior towards your fellow man – not to mention advice from me, your ever-cheerful Cassandra of the coming collapse – you now have a surplus of goods that you’d like to trade for something else. Perhaps you’ve heard rumors of ammo, various seeds to supplement […]

Good News! You’ve not only managed to survive the collapse of civilization but have actually managed to thrive in spite of it. The only problem is that now that you’ve settled into your routine of farming, collecting game from the traps set around your trusty house-fort, outdoor stew-making, horseshoe games and lawn bowling by twilight […]

Good News! Thanks to your enthusiastic embrace of your post-collapse survival kit you’ve outlived the vast majority of your neighbors. Unfortunately now that you’ve proven you’re smarter, or at least more ruthless, than your neighbors, relatives and pets you’re running out of ways to amuse yourself. Some days it’s not enough to be salting your […]