Tag: Impeachment Hearing

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Are you sick of Mueller Reports, Impeachment “hearings”, knowing full well this will go on until Trump leaves office? He’s a good president and a good man. Can we get on with some holiday cheer? I’m listening to a vintage CD called “Christmas Cocktails“, that I found on Amazon. It’s the ultimate holiday fun jazz […]

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My world-renowned phrenologist, Dr. Hans O’Cranium, and I were in DC this week and inadvertently learned the identity of the heretofore unnamed whistleblower in the Trump impeachment inquiry: Cousin Itt, Gomez’s hairy cousin from The Addams Family.

Hans and I were on Capitol Hill to testify on the correlation of skull topography to the tendency of poorly educated pro athletes to make uninformed comments about complex geopolitical matters such as freedom of speech and trade with Red China.

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