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You’ve done it now; you’ve wandered into international waters. You just had to ignore common sense, common decency, and even the sailor’s superstition that these are cursed shores. And what do you find? Behold the PIT. Like our very own libertarian billionaire’s model island state nestled away in the howling back country of the Member […]

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I was promised an Apocalypse. Destruction would abound. The economy shut down, there would be death in the streets. Hospitals everywhere would struggle to manage the cases of the disease; beds would line the halls and cots would be placed under tents in the streets. Doctors would fall ill, nurses would succumb to the virus. […]

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For years, the PIT and the rest of Ricochet grew closer, like a bunion, and their feelings for each other grew. Feelings like rage, anger, digust, etc. But all was not well. It was a lovely morning when they all rode out. “C’Mon!” said the PIT, “Let’s ride out this way and look at all […]

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“What Sort of All Hallows’ Eve Trollop Art Thou?” PIT Seventeen asks. I’m not sure. I’m fairly sure what sort of trollop I’m not — I’m not the sort to consider glitter and body paint an acceptably modest substitute for undies. At least not on me. Nonetheless, The Sun alleges the black, bespangled, and quite bare bat bum is this Halloween’s fashion trend (any “trend” involving bums, of course, being of great interest to The Sun).

I stumbled on this so-called trend while perusing The Sun‘s investigation into snake handling, the ritual wherein Christian oppressors manhandle (“personhandle” would be more gender-neutral, but “manhandle” properly names and shames the unjust kyriarchy) innocent serpents, possibly without the serpents’ consent, purportedly for God’s glory. These oppressors — typically poor Appalachian whites — are themselves oppressed, of course, themselves victims of the same kyriarchy which enables their cross-species molestation. As one of Ricochet’s resident reptilians (I only self-identify as human online), I ought to have been outraged by the speciesist presumption that conscripts nonhuman species into human worship without even asking permission. Instead, I got distracted by sparkly bums.

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Once again the leaues are falling from the trees and the Feast of All Saints approacheth. But thou art surely no saint? We know thee better than that. Aye. Take ye one and all this briefe quizzickal! We shall then know just what the boys of the towne think of thee! And perhaps we shall […]

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Chix PIT got’s no rules other than “Be Nice, but Be Hilarious.” Jump in, no credentials required, and unlike real chickens, we smell nice, and we don’t bite. Not even the Roosters! No one likes scrolling through a long post to make or read a comment, so check the comments for the history of Chix PIT. […]

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We’re not gone, we’re still here, and this is our newest iteration of Chix PIT. Chix PIT got’s no rules other than “Be Nice, but Be Hilarious.” Jump in, no credentials required, and unlike real chickens, we smell nice, and we don’t bite. Not even the Roosters! Preview Open

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Affectionately known at PITCH. Several ardent Trump supporters continue to express surprise that conservatives disappointed with the party formerly affiliated with conservatism (“PFAWC”) spend more time on a site dedicated to discussion between and among conservatives complaining the PFAWC nominee is, well, not remotely conservative than they do criticizing the Democratic nominee, Hillary Clinton.  Preview […]

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Friends, one of the perils of the Digital Age is navigating online dating sites. “Do I swipe left or right? What happens if I swipe up? Did I just order a Russian bride?” Well now you can breathe easy because I’m here to be your guide through the minefield of internet dating sites and tell you […]

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The name Chix PIT was spawned from the term Chix Spittle which appeared as part of a galline something or other in a shirtstorm about the CoC in November 2015. Chix PIT got’s no rules other than “Be Nice, but Be Hilarious.” Jump in, no credentials required, and unlike real chickens, we smell nice, and we don’t bite. Not even […]

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The name Chix PIT was spawned from the term Chix Spittle which appeared as part of a galline something or other in a shirtstorm about the CoC in November 2015. Jump in, no credentials required! Conversations go off into random tangents, and stay active long after member feed topics evaporate. Preview Open

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“Ingrates!” shrieked the high priest. And then it all changed, forever. The signs had been obvious for some months to anyone who cared to look: the peasants had begun to use the Bad Words without fear of punishment; they heaped their plates with large portions of food–enough for two, even–and their previously high quality wordplay […]

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Welcome to the PIT, the seedy underbelly of Ricochet. I’m Whiskey Sam, and I’ll be your tour guide to degradation for the next 90 days. Who gave the keys to the monkey? I was drafted volunteered after learning they were looking for someone warped enough to think keeping the PIT going is a good idea. What is […]

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Here we go again…time march, march, marches on. Another 90 days has passed, and alerts go dark on Chix Pit 3.0 tonight–so here is your welcome to Chix Pit 4.0–Yo Ricochet Peeps! In Chix PIT 3.0, we matured and mellowed to the slow and steady we don’t give a peep attitude. Preview Open

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In a perhaps futile effort to honor Claire’s semi-official request (she is, after all, part of the “Powers that Be”) to not have every thread turn into an SSM discussion (is it “a SSM” or “an SSM”, whatever you know what i mean), I’m starting the Semi-official Politically Incorrect Same Sex Marriage thread. This is […]

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Time marches on, another 90 days has passed, and alerts are dark on Chix Pit 2.0–so here is your welcome to Chix PIT 3.0, Where Cooler Heads Prevail! The name Chix PIT was spawned from the term Chix Spittle which appeared as part of a galline something or other in a shirtstorm about the CoC in November 2015.  Preview Open

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In the acrimonious aftermath of the 2012 elections, things got pretty heated here in Ricoland. 10cents started a post called “People I Hate On Ricochet” as a joke-oil over troubled waters as it were-where other members could dive right in and start slinging over the top outrageous insults at each other, thus earning the nickname […]

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